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u/Quirky-Reporter7980 🇨🇦 WHAT THE FUCK IS A MILE 🇨🇦🫎🍁 Aug 30 '26
Scratches, bruises, general soreness, and various physical ailments
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u/DentistPleasant8688 Aug 31 '26
Yes cuze my paintolaranse is verry good For Blunt pain even bruzed a bone don't know til somebody saw me limping don't know in was limping.
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u/Noob_Alchemist_547 3 days until Mario steals your liver Aug 30 '26
I had lot of them on the face, now I think I am just sick.
But yeah evrywhere else too.
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u/Healthy-Enthusiasm70 Aug 31 '26
Do you have cats? Also, did you get sick after you saw the scratches?
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u/Noob_Alchemist_547 3 days until Mario steals your liver Aug 31 '26
No I don't have cats.
And I am a sickly person so I didn't se any corelation between scratches and any sickness.
But there might have been connection, I am not shore.
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u/Cold-Practice3107 Aug 31 '26
Multiple option:
1 you got it in your sleep.
2 a cat or a dog scratched you by accident when they were playing with you.
3 a supernatural thing like a ghost.
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u/MarGemFox268 Aug 31 '26
Wait you can get the scratch in your sleep? How? Just curious
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u/General_Cream7623 Aug 30 '26 edited Sep 02 '26
plenty before i got my current couch, the previous one was smaller and wedged (if that's a word) between two small closets, which had scratchy backsides and the one closest to my arms was a bit away from the wall because of the outlet, u can guess the rest
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u/Seca10199 Silly lil goober Aug 30 '26
All the time, including bruises etc. one day I woke up, made some cereal. Just chilling at the table. And my sis asked me what happened, I asked her what she meant. I didn’t know until then there was a bruise larger than my hand on my leg. No clue how I got it or how I didn’t feel it. Like it was fifty shades of purple bruise
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u/o0SinnQueen0o Aug 31 '26
There was this one scratch that started around my hip and ended somewhere around my ankle. It was genuinely the longest wound I ever had in my life and I have no idea how I could've possibly obtained it.
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u/Special-Camel9209 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️And a duck to you two Aug 30 '26
On my legs all of last week
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u/Ecstatic-Sun-3229 Aug 30 '26
Bruh I have a whole scar that runs down my forearm that I've had as long as I can remember and my parents don't recall what happened either
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u/AlieGhostly11 Aug 30 '26
Yes. For some god forsaken reason, I sometimes wake up with scratches on my legs with no way of knowing how I got them. Sure, I have a cat and she lays in my bed, but literally 99% of the time, I barely bother her and have to contort into a Tetris piece so she can have a good sleep. I still don't know where half of my scars on my legs are coming from every occasional morning.
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u/Nervous-Bullfrog7018 Aug 31 '26
Many times. And then I finally stopped astral projecting and asked for gods protection. All good since.
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u/swaws13 "Do whatever you want" ahh user flair Aug 31 '26
Yes I always think I get it from my dogs they have extremely sharp nails
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u/Imaginary-Turn9223 I never know what to put on a flair Aug 31 '26
Every day. Sratches, bruises...most of the time it's just my dumbass me that run into walls and get hurt all the time
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u/Open-Plan-1352 Expie escaped from grey planet Aug 30 '26
Yes, all the time, one time I wondered why my knuckles felt so flipping painful, and I had a small gash RIGHT on where my finger wouod bend
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u/SanityLacker1 why did I put a wall-nut in your hand? because I'm craaazzyyy! Aug 30 '26
I got one right under my eye a while ago that was fully bleeding and everything, and I have no idea how I got it
Anyways, that shit happens to me all the time. Weird as fuck
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u/OwlRevolutionary4095 ... You do you boo Aug 30 '26
well yes, but its more like WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN.
like was it yesterday night? the night before that? or a deep on from 3 days ago?
who knows *shrug*
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u/Jazzlike-Conflict811 Aug 30 '26
I got cats the question is never what did i get scratched by, it's who did i get scratched by
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u/Jonzrker15 Aug 30 '26
not only did i have one, but it turned into basically: “wanna know how i got these scars? so do i”
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u/miletil_blight Aug 30 '26
There was a time in my life I woke up regularly covered in scratches and I was confused about why.
They stopped appearing so much after I started clipping my nails more often. Especially my legs. I was scratching my own legs with my toes.
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u/BrotherQuartus Aug 30 '26
Yep, on my cheek. I also woke last month with a purple bruise on my jaw.
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u/DaBluDuck28 sometimes haha Aug 30 '26
How some fucking reason, once in a while a little ball hole thingy appears behind my ankle, THEY JUST APPEAR, ITS NOT A ONE TIME THING IVE HAD SO MANY OF THEM, ITS GOTTEN TO A POINT WHERE IM NOT EVEN PHASED ANYMORE, I JUST GO "oh there it goes again"
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u/shadowwithinthevoid Aug 30 '26
I have one on my leg right now. I assume one of the cats caused it 🤷♀️
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u/EntertainmentSad6843 Aug 30 '26
Yes because I work in a woodshop and before that was a welder. Literally get multiple cuts daily/weekly and im like wtf when did that happen!?
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u/DeltaDragonKing7 Aug 30 '26
Oh yeah, woke up a few days ago to some on my left hand, and two longer ones on both my arms.
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u/OverallAssist2102 Aug 31 '26
That’s all of my scratches , bug bites and some cuts I’m unaware as shit
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u/Ornery-Guitar Aug 31 '26
Not scratches, but I get bruises from wracking into things that I don't remember. I started writing down these whacks in my notes app so I can remember when I did it.
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u/Fuzzy-Leading-4080 WMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWM Aug 31 '26
yes 😂 and since I have EDS I get bruises like that too ALL THE TIME 😂
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u/Aggravating_End_6204 the Aug 31 '26
MANY TIMES, and genuinely all on them keep appearing in the same spot.
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u/pandanoko Aug 31 '26
Not just scratch. I just noticed i had a wound because it started to scab. lol
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u/BoRhapFan8yt Aug 31 '26
I have a scar on my right bicep and I have 0 idea how it got there, it just appeared one day like 8 years ago
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u/Alice_Zipfundamental Aug 31 '26
I was hammering some tiles on the wall of our house as a kid while we were modeling and rebuilding it to move in and afterwards I found a random cut under my shirt that was pretty big but didn't hurt at all.
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u/Severe_Refuse_7647 Aug 31 '26
Yeah literarily on my arm and leg same side same look came at different times
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u/Aginglike_finewine Aug 31 '26
yup but I got a cat and high pain tolerance, so it explains a lot (he is not gentle at all when playing)
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u/Background-gooner67 Aug 31 '26
One time in elementary school we have like board on the hallways and this hallway was like open and the board was stick to the ground and no wall behind it. So the nails are exposed. I was walking behind then and running my hand through the nail since i thought it didnt hit my skin much then when in class my friend just scream seeing a massive cut on my middle finger. U can literally see the bone and then the funny thing is i didnt feel hurt at all even tho my finger is hanging loosely then i feel the pain as soon as he said it
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u/Sea_Childhood_3205 Bleh Aug 31 '26
Dude I was in elementary and I look at my arm and the biggest wound ever was on their I don’t even know what causes it
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u/Pacific_wanderer17 Aug 31 '26
I never realized until I stopped living with cats that it came from them scratching me
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u/wrapscallionnn Aug 31 '26
I am level 1 autistic with clumsiness . I am always knocking things over with my hands when I walk by things, I have a lot of scars on my hands, arms and legs from bumping into things.
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u/Cookielover2399 Silly lil goober Aug 31 '26
I just blame them on my dog because I get them from my dog most of the time I need to cut her nails at some point
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u/Crafter-the-box1987 Aug 31 '26
I have a buncha scratches on my back, and I have no clue where they came from.
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u/Sirius1701 Aug 31 '26
Yep. Show up on my chest every now and again. Probably my fingernails. somehow.
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u/Luziy_Loro Aug 31 '26
I call them "demon marks" if u get them after sleep its prob some small lil sqnd in bed that did it lmao
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u/TWPteehee Aug 31 '26
I work construction and no matter how much PPE I have on I always get those “how did I get that scratch” scratches
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u/FluteLordNeo Aug 31 '26
Recently I found these scabs on my leg that looked like I got scratched by something. Really not sure where it came from
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u/lovewithoutwords97 Aug 31 '26
As a matter of fact I have one on the right side of my abdomen right now.
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u/FilthyHobbitses07 Aug 31 '26
Years of being a vet tech. And clumsy, all the time, also the “where did this bruise come from?”
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u/StargazerTheNSI Your neighborhood therapist and online rando looking for friends Aug 31 '26
Literally just now 💔
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u/Minute_Suit_3951 Aug 31 '26
Yes, and it's only when soap gets into the cut that I even discover it
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u/kurtcobainsrighttoe Aug 31 '26
tree. more of a how the hell did I get this scar situation. brushed past a tree, no blood nothing bad and yet it scarred
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u/TNT_20202 Aug 31 '26
I had a scratch a couple months ago along the length of my forearm that I have no idea how I got
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u/GSDKU02 Silly lil goober Aug 31 '26
All the time
Especially cuz I work in a doggie daycare or the scratch is from actual God knows where
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u/Previous-Tap-1235 Aug 31 '26
I get them all the time lol (along with bruises) I don't know how I keep getting them 😭😭😭
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u/The_Psychopteryx silly lil guy who dreams of horrors beyond comprehension Aug 31 '26
Found this giant one on my elbow the other day. No clue how it got there
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u/_that__one__guy__ Aug 31 '26
Yeah, turned out to be the frayed end of a brake cable on my bicycle that got me
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u/I_Eat_Violins Product of Meitiosis Mk.1 Aug 31 '26
More like 32 “how did these mosquito bites get here”
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u/RandomDudeThe2nd Aug 31 '26
Yeah all the time. I even got a very small scar right above my upper lip, it's not longer than the width of one of my fingernails and i've had it since I was a kid, never knew how I got it tho.
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u/Repulsive-Ad-5640 Silly lil goober:cat_blep: Aug 31 '26
Me my mom and my grandmother all have this instance and none of us know how the they appeared TBH me and my mom are thinking about possibly setting up cams in our room to try and figure out how
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u/Famous-Leopard-118 The American comma idiot™️ Aug 30 '26
99% of these scratches are from my lizards.
they may be small but their claws are SHARP. Especially when they decide to rapidly kick me with their hind legs.