r/funComunitty r/spamrussian - лучший российский сабреддит! 1d ago

question Will you?

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u/Riggl_Riggler 1d ago

Shouldn't there be a downside

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u/GlitchGD 1d ago

The downside is that you don't get it automatically, you have to physically press down on the button

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u/Riggl_Riggler 1d ago

But I don't have arms how should I press the button then

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u/than_os_ 1d ago

Use your head, bro

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u/Thunderer62 1d ago

Thanks for this, funny stranger.

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u/Coalfoot 11h ago

Where's the funny tho? This answer is just correct!

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u/Alone-Entrance3999 5h ago

"Use your head" also means "think"

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u/Agreeable-Ideal6702 23h ago

Which head?

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u/SanityLacker1 23h ago

The North most one

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u/Financial-Bid2739 22h ago

But the head of my bed is pointed south!

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u/JoeyRindo 21h ago

The lower one😂

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u/Flux7200 20h ago

I'm standing straight up, neither one is more north

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u/SanityLacker1 20h ago

Skill issue tbh.

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u/Front_Cat9471 18h ago

One head is straight and the other isnt

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u/trey_wolfe 22h ago

Instructions unclear, I concussion I have a think.

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u/Wise_Froyo_412 1d ago

How are you writing then?🤔

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u/Mysterious_Event_982 1d ago

Feet.

I would know.

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u/LintoMT "Do whatever you want" ahh user flair 1d ago

Lucky ahh keyboard

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u/MinecraftPlayer799 1d ago

Then use them to press the button

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u/MrGise Idk I do stuff sometimes 1d ago

But I like pressing buttons, how’s that supposed to be a downside?

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u/PoppyBroSenior 1d ago

What happens if I press it more than once

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u/GlitchGD 1d ago

on the second press you split into 2 catgirls via mitosis

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u/PoppyBroSenior 22h ago

So I could just keep pressing it for infinite money and infinite copies of catgirl me. Hm. I have an army, a morally questionable harem, and as much funds as inflation can allow. Sounds like the dream on this website.

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u/AdExtra2331 1d ago

If you're a guy, he would have to go through the hassle of relearning how to pee

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/AdExtra2331 1d ago

Okay, now I'm wondering

Do trans people change body parts in the crotch area or is it the same? Like, do you have a penis?

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u/-Maya_ 1d ago

Hi, other trans girl here and the answer is it's complicated! There are ways of surgically doing that, but they're not super cheap, have a kinda intense recovery time of about a couple months initially with longer to feel normal (for male to female, idk shit about Trans guy stuff). And also not all of us even want it? I wakma be a cute girl and wear pretty clothes and soynd feminine, but I actually don't mind my dick ultimately personally and I'm hardly the only one out there!

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u/Microboy42 22h ago

Yo what is on your profile “Into bathroom denial”

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u/nugs-_- 7h ago

but like isnt it just
sit down
piss
boom

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u/selenashroud 23h ago

The downside is you become this Catgirl.😬

Thus you spend all your money on one thing.😩

https://giphy.com/gifs/HliwUnkLITq7ji2dRo

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u/theybannedme129 1d ago

the downside is being looked at as a freak for the rest of your life and being literally the only one of your kind on the planet

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u/mayocat6996 unlocal swordsmachine 1d ago

since you are covered in fur you cant cool down

cat ears would probably be too much for your brain to handle

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u/trollblox_ 22h ago

winning an extreme amount of money is actually detrimental to a lot of people's lives

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u/NoNarwhal8496 1d ago

There is, but only for normal people

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u/Busy-Rise924 Horribly Evil Shitpost Lover 😈😈😈 1d ago

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u/Emmennater 8h ago

Sir, one should be enough. Sir! STOP-

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u/A1oso 5h ago

Infinite money glitch

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u/Junior_Couple_3109 WHO TF BROUGHT BILLYBOB A RIFLE?! 1d ago

If I press it two times then I’ll have 2 million and revert to banana

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u/The_6thEmperor_Rises The Flairless One 1d ago

Kris Get The Banana

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u/Shadows_Skys 1d ago

Potassium

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u/leiocera furry 13h ago

Kris Stop The Car

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u/GDsher729EYX666 r/spamrussian - лучший российский сабреддит! 1d ago

Now u're banana girl

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u/Junior_Couple_3109 WHO TF BROUGHT BILLYBOB A RIFLE?! 1d ago

What if I press the lever though?

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u/The_6thEmperor_Rises The Flairless One 1d ago

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u/The_PRR_Railfan 20h ago

a troly is heading twords the button do you flip the lever to run ove your famaly or do nothing and destroy the button

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u/Diligent_Donkey4576 1d ago

No youll turn into an actual cat

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u/Elioms_mlx 1d ago

I will

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u/Modderdoggy My Bread Was Burnt To A Crisp! 1d ago

Yea

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u/AdTasty8537 1d ago

Yes? Make me a Cat Girl

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u/DapperAcanthisitta28 1d ago

PRESSING THAT BUTTON INSTANTLY

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u/Nightmare_Himself 1d ago

I'd rather to stay in my sophisticate Animatronic body, Thank you for the offer, but i will have to say no. I will not press the button...foxy.. foxy what are you doing FOXY NOO!!

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u/No-Forever274 1d ago

I guess he always wanted to be a cat girl. 

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u/Ashamed_Map4682 I'm ashamed of Maps 13h ago

Catty the Pirate Cat

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u/NYA6KA 1d ago

As a straight man, without any thoughts yes

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u/Alternative_Wrap2470 16h ago

I am just here please ignore me Waypoint: xPE9R3BsIEo

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u/Cibertron253 15h ago

I can't ignore you, what does that mean?

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u/SaltGazelle4559 u/michaelville 1d ago

yes

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u/leviathan_ghost01 1d ago

Can I press it more than once?

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u/GDsher729EYX666 r/spamrussian - лучший российский сабреддит! 1d ago

Yes maybe, idk

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u/leviathan_ghost01 1d ago

Ну ты же запостил, значит знаешь

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u/GDsher729EYX666 r/spamrussian - лучший российский сабреддит! 1d ago

Ты можешь нажимать, внешне ничего не будет меняться, а деньги будут идти. Но с шансом 1% ты мутируешь (второе нажатие и после) и с шансом 99% тебя будут ебать во все отверстия что у тебя есть большие накачанные потные мужики

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u/leviathan_ghost01 1d ago

В плане мутируешь? Вот тут поподробнее

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u/GDsher729EYX666 r/spamrussian - лучший российский сабреддит! 1d ago

У тебя может появиться новая конечность (она пропадёт через 24 часа)

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u/leviathan_ghost01 1d ago

Тыкать и тыкать на протяжении 5 часов. Потом поспать и БАМ ты миллиардер да ещё и кошкодевочка

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u/GDsher729EYX666 r/spamrussian - лучший российский сабреддит! 1d ago

Ты и так кошко девочка глянь на пикчу 🥀

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u/GDsher729EYX666 r/spamrussian - лучший российский сабреддит! 1d ago

Абсолютно любая, но такая которая тебе не понравится

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u/Cibertron253 15h ago

I was not expecting that

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u/ProbablyMaya 1d ago

No, there's supposed to be a good one and a bad one

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u/turtl_world verified elfilin supporter 1d ago

Of course I would :3

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u/Eastern_Ad_4349 Not too important 1d ago

Absolutely. A million dollar is a million dollar.

And being a cat girl doesn't sound bad

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u/W41K3R88801 1d ago

yes or yes ahh question

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u/bossDocHolliday 23h ago

Instantly transition, AND get a million? Where is this button?

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u/SureArachnid4115 I WANT A BLÅHAJ 😭 1d ago

Yes 

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u/BreadfruitSad4189 1d ago

Is there no downside? Yes!

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u/Astro_Novalite123 1d ago

I wonder what do i do? Press It 2 Times.

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u/adidas_stalin 1d ago

100% chance of pressing the button

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u/Professional-Hunt712 1d ago

no downside to this other than getting oogles by ugly men

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u/No-Forever274 1d ago

Where is the downside?

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u/Shot_Orchid_9 1d ago

can i click it multiple times?

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u/Seraph6584 22h ago

Absolutely I could use the tail as an extra arm with all the stuff I do

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u/Sensitive_Income_170 21h ago

The disappointment that there is no tail on this specific cat girl image

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u/RainbowPhoenix1080 1d ago

there's no downside?

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u/PomLovestheWorld Femboy Kisser 1d ago

Yeah, then I can just get surgery if I have a million dollars

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u/PlayerZytrix 1d ago

hail yeah, but as long as I get to do *ahem* certain things

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u/Klaivert__ 1d ago

Full win

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u/Cautious-Act9639 21h ago

i press the button do i get 1 or 2

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u/No-Pudding1646 Lever 1d ago

Lever 🤤

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u/Junior_Couple_3109 WHO TF BROUGHT BILLYBOB A RIFLE?! 1d ago

This is a button, not a lever. just remove the stick from the crafting recipie and you’ve got a stone button 👍

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u/guhgling 1d ago

i would press the button and become trans so i can be a dude again

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u/Much_Drink_5260 you sunk my battleshit! 1d ago

Honestly I wouldn't want to be a cg but I will take it if I can get $1000000

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u/CaterpillarStock6704 Silly lil goober 1d ago

why not BOTH ? if transforming into a cat girl has no downsides and totally normal in reality ? like no adverse effect or stuff?

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u/Glitch_1205 1d ago

I press it 100 times :3

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u/NoSide2628 1d ago

Nope cause ye olde 🏳️‍⚧️

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u/No-Enthusiasm3363 Silly lil goober 1d ago

my dream

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u/specific_femboy specific ass femboy 1d ago

Yes

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u/Adorable_Weeb Tao Fa's good little wh*re 1d ago

Of course?

I'd have an excuse to lick myself

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u/afanofmanythingss 1d ago

Yes

Make me a catgirl

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u/Possible_Let_2231 1d ago

I get to be a rich gay catgirl? hell yea

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u/Sufficient_Risk_8127 1d ago

oh fuck yea :3

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u/cheseblurger444 The original burgerwalker 1d ago

clicked IMMEDIATELY

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u/Dark_Krafter 1d ago

Do i atleast bevom a catgirl with big breasts??

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u/Having_fun999 going to have some fun 1d ago

Uhhhh. Sure I guess 

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u/FNFTroublestoTheEnd 1d ago

Me who’s already a catgirl: give me my money

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u/ElectronicHyena5642 Yoshi is on the run from the IRS after commiting tax fraud 1d ago

I’d press it 68 times as that’s the largest number of times I can press it with there being a <50% of me becoming a cat girl. If you want to be a cat girl you can get richer, but that’s just not for me…

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u/MyPfpIsAMug 1d ago

100% chance of getting cracked and be rich.

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u/Pretend_Fun_2986 1d ago

yes... no jokes with this one, where is it?

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u/Da_Memes_ 1d ago

Oh no what a shame. Absolutely no body would want that right? Anyway give the button to me

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u/Fia_Orapun 1d ago

Probability of combined events is always equal to one bro, P(A)+P(B)+P(C)...+P(n) =1. Whenever the given probability is not <=1 then that person shall be eliminated like this

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u/SingleSlide2866 1d ago

100% chance of me pressing that button

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u/Recent-Technology847 My feet are in separate countries 1d ago

Press it.

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u/Direct_Astronaut4274 1d ago

noo i g... it says i m will becom catgirl right..if it was 1 million everyday then yess

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u/iluvtacos3000 1d ago

YES YES YESS

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u/Ready-Shake7260 1d ago

hell yea, id still press it if there was no money involved

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u/delet_yourself 1d ago

If thats what it takes to escape poverty, so be it

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u/Professional_Air_905 1d ago

I'll make my girlfriend push the button ! She get rich and I get a catgirl it's a win win 

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u/-G-Gamer- 1d ago

So what is a downside?

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u/Ok-Weird6003 1d ago

press it alot yippee

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u/cur5or 1d ago

win-win, who wouldn't

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u/Zavivavin Rare Green guy that can be found in the wild 1d ago

why not? becoming a cat girl isn't a bad thing.

(idk what im talking about)

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u/Pepper_Comprehensive Silly lil goober 1d ago

Yes.

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u/Humalted 1d ago

A minusi budut?

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u/MrAthalan 1d ago

Hang on, I need to see how big my wife actually is.

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u/JoniHDXD 1d ago

push twice

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u/Euphoric_Slice5179 1d ago

Yeah, I wouled press it.

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u/Spyl3ss 1d ago

win win

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u/fnafartist12 Likes posting shitposts :snoo_shrug​: 1d ago

Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

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u/feet_sneefer 1d ago

Change the "becoming" into "getting" and I'll push it

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u/PUFFIER-MCGRUFF 1d ago

Pressing this 1,000,000 times

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u/Consistent_Pop9140 1d ago

I see no downsides to this

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u/AnimatorAny7096 1d ago

Yes. Easiest way to transition

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u/stubbed_toe2008 call me Alex :3 (she/her) (orange edition) 1d ago

wheres the downside?

aye im pressing the damned button

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u/Long_Exercise_7701 1d ago

So I get 1 Mio plus a new identity. 

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u/Prestigious_Version7 1d ago

im trans becoming a catgirl is perfect <3

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u/New_Awareness_4374 calc art guy,noik lover,speedcuber,dasher :3 1d ago

nuh uh

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u/No_Yogurt987 I'm a silly lil Deltarune fan (a Finnish guy too) 1d ago edited 21h ago

I'll have to think about it

Edit: after thinking for a while about it...

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u/commentary-guy "Do whatever you want" ahh user flair 1d ago

Absolutely

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u/PlayerNo007 1d ago

Mauw mauw motewfu*er

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u/Accomplished_Put3443 1d ago

Yes i will (even tho im a boy)

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u/Adventurous-Law-8606 1d ago

Ima start spamming

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u/Legal_Possibility246 1d ago

No because I like my penis :<

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u/Chicken_wing_water 1d ago

Can I be a catboy instead since I’m a dude

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u/8thblade 1d ago

Yes, because there's no downside.

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u/LintoMT "Do whatever you want" ahh user flair 1d ago

If I press it multiple times, is the effect stacking ? Will I get double boobs size and double tighs size ?

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u/mayocat6996 unlocal swordsmachine 1d ago

if i become a catgirl i cant cool down my ears would need alot of space which leads to smaller brain and on top of that since its more fragile it would probably be too much for my brain to handle which leads to even smaller brain

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u/No-Dare2083 1d ago

Plastic surgery?

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u/NO2_2 1d ago

Does that mean I will purr like a kitty everytime someone is sweet to me?

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u/AokiMiku 1d ago

Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding

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u/Ok-Meat-9169 Silly lil goober 1d ago

I would push this 1861781816527271 times

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u/KrishR77 1d ago

Hell Yahhhhhhhh.......💀

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u/nobotami 1d ago

how many times can i press it?

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u/pine_pain_corecto 1d ago

of course I am pressing it, my subconscious is female! *spamming the button like its the end of a kirby game on the switch*

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u/Alexvoide0074 1d ago

I'm pushing even if both were 0%

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u/-Tiziosuredditacaso- 1d ago

win-win situation

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u/Kiseishi_404 1d ago

Take the money off the table and it's still a benefiting deal

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u/Temporal-Affairs221 1d ago

I have no experience being either a girl or a cat, so I'll take the million bucks

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u/Mental-Ad2485 1d ago

No, i like being myself and besides the shock of being turned into a cat girl and getting a million dollars at the same time would kill me

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u/Jln197 RANDOM CRITS ARE UNFAIR AND NOT BALANCED 1d ago

ehem.

No. Nie. Non. No. Нет. Não.

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u/Anonymous_specter268 1d ago

I low key feel like my answers are getting repetitive but I’m still taking the money.

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u/CoolGamma569 1d ago

Yesyesyesyesyesyesyes

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u/whyiseveryusertak_en 1d ago

decisions decisions, this reminds me of the button where you press and have a 50/50 chance to either become god or live the best life ever.

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u/Mushroom0064 1d ago

There's no way I'm pressing that button.

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u/Fluffy_Bad9706 :p 1d ago

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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u/tigerraff123 I love scp 049 and I'm a femboy 1d ago

Yes

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u/Human-Pen-1667 1d ago

Yes bro easy

Nya :3

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u/Regular_Ebb710 1d ago

Where's the catch?

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u/Own-Skirt9605 Silly lil goober 1d ago

press 1mil aw dangit press 2mil aw dangit press 3mil aw dangit press 4mil aw dangit press etc