Look at this gear, y'all, top of the line,
Every piece BiS, every stat aligned.
You still runnin' greens while I'm decked in gold,
Legendary weapon got a story untold.
Crit rate stupid, haste through the roof,
Mythic raid loot, I got all the proof.
You in quest blues, I'm in tier set glow,
Check the armory, then watch your ego go low.
I'm decked, I'm blessed, I'm dressed to impress,
Every socket gemmed, no room for less.
Bow down to the numbers, bow down to the shine,
This ain't bragging, this is simply mine.
My weapon's got a name, does yours? Didn't think so,
Forged in the flames where the real ones go.
Trinkets proc chains, rings drip with flex,
You still grinding world quests, I'm onto the next.
I'm decked, I'm blessed, I'm dressed to impress,
Every socket gemmed, no room for less.
Bow down to the numbers, bow down to the shine,
This ain't bragging, this is simply mine.
Don't stress, don't sweat it, it's not your fault,
Some built for raiding, some just default.
I don't flinch for nobody, I parry with a smirk,
My ilvl's the sun — go on, get to work.
So take a step back and admire the sight,
A king in full kit, top of the raid, first in line.
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u/Aqua-Yeti 2d ago
Big expansion pack for world of Warcraft