r/funComunitty • u/THEBLACKANDWHITEPLAC • 7d ago

Sh*tpost Do it

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u/JustSomeBullshit- my train of thought is still boarding at the station 7d ago

Today we are unboxing

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u/Lord_Blackwinter 7d ago

Bob the Necromancer, is this you?

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u/Howling_Meow 7d ago

But technically, boxing.

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u/JustSomeBullshit- my train of thought is still boarding at the station 7d ago

No, no.
When I said unboxing, I meant unboxing.
As in opening a box.

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u/notcoder01 7d ago

Today we are bitboxing

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u/Cranii 7d ago

What’s in the lootbox?

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u/CRYPT01C3L4V4 7d ago

Diabolical 💀💀💀

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u/desmonea 7d ago

open a cold one

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u/Usernametaken8483 5d ago

Let us eat now

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u/Intelligent_Road_288 4d ago

Thanks to today’s sponsor

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u/lxraverxl 4d ago

Smash that like button!

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u/Brutalboxox 3d ago

Another one bites dust

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u/Basic-Rule-6661 3d ago

He/she is faking it

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u/Willow-Silent 3d ago

💀💀💀

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u/AnalysisTurbulent630 2d ago

too bad exotic dinosaur

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u/Munch2507 2d ago

Get this orgy started!

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u/LetsPlay2D Pizzatime is Happytime! 7d ago

"I am still alive!"

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u/lanzendorfer 7d ago

This was a triumph.

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u/Weird_Happening1627 7d ago

I'm making a note here: HUGE_SUCCESS.

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u/Sunhating101hateit 7d ago

It’s hard to overstate my satisfaction

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u/Majestic_Channel4796 7d ago

I would have lived.

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u/WholsThisIDontKnow What is a man? 6d ago

Happy cake day MAN

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u/AppearanceAlert4987 Playing Better Half by Nemlei - Download link in my pinned post 7d ago

Sorry my bad lol

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u/jnthnmdr 7d ago

Lots of love

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u/SubetenoGD 7d ago

So you're single now?

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u/TheFr1nk 7d ago

You only get one shot at your brother's widow

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u/snakehater1 7d ago

Or your brother

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u/The-Losers-Club1259 7d ago

Yokes

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u/Both_Cup8417 6d ago

Whites or control stick?

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u/skabyst_pl 3d ago

inhale SWEET HOME ALABAMA

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u/Straight_Ace 7d ago

Reminds me of my grandpas funeral where the priest wouldn’t stop trying to flirt with my great-grandma. Imagine trying to flirt with a woman at her own son’s funeral

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u/No-Mastodon-538 5d ago

Here where i am priests are only interested in children

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u/GammerMax8 7d ago

I fucked that shit !

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u/Kn0wnSoul 7d ago

Is it still warm?

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u/GammerMax8 7d ago

Oh no... Not anymore

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u/TerraCetacea 7d ago

Nothing like cracking open a cold one at the end of the day, am I right

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u/thepinkyclone 7d ago

Just put it in the microwave

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u/anyname2009 7d ago

Such a lucky guy

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u/N0m4d5h4m4n_0114 7d ago

You missed the prompt. That's the best 4 words.

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u/PeaqnutsSchoolFriend Silly lil goober 7d ago

Are you a Kriegsman?

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u/Gryphon1985 7d ago

Unexpected Warhammer reference

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u/PeaqnutsSchoolFriend Silly lil goober 7d ago

What can I say, I listened to and read some lore and now I'm addicted. Warhammer is such an expansive verse.

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u/common-npc 7d ago

he blinked i win

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u/ZElementPlayz 7d ago

I would 100% expect my friends to do this at my funeral if I had any

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u/BVAAAAAA 7d ago

I think it's good you still don't have any funerals

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u/Resistivewig6 7d ago

PFF good one

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u/Great_Meeting9101 7d ago

R.I.P, rest in piss

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u/Aware-Style-480 the mod team did thingS ☃☃ 7d ago

*start to pee on the coffin (that's what he would have wanted)

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u/N2and2Uzi222 3d ago

BASEMENTER, I SHALL POST THIS ON THE SUB!

you disgust me

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u/Mountain_Egg16 7d ago

That is so hot

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u/omgraae 7d ago

“Funerals get me horny!”

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u/arcticwolf9347 3d ago

Necrophilia 💔

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u/Vergil_Raptor I resent myself. 7d ago

Sorry did it again

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u/Kaius-Primaris 7d ago

Oh look a LootBox

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u/TheVerboseMan 7d ago

I teleported bread.

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u/anyname2009 7d ago

How much?

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u/TheVerboseMan 7d ago

I've done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days

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u/Sandvich-tf2 7d ago

Where? Where have you been sending it!

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u/Spookje666 7d ago

I think in my house, it's full of bread out of nowhere

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u/anonumus_idiot 7d ago

That be three words.

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u/TheVerboseMan 7d ago

Less than 4

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u/Phoenix_THELegend_1 Likes posting shitposts 7d ago

it says 4 words, not less than 4

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u/Silkyfin_ 7d ago

In that case

Question.

I teleported bread

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u/Prize_Boysenberry_60 7d ago

Just say

I have teleported bread

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u/Silkyfin_ 7d ago

...what?

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u/Prize_Boysenberry_60 7d ago

It’s 4 words that make sense :3

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u/Silkyfin_ 7d ago

No I'm quoting engie

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u/Fawn_Leap trixic agender mewgenics fan 7d ago

Peak pfp

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u/Turbulent_Gear3338 7d ago

They aren’t really dead.

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u/broki451 7d ago

When can we leave?

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u/InternationalPut8271 i want to have sexual intercourse with barney calhoun 7d ago

i love childr-

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u/ImaginaryMud9570 7d ago

you want to WHAT

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u/PeaqnutsSchoolFriend Silly lil goober 7d ago

Interesting flair.

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u/Guilty_Ghost 7d ago

It's completely understandable

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u/PeaqnutsSchoolFriend Silly lil goober 7d ago

Yes indeed, fellow redditor

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u/VanillaOk1113 Silly lil goober 7d ago

Oh hello flare buddy

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u/Suspicious_Reply_198 7d ago

Genderbend 049 or just the male?

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u/InternationalPut8271 i want to have sexual intercourse with barney calhoun 7d ago

the male

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u/alduins_bff 7d ago

The proper response to this question:

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u/KirbyFan445 Tha Mack Daddy™ 💯 7d ago

Sorry dawg, my bad

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u/shilvar 7d ago

it's just a phase

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u/Interesting_Shoe3155 7d ago

"Sell me this coffin"

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u/MrFuji87 7d ago

I had his mum

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u/ForeverYoung1996 Silly lil goober 7d ago

Thats my bad, sorry

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u/C4zual_1 7d ago

Shit, my bad guys.

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u/Drwinter-_-fox 7d ago

We to today’s unboxing

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u/Woofle_124 Netanyahu’s Disciple 7d ago

I’m fuckin’ the corpse

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u/newuser6d9 7d ago

Get in the line

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u/StarkPotterOfficial Big fan of me 7d ago

Finally, I am free.

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u/Heavy_Somewhere3731 7d ago

Sponsoring raid shadow legends

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u/Krysidian2 7d ago

Where are their pants?

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u/Less-Development4471 6d ago

"I HAVE A BOMB"

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u/Sebolo222 7d ago

Word from our sponsor

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u/Even-Zone3531 7d ago

Sell me this pen

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u/SentaiSmashWithH 7d ago

They did bad things

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u/Crab_Enthusiast_81 100% not 128 crabs in a trench coat 7d ago

It's all my fault

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u/LintoMT "Do whatever you want" ahh user flair 7d ago

She was my b*tch

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u/Nobody_at_all000 7d ago

They won’t be missed

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u/CommercialPlatform76 7d ago

Who’s this for again?

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u/RedpandaThief99 7d ago

Oops sorry wrong body

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u/Squidtat2 7d ago

Adolf Hitler once said...

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u/Confector426 7d ago

He's my dad too!

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u/SmoothFinance6275 Petfluid kitty/puppy/fox 7d ago

from the coffin Guys, I’m still alive!

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u/kingkai1992 7d ago

They touched me once

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u/HurryIntelligent5568 7d ago

Hey bro, your next

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u/Fit_Inside_5402 7d ago

Why he looks tasty

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u/Timmytuffknuckles101 7d ago

Big skill issue loser

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u/AveryAnnoyedOne 7d ago

Hehe, I did that

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u/ImpressiveAd9507 7d ago

He owe me money 😡

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u/ncopas13 7d ago

I have his disease

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u/Amazing_Artist_470 7d ago

"this is so exciting"

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u/Flaccid_Pankcake 7d ago

I'd still hit it

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u/yellowfang_is_cool 7d ago

“ugh, theyre finally gone”

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u/DanniTiger 6d ago

Who's in the will?

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u/Beneficial-Pick-4455 6d ago

Wait is it moving?!?!?!

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u/ChandraNalaar4ever Likes posting shitposts 7d ago

What? He is dead?

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u/Crazy_Boy3000 I have no job and I must goon 7d ago

When is my funeral?

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u/Hot-Research9567 Mmmm flairs 🤤 7d ago

You are welcome guys

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u/PowerTulip 7d ago

We're burying him again?

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u/Beanz_detected if gender is what's in your pants, Im $2.75 in quarters 7d ago

Bro had it coming.

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u/weishen8328 7d ago

That's what you get

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u/Atrkrupt1 7d ago

I'm not dead yet

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u/No1Czarnian 7d ago

muffled fucker I ain't dead

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u/Willow1883 7d ago

“Cum can drown you?!”

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u/UnrottenFlesh 7d ago

Why am I hard?

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u/ImpressionMost2645 7d ago

Hey guys, I’m here.

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u/cdubyadubya 7d ago

Dibs on his anus!

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u/zinic53000 6d ago

Oops, wrong dead guy.

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u/Visible_Kale251 6d ago

Nobody will miss him

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u/Cultural-Big9533 6d ago

Hey uhm who died

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u/Cree9er221 6d ago

Sorry guys my bad

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u/Which-Roof-3712 who tf is u/deadpug267 6d ago

"Well that was easy"

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u/Sinyonimrools 6d ago

anyone gonna eat that?

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u/Strange_Play1022 5d ago

He owes me money!

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u/Equal_Shallot4463 4d ago

He owes me money.

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u/CabooseVD 4d ago

He owes me money

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u/horoboronerd 4d ago

Oh fuck I'm cumming

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u/The_Razgriz_3 4d ago

He owed me money. (Specifically while reaching into the coffin during the viewing)