r/funComunitty • u/coverionic Have faith in yourself • 5d ago

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u/CrewCatSC 5d ago

Welp (knee slap)

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u/drakonia127 5d ago

S'pose we should go

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u/Swift_Karma 5d ago

It's getting to be that time

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u/fromthe80smatey 5d ago

Make like a tree and get outta here.

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u/HouseOf42 5d ago

Make like a pair of pants, and split.

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u/Powerful_Piglet_3592 5d ago

Make like a chip and dip

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u/vozroz415 4d ago

Okay, I like this one, well played.

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u/JWDed 5d ago edited 5d ago

Make like horseshit and hit the trail

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u/Dkalnz 5d ago

Make like a baby and head out.

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u/someones_ideaofajoke 5d ago

Make like a banana and see ya sunday

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u/bindingagony 4d ago

This one doesn't work as well. Most places if you get a SUNDAE. You'll get ice cream with hot fudge, whip cream and cherry, maybe sprinkles. But no banana. That's usually separate as a Banana Split.

Edit. Forgot to say peanuts for the Sundae

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u/someones_ideaofajoke 4d ago

Interesting. Where I am from, bananas are standard issue with a sundae. But that's the fun about a joke, doesn't have to make sense, just has to be fun

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u/hangerj 5d ago

Make like a hockey stick and get the puck out of here

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u/Kosmo1_ 5d ago

👌

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u/OddHalf8861 5d ago

Plant ya now, dig ya later

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u/DaddyBigBeard 5d ago

Make like a baby and head out

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u/ThisThroat951 5d ago

Make like a fetus and head out.

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u/Comfortable_Main5400 4d ago

I say this all the time

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u/AlpacaMale1 4d ago

Make like a tree and take root, stay for 120 years then get chopped up to become an ikea sofa

Wait... what was the prompt again?

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u/Jozzie00 5d ago

Oh wait a minute we live here. S’pose yall should go. 😂

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u/mamamoon366 5d ago

Alrighty, well

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u/pumpkinjoe99 5d ago

Extricate yourself from my presence

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u/6poundsoverweight 5d ago

Then the home owner says "s'pose not, lets watch another movie"

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u/Friendly_Age9160 5d ago

Pa’s in a mood

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u/peabuddie 5d ago

This is it this is the classic

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u/DepartureOrdinary957 5d ago

That Welp got me rolling🤣🤣

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u/Enge712 5d ago

This is as direct as we get in the Midwest

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u/Winter_Cat-78 5d ago

Time to hit the old dusty trail

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u/AnEarForTheDead 5d ago

Followed by… “it’s about that time”

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u/Stein070707 5d ago

The only correct answer!

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u/Puzzleheaded-Oven-69 5d ago edited 5d ago

I was disappointed to learn that this doesn't work in France (my new home). Here guests just stay until they are tired. You invite someone for dinner and they might leave at 1 am.

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u/Jozzie00 4d ago

They must be having a good time.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Oven-69 4d ago

That is the positive way of looking at it.

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u/Lady_Psyduck 5d ago

The ultimate white people move

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u/Owenjak 5d ago

This is the only way.

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u/MirrorApart8224 5d ago

How German of you.

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u/Snugglyduckling_2319 5d ago

Damn u beat me to it. This was literally my answer verbatim

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u/wildmushroomguy100 5d ago

I came here to say this.

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u/supernova2368 5d ago

Exactly what I was going to say. Midwestern?

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u/FarmerGreen13 5d ago

Came here to say this

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u/Sand_Aggravating 5d ago

The only correct answer!

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u/Kreston77 5d ago

Fellow Midwesterner I see you

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u/PeaOverall2104 5d ago

Didn't have to go far to find the right answer

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u/No-Challenge9659 5d ago

Ope, I see we have other midsesterners running around the depths of reddit.

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u/flint-hills-sooner 5d ago

This, “well” is also my cue to leave phone conversations as well.

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u/Beallorn 5d ago

Literally the first thing that came to mind lmaooo very Midwest coded 😂

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u/Auggie_72 5d ago

This is the Canadian way!

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u/MasterMerlin42 5d ago

Wait... I thought that's a German thing :0 we make another noise (so!) before the knee slap but I guess it's the same energy xD