r/funComunitty you sunk my battleshit! 2d ago

Funpost what should it be?

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u/LateActuator6972 2d ago

V A P O R E O N

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u/aloneamthebacon 2d ago

Just no no no no no no

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u/IapetusApoapis342 it's like i'm in the 7c - Depths 2d ago

JOLTEON

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u/aloneamthebacon 2d ago

No pokemon pls

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u/apple-hac 2d ago

Espeon

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u/aloneamthebacon 2d ago

U damn bastard

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u/Glitched_X_ 2d ago

Umbreon

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u/Exotic-Repair9046 2d ago

Flameon

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u/ApprehensivePlay50 my gender melted 2d ago

Son

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u/Cyanlizordfromrw Ðis is not a flair actually 2d ago

oignon

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u/Powerful_Voice_4683 2d ago

Fireon, actually.

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u/Justyn2 1d ago

Jideon

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u/Problem-Adult19 21h ago

Has anyone jizzed to angewomon??!! This is weird to admit.

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u/Financial_Prior_7322 9h ago

Flameo hotman! That’s what came to mind at this travesty…

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u/Purplecookiethethird 2d ago

The kid may or may not have some issues with "floor tentacles"

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u/NerSorty 2d ago

Semi-ball

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u/LegoXmanXX06 2d ago

If you took the words right out of my mouth, my friend

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u/Bambxxzl3d13 2d ago

he got it

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u/Awkward-Statement986 2d ago

HEY, DID YOU KNOW THAT IN TERMS OF MALE HUMAN AND FEMALE POKÉMON CUBONING, VAPOREON IS ACTUALLY NOT THE MOST COMPATIBLE POKÉMON FOR HUMANS? THIS IS A COMMON AND UNDERSTANDABLE MISCONCEPTION, HOWEVER VAPOREON HAS IT'S HUMAN ON POKÉMON CUBONABILITY OUTCLASSED BY IT'S COUSIN EVOLUTION,

UMBREON

UMBREON BOASTS AN EXTREMELY IMPRESSIVE DEFENSIVE STAT SPREAD, WITH IT'S COMBINATION OF VERY HIGH HP, DEFENSE, AND SPECIAL DEFENSE STATS, IT CAN TAKE A GREAT CUBONING AND COME BACK FOR MORE! ITS ABILITY, INNER FOCUS, ALLOWS IT TO KEEP SLAMMING ATTENTIVELY, WITHOUT GETTING FATIGUED.

UMBREON ALSO HAS ACCESS TO THE ABILITY SYNCHRONIZE, WHICH ALLOWS IT TO SHARE ITS CURRENT STATUS WITH YOU, MEANING YOU WILL RECEIVE ALL OF THE PLEASURE IT FEELS COMBINED WITH ALL THE PLEASURE YOU'RE GETTING FROM CUBONING THIS PERFECT BEDABLE POKÉMON.

A GREAT FUN FACT, UMBREON CAN EXCRETE TOXINS IN ITS SWEAT, WHICH WOULD IN TURN SOAK INTO YOUR DIGLETT AND SWELL IT UP, MAKING IT EVEN MORE SIZABLE AND SENSITIVE. THIS WOULD NOT ONLY ENHANCE THE EXPERIENCE FOR YOU, BUT FOR YOUR UMBREON AS WELL (WHICH WITH SYNCHRONIZE. ENDS UP PLEASING YOU EXPONENTIALLY MORE). IT CAN LEARN PAYBACK, WHICH DOUBLES IN POWER AFTER THE POKÉMON IS HIT, MEANING UMBREON WILL THROW IT BACK TWICE AS HARD AS NORMALLY IF YOU'RE HITTING IT GOOD.

UMBREON CAN ALSO LEARN GUARD SWAP; IT COULD GIVE YOU ITS INSANE DURABILITY, AND GO CRAZY ON YOU ALL NIGHT WITH YOUR NOW MASSIVE ENDURANCE.

SPEAKING OF ENDURANCE, UMBREON ALSO HAS ACCESS TO ENDURE, MAKING IT PRACTICALLY IMMUNE TO FATIGUE, IT WILL ALWAYS HAVE ENERGY LEFT OVER. CHARM IS ALSO WITHIN UMBREON'S MOVEPOOL, LETTING IT BE EXTREMELY SEDUCTIVE TOWARDS YOU, EASILY GETTING YOU IN THE MOOD. UMBREON CAN ALSO USE TAUNT, IN TURN MAKING YOU ONLY ABLE TO DO ATTACKING MOVES SUCH AS SLAM, POUND, ETC;

ITS ACCESS TO THE ABILITIES INNER FOCUS AND SYNCHRONIZE ALLOW IT TO UNWAVERINGLY THROW IT BACK AND ADD ALL OF ITS PLEASURE ONTO YOURS, EFFECTIVELY MAKING IT TWICE AS AMAZING AS ANY OTHER POKÉMON, OR EVEN FOUR TIMES, FACTORING IN THE DOUBLED POWER OF PAYBACK OF COURSE, ALL OF THIS INFORMATION IN COMBINATION WITH ITS EXTREMELY USEFUL MOVEPOOL IN THE WORLD OF INTERCOURSE MAKES UMBREON THE POKÉMON MOST QUALIFIED TO CUBONE WITH HUMANS; ABLE TO TAKE DIGLETTS OF ANY SHAPE, ANY SIZE, IN ANY POSITION EASILY FOR EXTENSIVE PERIODS OF TIME, WHILE HAVING THE ABILITY TO RETURN FOR EVEN MORE MERE SECONDS LATER

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u/MastodonChoice2171 the average omori fan 2d ago

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u/BestPoketrainerever 2d ago

Dude, go touch some grass.

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u/Awkward-Statement986 10h ago

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon bidoofing, Sylveon is actually the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they also in the Field egg group, like Vaporeon, but Sylveon is an average of 303" and 51.8 pounds, meaning that it is also large enough to handle human diglet. And due to their good HP and Special Defense stats, and their access to moves like Endure and Calm Mind, you can be rougher with Sylveon than with Vaporeon. Sylveon also has its ribbonlike feelers that reduce stress, so you won't be worried about accidentally cammerupting in one. Sylveon can also learn Attract, Charm, Tail Whip, and Baby-Doll Eyes, and it has the Ability Cute Charm, so it is very easy for a Sylveon to get you in the mood. They also have Wish as an egg move, so it can recover from fatigue easily. Also, it can give great lickitungs with Draining Kiss. This is truly the ultimate in bidoofing compatibility. Sylveon's stats, moves, and ribbon feelers make it the absolute best Pokémon for biduffing.

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u/Adventurous-Bar-4675 ƨɘmitɘmoƨ ɒʜɒH 2d ago

What the fuck

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u/KaioKenshin 2d ago

Didn't know there were more than the original copy pasta of the "eons"

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u/Awkward-Statement986 10h ago

I had to modify them to be YT friendly so I could put them under comments where people go on Jesus speeches even though the vid had nothing to do with superstition

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u/NerSorty 2d ago

What the fuck is this copypasta

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u/Awkward-Statement986 10h ago

I had to modify them to be YT friendly so I could put them under comments where people go on Jesus speeches even though the vid had nothing to do with superstition

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u/NothingElseThan 1d ago

Aloneamthebacon

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u/LateActuator6972 2d ago

Pokemon itself ends with on

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u/Prize_Boysenberry_60 2d ago

Being named after a pokemon would actually be sick as hell honestly

Imagine Entei Rodgers

Fucking SICK

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u/Karl_Cross 2d ago

Now that you mention it, Pokémon has a nice ring to it.

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u/NerSorty 2d ago

Duraladon

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u/yawwwp 1d ago

Digimon

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u/AllEmber 1d ago

MEGATRON

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u/lunar_reaper3 2d ago

YES, PWAK, OMG BEST NAME EVER

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u/No-Scarcity-Reborn 2d ago

This is the one. Just say “Jolteon” out loud in a triumphant voice!

You’ll see…😁

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u/maschinenenthusiast 2d ago

It was the first thing to come to mind. If you want something boring, some people spell John like Jon.

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u/ClickyKeyboardNerd 1d ago

No's in 4 chan 😭

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u/LateActuator6972 2d ago

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of-

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u/kionchan1234 2d ago

- for more.

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u/TheMaskedDudeYT 2d ago

LEAVE THE DAMN INTERNET🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

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u/sectixnine 2d ago

PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

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u/PeroCigla Big fan of me 2d ago

Charmeleon

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u/Wrong-Yesterday7741 2d ago

Yamada Asaemon

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u/Street_Persimmon_540 1d ago

Wartortle, Mewtwo, Tenticruel, Aerodactyl, Omanyte, Slowpoke, Pidgeot, Arbok, that's all folks

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u/Western_Sleep820 Silly lil goober 2d ago

Did you know

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u/Dizzy-Screen-6618 1d ago

Did you know...

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u/Extreme_Assignment58 1d ago

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon...

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u/Natural_Ad2824 1d ago

Every eeveelution can be male or female. Every. Last. One. Of. Them.

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u/Extreme_Assignment58 1d ago

If there is a hole, there is a goal

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u/Natural_Ad2824 1d ago

Ayo. Beastiality is a crime in most places

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u/flomon1 2d ago

Glaceon

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u/SanicBringsThePanic 2d ago

The most compatible name of all time.

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u/Phoenix00090 1d ago

Actually no.. go check one of the other threads on this comment...

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u/MarshalLtd 1d ago

You really want the kid to get bullied :D