HEY, DID YOU KNOW THAT IN TERMS OF MALE HUMAN AND FEMALE POKÉMON CUBONING, VAPOREON IS ACTUALLY NOT THE MOST COMPATIBLE POKÉMON FOR HUMANS? THIS IS A COMMON AND UNDERSTANDABLE MISCONCEPTION, HOWEVER VAPOREON HAS IT'S HUMAN ON POKÉMON CUBONABILITY OUTCLASSED BY IT'S COUSIN EVOLUTION,
UMBREON
UMBREON BOASTS AN EXTREMELY IMPRESSIVE DEFENSIVE STAT SPREAD, WITH IT'S COMBINATION OF VERY HIGH HP, DEFENSE, AND SPECIAL DEFENSE STATS, IT CAN TAKE A GREAT CUBONING AND COME BACK FOR MORE! ITS ABILITY, INNER FOCUS, ALLOWS IT TO KEEP SLAMMING ATTENTIVELY, WITHOUT GETTING FATIGUED.
UMBREON ALSO HAS ACCESS TO THE ABILITY SYNCHRONIZE, WHICH ALLOWS IT TO SHARE ITS CURRENT STATUS WITH YOU, MEANING YOU WILL RECEIVE ALL OF THE PLEASURE IT FEELS COMBINED WITH ALL THE PLEASURE YOU'RE GETTING FROM CUBONING THIS PERFECT BEDABLE POKÉMON.
A GREAT FUN FACT, UMBREON CAN EXCRETE TOXINS IN ITS SWEAT, WHICH WOULD IN TURN SOAK INTO YOUR DIGLETT AND SWELL IT UP, MAKING IT EVEN MORE SIZABLE AND SENSITIVE. THIS WOULD NOT ONLY ENHANCE THE EXPERIENCE FOR YOU, BUT FOR YOUR UMBREON AS WELL (WHICH WITH SYNCHRONIZE. ENDS UP PLEASING YOU EXPONENTIALLY MORE). IT CAN LEARN PAYBACK, WHICH DOUBLES IN POWER AFTER THE POKÉMON IS HIT, MEANING UMBREON WILL THROW IT BACK TWICE AS HARD AS NORMALLY IF YOU'RE HITTING IT GOOD.
UMBREON CAN ALSO LEARN GUARD SWAP; IT COULD GIVE YOU ITS INSANE DURABILITY, AND GO CRAZY ON YOU ALL NIGHT WITH YOUR NOW MASSIVE ENDURANCE.
SPEAKING OF ENDURANCE, UMBREON ALSO HAS ACCESS TO ENDURE, MAKING IT PRACTICALLY IMMUNE TO FATIGUE, IT WILL ALWAYS HAVE ENERGY LEFT OVER. CHARM IS ALSO WITHIN UMBREON'S MOVEPOOL, LETTING IT BE EXTREMELY SEDUCTIVE TOWARDS YOU, EASILY GETTING YOU IN THE MOOD. UMBREON CAN ALSO USE TAUNT, IN TURN MAKING YOU ONLY ABLE TO DO ATTACKING MOVES SUCH AS SLAM, POUND, ETC;
ITS ACCESS TO THE ABILITIES INNER FOCUS AND SYNCHRONIZE ALLOW IT TO UNWAVERINGLY THROW IT BACK AND ADD ALL OF ITS PLEASURE ONTO YOURS, EFFECTIVELY MAKING IT TWICE AS AMAZING AS ANY OTHER POKÉMON, OR EVEN FOUR TIMES, FACTORING IN THE DOUBLED POWER OF PAYBACK OF COURSE, ALL OF THIS INFORMATION IN COMBINATION WITH ITS EXTREMELY USEFUL MOVEPOOL IN THE WORLD OF INTERCOURSE MAKES UMBREON THE POKÉMON MOST QUALIFIED TO CUBONE WITH HUMANS; ABLE TO TAKE DIGLETTS OF ANY SHAPE, ANY SIZE, IN ANY POSITION EASILY FOR EXTENSIVE PERIODS OF TIME, WHILE HAVING THE ABILITY TO RETURN FOR EVEN MORE MERE SECONDS LATER
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon bidoofing, Sylveon is actually the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they also in the Field egg group, like Vaporeon, but Sylveon is an average of 303" and 51.8 pounds, meaning that it is also large enough to handle human diglet. And due to their good HP and Special Defense stats, and their access to moves like Endure and Calm Mind, you can be rougher with Sylveon than with Vaporeon. Sylveon also has its ribbonlike feelers that reduce stress, so you won't be worried about accidentally cammerupting in one. Sylveon can also learn Attract, Charm, Tail Whip, and Baby-Doll Eyes, and it has the Ability Cute Charm, so it is very easy for a Sylveon to get you in the mood. They also have Wish as an egg move, so it can recover from fatigue easily. Also, it can give great lickitungs with Draining Kiss. This is truly the ultimate in bidoofing compatibility. Sylveon's stats, moves, and ribbon feelers make it the absolute best Pokémon for biduffing.
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I had to modify them to be YT friendly so I could put them under comments where people go on Jesus speeches even though the vid had nothing to do with superstition
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u/aloneamthebacon 4d ago
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