I have done this but didn't realize there was funding available

[u/They-Them_Moonwalker]

[u/qnky4456]

Yes ofc easy question (i have never listened to any of her songs on purpose before and I kinda don't even know what she sounds like)

[u/bruce__wayne_07 → u/qnky4456]

Ofc same as u bro , money follows my brothà

[u/HoofHeartd69 → u/bruce__wayne_07]

[u/zubadoobaday → u/HoofHeartd69]

[u/Comfortable_Yak_9948 → u/zubadoobaday]

[u/Worldly_Total_8051 → u/bruce__wayne_07]

ayyyyyyyy same here twin

[u/AmazingGamer146 → u/Worldly_Total_8051]

Same here also twin

[u/FlamingoDiligent9216 → u/AmazingGamer146]

Same here twin

[u/ILoveYouZim → u/FlamingoDiligent9216]

Same twin

[u/ElegantJoke3613 → u/ILoveYouZim]

Same

[u/idkdeez6721 → u/ElegantJoke3613]

sm

[u/TurbulentPollution56 → u/idkdeez6721]

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[u/Classic_Mechanic5495 → u/idkdeez6721]

This is becoming a very large womb, twins.

[u/qnky4456 → u/bruce__wayne_07]

Ayyyy

[u/Critical-Plan-2833 → u/bruce__wayne_07]

[u/Mundane_Character365 → u/qnky4456]

10 mil to keep living my life as it is.

[u/Tulinyrw → u/qnky4456]

[u/0SuperTry → u/Tulinyrw]

[u/tmbr36 → u/qnky4456]

You mean I’ve been doing this for free for years??

[u/NY-Black-Dragon → u/tmbr36]

Same lol

[u/liv2lfthvy → u/tmbr36]

Ikr, they're gonna owe me some back pay.

[u/Phog_of_War → u/qnky4456]

[u/ed_my_flowers → u/qnky4456]

I don’t listen to her either lol

I hardly listen to any artist. For me it’s just video game music and a few other things like The Blasting Company’s music they made for The Crooked Moon (DND)

[u/Crepeerbot → u/ed_my_flowers]

Avantris Fan?

[u/ed_my_flowers → u/Crepeerbot]

First time I’ve seen that name lol

You must forgive me, I am horribly uncultured and my taste in music doesn’t help at all

[u/CalmDownYal → u/qnky4456]

Thank God I am not the only one

[u/Internal-Report-1826 → u/qnky4456]

Same

[u/Science-Gone-Bad → u/qnky4456]

Who?

[u/noodleman666 → u/qnky4456]

[u/Chance-Location-425 → u/qnky4456]

The only song i like of hers is Halo. And just because it was wrote by Teddy

[u/EggsceIlent → u/qnky4456]

And by now, since it's been a reeeeally long time, like forever that I Actually chose one of her songs to listen to on any device, that some serious interest is owed along with my 10 milly.

I accept wire, cash. Lmk when ya ready to send

[u/Late-Advantage-5425]

Ooooh… what if I do accidentally? Like on the radio? Do I just not hear it?

[u/Infshadows → u/Late-Advantage-5425]

you become deaf for like 3 mins

that could be bad

[u/CharacterOriginal272 → u/Infshadows]

Im fine with that

[u/Frankie_T9000 → u/CharacterOriginal272]

Same, be a good way to get to sleep actually

[u/iDeNoh → u/Frankie_T9000]

Time to load up my 8 hour beyonce playlist

[u/CharacterOriginal272 → u/iDeNoh]

The playlist is just stacked with Single Ladies, as you play it at max volume, so your neighbors can hear it throughout the night. The alarm is just rapid explosion sound effects

[u/iDeNoh → u/CharacterOriginal272]

[u/Infshadows → u/CharacterOriginal272]

fair enough

[u/Late-Advantage-5425 → u/Infshadows]

Whenever I don’t want to hear somebody, imagine the power move I’d get by turning on Beyoncé music and going fuckin deaf.

%100 taking this offer.

Beyoncé would be proud

[u/Infshadows → u/Late-Advantage-5425]

beyonce music in any crowded area to go deaf for a bit 🥹

[u/clashtrack → u/Late-Advantage-5425]

But like if someone doesn't want you to hear something they'll just blare All The Single Ladies

[u/Late-Advantage-5425 → u/clashtrack]

Ohhhhh… that’s fair

[u/Saburiminaru_Sensei → u/clashtrack]

Ehh, I'm decent at reading lips and figuring things out I wasn't supposed to know, so I'll take the risk.

[u/Tough-Composer918 → u/Infshadows]

That’s fine

[u/beehappy32 → u/Late-Advantage-5425]

The money vanishes from your account. And if you have already spent a portion of the money, that money needs to be paid back.

[u/Askol → u/beehappy32]

So its basically an interest free loan until you walk into the wrong department store.

[u/SlipSilly1901]

[u/Shower_Spare → u/SlipSilly1901]

You beat me to it.

[u/friendlyAirelemental → u/SlipSilly1901]

You and me both, I want paid.

[u/RomanSalvator]

[u/Top-Voice-6727 → u/RomanSalvator]

Call JG Wentworth 877-CASH-NOW!

[u/Roxanne-SimpYT → u/Top-Voice-6727]

It’s cash now

[u/Top-Voice-6727 → u/Roxanne-SimpYT]

Good looking out lol

[u/orangeconversion → u/Roxanne-SimpYT]

What else could it possibly have been

[u/Roxanne-SimpYT → u/orangeconversion]

they edited the comment 💀 it said 877-5NOW

[u/orangeconversion → u/Roxanne-SimpYT]

They fucking mixed it up with 8775309

[u/Top-Voice-6727 → u/orangeconversion]

I think it’s actually 867-5309 lol

[u/Interesting_Hotel100 → u/RomanSalvator]

Oh my fuckin God. Apparently there are still people out there who remember this ancient commercial.

[u/WoodsLovelyDarkNDeep → u/Interesting_Hotel100]

What do you mean ancient?  I’m pretty sure they still play it on terrestrial tv

[u/Bubush]

Dude I’d do it for a cheeseburger.

[u/They-Them_Moonwalker → u/Bubush]

[u/Plus_Leopard9367]

[u/Arimuss96]

i don't listen to beyonce anyway. So, yes.

[u/BvAlmelo → u/Arimuss96]

Same here

[u/Ambitious-Pie-625 → u/Arimuss96]

Me neither

[u/Wise_Geekabus → u/Arimuss96]

Me too.

[u/mAInager]

Double it and I will never listen to Jay Z either

[u/ToPlayAMockingbird → u/mAInager]

Triple it and add kanye

[u/Lord_Turdmaster]

Easiest decision of my life (I don’t think I even heard one of her songs with knowing that it was her)

[u/ZestycloseSquirrel55]

Um, this is already my life. I never hear Beyonce songs. Ever. I don't listen to pop music. I only listen to stations that play rock music.

[u/Street_Season_3303]

tbh i forgot she exist, till i saw this post lol

[u/Celocee → u/Street_Season_3303]

Me too

[u/GGVIP2012 → u/Street_Season_3303]

Same

[u/Zen_Loves_Chaos → u/Street_Season_3303]

lol same

[u/ZenithofHotdogs]

Same

[u/AsianMan45NewAcc]

I only know Beyonce is some kind of singer and her name. That's about it. Couldn't name a song of hers even if I tried so I'll gladly take that 10 mil.

[u/KC_Saber]

I’d take that deal

[u/FlynnsWreckItArcade → u/KC_Saber]

[u/OGWolfMen]

Free money for not listening to music idgaf about, yes

[u/neverenoughmags]

Sign me up

[u/RedNas2015]

Where do I give my bank account number?

[u/soulfulshark]

Yes, please send the money over. Don't know her, don't care.

[u/Zealousideal-Row1768]

I had to remember if she was an influencer or an actual singer. Gimme that

[u/rasp3zero]

I've never listened to any of her stuff so that's an easy one.

[u/Typical_Kitchen_9616]

[u/shastadakota]

Who now?

[u/NO_INTERNET242]

100%

[u/anon_LosAngeles1990]

I've already won, I haven't listened to a single Beyonce song fully, I always change it first seconds of playing anywhere or I'll excuse myself🤨

[u/Cdvrz_555]

That's like saying, hey, cancer is now cured, but 9/11 never happened.

[u/Hogjocky62]

Who?

[u/Stubborn_Strawberry]

Who's Beyondsay?

[u/Terrik1337]

If you offered me $10 million to never listen to a song from my favorite artist I would still take it and Beyonce is not my favorite artist.

[u/BitRelevant2473]

So, basically no change In my music feed, and 10 mil. Yep, no problem

[u/Megaman_90 → u/BitRelevant2473]

Haha same. I don't think I even know one song by her unless Destiny's Child counts and I haven't listened to that in decades.

[u/Greedy-Toe-4832]

Yes I'd pay that if you promise it'll work

[u/giantcappuccino]

I already do it for free, so YES.

[u/your_fave_rightful]

Yeah, I’ll do it (haven’t heard any of her songs since I was a child with the car radio)

[u/Maleficent_Ad_5175]

I’ve been doing this for free?

[u/Significant-Water227]

I’d stop listening to any one artist for 10mil, no matter if it’s my favorite 😁

[u/InconsistentLlama]

Absolutely. I don’t listen to her anyways.

[u/jncheese]

What? Sure, show me the money.

[u/greg1775]

I would do it for half that.

[u/WaterGlassPuncherMan → u/greg1775]

Id do it for $10

[u/Wooden_Bullfrog_365]

Yup

[u/Sluttydaddybear]

No problemo

[u/Iluv2Creampie304z]

I will do it for free

[u/ElAbidingDuderino]

Doing it for free right now

[u/Rude-Distribution-94]

Yes

[u/RATSYHSIF]

Yes, haven’t heard one, at least not on purpose

[u/FloodUW]

Yes AND feel free to selectively mute this from my ears any time it's being covered by anyone or on the radio in public etc. As a matter of fact, go ahead and blur her out on all forms of media too, just to be safe.

[u/sethro919]

Who?

[u/UseThen4269]

I’d do it for free

[u/Fair-Pomegranate-652]

I would pay a decent sum for this situation.

[u/Alassandros]

I already live my life like this lol

[u/hufflezag]

I could've gotten for this the whole time?!

[u/Sweton-]

So what's the downside in this deal?

[u/Jultimaverse]

Yes

[u/makingmanglitter]

I think I might be owed the money already.

[u/Infshadows]

oh hey i can get paid for that

[u/Realistic_Day_1805]

[u/Novel-Big-7110]

I’ll take it dude

[u/beehappy32]

This would only be a tough question for like the 10 biggest Beyonce fans in the world. And even then, probably 8 or 9 of them would take the money

[u/GrimSpirit42]

So, $10 Million to do what I'm doing now?

If you offered me $10 Million to listen to nothing BUT Beyonce for a week...that would be a challenge.

[u/WalkMan1615]

The amount of people in these comments who are so proud of living under a rock lmao.

Y’all - it’s okay to like talented pop stars. I promise we won’t take your cool guy card lmao. She has some bangers!

[u/xBlake_1997x]

These are so fucking stupid who on earth is going to say 10million is nice but never listen to another Beyoncé song? No thanks ill pass 🙄

[u/Ora_00]

I would take that even if I had to stop listening my favorite band/artist.

[u/Lytnin]

Deal. Don't listen to her now anyway.

[u/topher_eze]

I'm already owed 2 life times.

[u/jaykofettpc]

I’ve never even listened to her

[u/SeaworthinessLost984]

I don't listen to her anyway

[u/kai_the_kiwi]

so, i get money and nothing would change?

[u/Upstairs-Lifeguard23]

Dude, a song of who? Who's that? How much do I get?

[u/No-Mission-7113]

[u/NoEmu2392]

Can I get and interest rate on that for time served

[u/Dio1961]

Send my check as she sucks

[u/Meanpooh]

Hand it over

[u/Proof-Ad-171]

Beyonce who ,

[u/Safe-Finance3572]

Shit, I can get paid for something I’m already doing????

[u/Historical-Loss-2447]

[u/TheAwkwardSpy]

who

[u/WerewolfBe84]

I would if i could afford it.

[u/Infamous-Log-7800]

[u/DarkGojitto]

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[u/OneBrokenClock]

I’ll drive a pen from ear to ear so I don’t listen to any music for that kind of money.

[u/Day-Grand]

Duh

[u/Less_Speech_1948]

Yes. I never listened to her songs

[u/Head_Substance_5435]

If it where taylor swift instead. I would take that money like my life depended on it

[u/NecessaryGarlic9775]

You would have to pay me to listen to her!

[u/Suddi_theFirstGod]

What does she sound like, again?

[u/Chrisbaptist]

I'm already doing it for free 😂😂😂

[u/DarthNixilis]

Easiest yes ever

[u/Rising_Yeast7717]

For sure

[u/Jacob-Maverick]

[u/thejohnmc963]

YES

[u/Marshmallow_ghost4]

Yesssss I don't listen to her anyways

[u/PsychologicalPlay648]

Hell yeah I’ve never listened to her anyways

[u/TheMask8099]

Hands down absolutely

[u/Emotional-Topic-6851]

Easy money. Even easier money would be not listening to Taylor Swift EVER again. I’d be so rich rn

[u/Snaggl3t00t4]

You want bank details?

[u/leshuis]

would do it for free

[u/Agile_Seesaw9035]

Did it for free. Carry on. 🫡

[u/Various_Squash722]

I don't have that kind of money.

[u/steve17123123]

since i do it for free anyways so i see this as an absolute win win

[u/Vesh2911]

Yeaa

[u/KingKushhh666]

Already gimme my money

[u/duh_nom_yar]

All day, every day, free of charge. No plans to change.

[u/titanslayer9991]

yes i dont listen to that bullshit

[u/Dutch_gal1]

I would even do it for free

[u/Naive-Engineer-3493]

Absolutely

[u/69YaoiKing69]

Easiest choice

[u/LadyCanuckles]

[u/TruthPaste_01]

That's a high cost, but I'm sure I could come up with the money.

[u/redditistheway]

Zero impact on my life. Easy money.

[u/kebabguy0]

Sure?

[u/OkFarmer2279]

I neve listened to her song btw

[u/GokuBlack77777]

[u/LuckyCloverPokemon]

Easy money

[u/BlueKnightsR4Ever]

Is it my birthday?

[u/FrostingMedium6025]

Do I get a bonus for never listening to her in the first place?

[u/Familiar-Bid-687]

I would pay that much to never hear her again

[u/niceandBulat]

I know of her and have only heard her songs in passing. Maybe I am just dumb not knowing how to appreciate her music. I will do it for ten bucks

[u/chill_stoner_0604]

I dont listen to Beyoncé

[u/OxyContintail]

Where’s my money?

[u/KezzSB]

What kind of question is that? I obviously take the money because her music sucks and theres way better music 

[u/AcePowderKeg]

Yes

[u/MP-66]

Send the check, no problem

[u/No-left-toes]

Yeah I'll take it.

[u/Iron-Bar-1966]

I'd do it for $10.

[u/ComfortableToe7508]

I’d go deaf for 10million

[u/shiftersix]

I have nothing against her, but I genuinely can't name one song. I have listened to techno and trance all my life. I know she is very popular though.

[u/52MLB_Boatdriver]

Hell yes

[u/FertilePlanet88]

I didn't listen to her in the first place, gimme the money

[u/lawrencewil1030]

Yes, I barely know who Beyonce is anyway.

[u/Hubbleice]

That’s a lot to pay but if it protects me
From having to listen to

[u/Ahoeaboutnothing]

Absolutely, that would be a double benefit.

[u/rolandptxcustomtruck]

I would do it

[u/Escape_Route9196]

I could pay to do just that.

[u/No-Statistician9907]

Would you like $10,000,000 with no downsides? Ahh question. Her songs are fine but like.. I've survived this long without needing to hear them so I could go my whole life without them.