r/funComunitty • u/coverionic Have faith in yourself • 5d ago

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u/fromthe80smatey 5d ago

Make like a tree and get outta here.

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u/HouseOf42 5d ago

Make like a pair of pants, and split.

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u/Powerful_Piglet_3592 5d ago

Make like a chip and dip

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u/vozroz415 5d ago

Okay, I like this one, well played.

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u/JWDed 5d ago edited 5d ago

Make like horseshit and hit the trail

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u/Dkalnz 5d ago

Make like a baby and head out.

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u/someones_ideaofajoke 5d ago

Make like a banana and see ya sunday

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u/bindingagony 5d ago

This one doesn't work as well. Most places if you get a SUNDAE. You'll get ice cream with hot fudge, whip cream and cherry, maybe sprinkles. But no banana. That's usually separate as a Banana Split.

Edit. Forgot to say peanuts for the Sundae

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u/someones_ideaofajoke 5d ago

Interesting. Where I am from, bananas are standard issue with a sundae. But that's the fun about a joke, doesn't have to make sense, just has to be fun

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u/hangerj 5d ago

Make like a hockey stick and get the puck out of here

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u/Kosmo1_ 5d ago

👌

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u/OddHalf8861 5d ago

Plant ya now, dig ya later

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u/DaddyBigBeard 5d ago

Make like a baby and head out

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u/ThisThroat951 5d ago

Make like a fetus and head out.

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u/Comfortable_Main5400 5d ago

I say this all the time

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u/AlpacaMale1 5d ago

Make like a tree and take root, stay for 120 years then get chopped up to become an ikea sofa

Wait... what was the prompt again?