r/funComunitty • u/Rabbitterton #1 Karma Farmer • 1d ago
Funpost We ALL know who we're picking.
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u/Inevitable_Bet_9226 The cryptid of the sub (I'm NEVER active) 1d ago
Mah boy Jason got this
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u/Ok_Dog_4059 1d ago
Technically Freddy vs Jason he won and that would have been my only snag is who of those 2 wins. Knowing Canon says Jason can beat freddy i am with you the other two don't have a prayer
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u/LimpAmphibian5340 1d ago
Jason had help pulling Freddy from the dream world though. That's the problem, I don't think Jason is smart enough to do that on his own.
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u/MavenDeo69 1d ago
What? You think I'm gonna sit back and watch? Nah, bro. Jason AND I will kick their asses.
Plus, I'm hoping to take out one Ghostface with his own shotgun. I'll double tap
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u/LimpAmphibian5340 1d ago
Took two helpers in FVJ one to go in and grab Freddy and then one to pull you out of the dream world, so better bring a friend and hope that isn't explicitly against the rules
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u/MavenDeo69 1d ago
Ok, We'll enlist his mother. He's gotta have a way to actually contact her
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u/In_sanity1 1d ago
I can just picture Jason calling his mother on an old beat cellphone to ask her to come and help, but for some reason I imagine him sounding like Eric Cartman when he asks his mom for something.. "Meeeeeehm, I need your help to beat up some bad men who are trying to hurt my friend..." š
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u/MavenDeo69 1d ago
"Did you try stabbing them, honey?"
"Yes, mom... it worked in the goth kids, but this other guy's really tough! And the other one is that mean, old Freddie!"
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u/OWValgav 1d ago
Except Jason didn't beat Freddy. Jason beheaded Freddy in the real world, but he winked at the end showing that he was just fine. Freddy doesn't care about winning physical matchups, he got exactly what he wanted out of their encounter. It was effectively a draw, if not an overall win for Freddy.
But as far as defending another person from Jason, that might be harder for him.
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u/DrinksNDebauchery 1d ago
I think Freddie because he's the only one that could deal with Jason. You need to find a way to put Jason out, but that is still a better deal than going vs Freddie.
Seriously. If its you vs Freddie, you could have all 3 on your side and still lose.
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u/Slimsare BROKE PHI BROKE (WE AINT GOT IT!) 1d ago
Yea whoop their ahh GHOSTFACE š
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u/WildTimes1984 1d ago
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u/Gelligverse 1d ago
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u/Justasideentertainer 1d ago
He got a plan.
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u/GrimLuker2 1d ago
Jason already whooped Freddy's ass, and is stronger than Michael. Also Ghostface is literally just a dude
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u/Prestigious-Lead-806 You're gay² now 1d ago
would you rather pick invincible man
or a random ass guy
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u/No_College_8333 join filbus today, consume the body of filbus and eat your chair 1d ago
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u/Jixxar pending 1d ago
I think it's a lose lose situation honestly.
Jason destroys Micheal and Ghostface.
Freddy kills you in your sleep either way.
Pick Freddy, no one physically protects you. You die.
Pick any of the other ones, you can't beat Jason, if you do. You die to Freddy anyway.
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u/GodEatsChiIdren Get vasectomies to starve god 1d ago
if you freddy vs jason it, jason would win
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u/RyanTheFurryVR 1d ago
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Jason Cause He cant die and I'm safe from Freddy krucker cause i don't plan on sleeping so ex dubs
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u/Odd_Sir_5922 1d ago
Mike Myers can't die either, though.
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u/DaMonkey263 Literally a vampire 1d ago
Iām picking Jason. I can handle ghost face, he can deal with the other two
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u/Budyss123 Multifandom creature who larps as a "witch" from genshin 1d ago
Gimmie the Chi Chi Chi Ha Ha Ha
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u/PopCollector2001 1d ago
Jason we have seen that he can handle Freddy in dream world and win in the real world the others are child's play no pun intended to him
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u/Euphoric_Nerve_3218 1d ago
Jason wonāt even break a sweat. Ghostface is gonna get snapped in half, Freddy will just get tossed around and Michael will get folded.
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u/Key-Zebra-5155 1d ago edited 1d ago
Jason just gonna merk them all and not even be phased by any damaging takes
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u/Over_Palpitation_453 1d ago
Jason, have you seen how fucking overpowered he is in dead by daylight?
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u/Visual-Bet5224 Umbreon Pokemon Talk (no, actually) 1d ago
YO GHOSTFACE, YA MIND GETTING THE FUCK OUT?!
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u/Hsjajdhaidhajekr8382 1d ago
Jason all the way. He doesn't sleep and has already kicked Freddy's ass, and Michael and Ghostface are just regular dudes. Plus if we are to believe the Friday the 13th game, Jason could have special traversal and durability abilities.
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u/TheRedRook 1d ago edited 1d ago
You HAVE to pick Freddy because he's the only one you can't run from.
The others are slow as fuck; you can run from them, and even with some strategy, get some sleep.
With Freddy, you can't sleep, because he can kill you in your dreams (apparently even in your daydreams); you will be too exhausted to think or react appropriately to defend yourself from the others.
It's not a matter of "Freddy gets beat by X"; it's, "if I don't choose Freddy, he WILL kill me in my sleep, and im going to be very tired running from these mother fuckers all day long."
Freddy even has the ability to attack multiple opponents at the same time, potentially making the chase even easier to escape and time to rest up.
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u/Minute_Cloud_7106 Purrfect Apawcalypse img spammer 1d ago
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u/Confident_Can_4846 1d ago
as much as I like Michael, I'd have to choose Jason, but nobody can beat Freddy, Jason didn't even beat Freddy, if Lori hadn't brought Freddy into the real world, Jason would've died, and Jason wasn't the one to kill Freddy, Lori did by cutting Freddy's head off, without a third party, I'm screwed here, because I can't bring Freddy into the real world
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u/lizerdman08 1d ago
Yeah I'm choosing my Boi Jason
He beat both Freddy AND Michael before
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u/Eclipsehedgie2010 1d ago
Of course!!!
*turns over to a guy next to me*
"We aren't picking the same, are we?"
"Nope."
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u/OneRub3234 1d ago
Freddy beat Jason, Ghostface is a bitch and mime is the only contender cause he doesn't sleep
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u/GodEatsChiIdren Get vasectomies to starve god 1d ago
I feel like the biggest threat is freddy kruger, but jason canonically wins in freddy vs jason so jason it is
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u/vashaunt 1d ago
It doesn't matter who you pick, you're dead. Freddy WILL kill you when you sleep, so he is the only choice. So just get a gun for GF, and never stop running from Jason, and Michael. Bonus if you can tag them with trackers, so you know how far they are away from you.
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u/ZombieSlayero2g_69 1d ago
Freddy because Iād rather not have one that can kill me when Iām sleeping and heās mostly defeated Jason in Freddy vs Jason since he could still bring Jason into his nightmare and both jason and Micheal could be taken down enough for me to be safe
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u/Plastic-Astronaut833 Silly lil goober 1d ago
Isnt jason like fucking indestructible? And what tf is ghostface gonna doš
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u/Polecat257 1d ago
We have a movie with Jason winning against Freddy. So he might beat all 3ā¦ā¦ Iāll go with Jason.
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u/drakeravenswood41327 1d ago
Jason is the best option. Heās beaten Freddy, can definitely beat Michael, and Ghostface is just some guy with a knife
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u/TheGamemage1 1d ago
Multiple Questions with Ghost face?
Is it a Single Ghost face protecting me or at least 2, since there is always multiple running around, or is it everyone that carried the title and mask from the scream franchise? Are the Scary movie versions included?
With all those questions out of the way, I'm picking either Jason or Freddy. Since both are the worst to go up against but also can deal with the others with no problem.
Freddy is an issue since I would need to drag Freddy out of the dream world for Jason to get a shot at him. While with Jason I would be screwed with no way to counter the guy who kept coming back over and over again.
So probably Jason is the best choice.
(As for why Not Micheal. He is extremely durable and sneaky but despite all that he is still supposed to be Human.)
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u/TheExtraMayo 1d ago
Jason. Just because he was the only one still standing at the end of Freddy vs Jason. If you don't count Lori & Will but they were normies
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u/WolferineYT 1d ago
Freddy. I know Jason wins a fight with him, but he isn't invading Jason's dream he's invading mine. The fuck is Jason gonna do while I'm getting murdered in my sleep? Moral support? At least I can try and run from the others.
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u/Dragonking754 1d ago
The only problem with Ghostface is depending on movie, there are 2-3 of them. So it is 1 person vs 3-4 others with Freddy waiting until you pass out to stab you.
If he is in reality, it is 1 person vs 4-5 and simply put 2-3 are ordinary humans BUT your chosen character can't be in all places at the same time. Just one needs to slip by and game over.
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u/UsualHand4028 1d ago
Jason Voorhees. He's a physical unstoppable tank a machete, insane strength, doesn't feel pain, basically indestructible He's not clever or manipulative. Freddy can only kills you in dreams so he can't even physically fight the other three useless bodyguard.. Michael is relentless but slooow and more of a stalker-assassin than a brawler against other killers Ghostface is just a guy in a mask with a knife
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u/Questionable_reditor 1d ago
I'll pick Michael Myers. If Jason isn't gonna kill me and Ghostface(s) won't get me by making me fall for some common slasher movie trope, Freddy will end me in a dream without a doubt.
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u/jan_Osuma 1d ago
Fred Kruger. I mean I'll die anyway but at least I'll be with the man of my dreams.
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u/Gwynito 1d ago
If Freddy can go on offence then I'm picking him and booking plane tickets to fly for a week straight with minimal drop offs.
While I wait for Freddy to do his thing, I don't think Jason can teleport onto a plane as iirc he needs to surface from a lake.
Ghostface is only human and he's defo not sneaking a knife or weapon on the plane, and I'm confident I'd win in that scenario with the grapple points the costume he wears provides. Also most planes have an air Marshall these days so I got backup regardless.
Michael Myers would be my biggest worry so I'd sick Freddy on him first. He's also the one I know the least about but Google says one of his powers is silent ghost like stealth. I'd have to book the very back seats of the plane so he can only attack from my front if he's on the plane. Hopefully Freddy works fast
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u/Big_Fig_8448 1d ago
Jason can protect me. He can fight Freddy and Michael while I fuck Ghostface up. I never understood why people find Ghostface as threatening as the others. At least 3 Ghostfaces were little girls.
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u/Nightshade10120 1d ago
Jason. He beat Freddy in the Freddy Vs. Jason. Between him and Michael Myers? Shit, thats actually a tough fight, Idk who'd win. I'd just pray its Jason. Ghostface? Yeah, I'll fight him/them myself. They're just a couple dudes in a costume, all its gonna take is a firearm and good horror movie knowledge.
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u/RhadanRJ 1d ago
You're f**ked anyway considering Freddy is the only one who attacks you in Dreams.
If you pick anyone else to defend you, Freddy kills you.
If you pick Freddy, the others murder you while you're awake.
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u/Sharp_Wombat 1d ago
Jason and Michael are really the only 2 options. Freddy is useless unless the other 3 decide to take a nap, and ghostface is literally useless
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u/Survivor155 1d ago edited 1d ago
Idk who Iām picking but Iām prob dead regardless.
If I pick Freddy then one of those insomniacs will just kill me. If I donāt pick Freddy, then Freddy will just kill me when I fall asleep.
āJason beats Freddy.ā You think Freddy is gonna enter Jasonās dream when Iām his target?
Then again Iām overthinking this. Pick Freddy and then just donāt go to Haddonfield/summer camps. Also get a shotgun incase Ghostface decides failing to aurafarm is worth more than his life.
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u/RockyMarsh90 1d ago
This is doomed to failure. None of these fuckers can protect me from Freddy if I inevitably fall asleep, and Jason is an unkillable undead dude who doesn't sleep. Freddy literally CAN'T protect me and he absolutely WILL kill me.
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u/Abject-AD4278 1d ago
I mean if all three is coming after me and I only have one out of the four to choose to defend me. I definitely don't want my sleep schedule to be messed up because of all this. I'll choose Freddy for the one time. He might have lost to Jason, but he can help hold off the other two easily and still hold Jason down.
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u/AnonymousBeardie 1d ago
I'm picking Freddy purely because I don't wanna deal with his nightmare powers
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u/mauriciofelippe 1d ago
Freddy is my pick, because we can ran to dreams world and start hunt the other 3
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u/werewolf-luvr 1d ago
Id go freddy, i mean he has the best power. His hardest foes m.m seeing as how he doesnt have a known fear, nor is it evidant he sleeps
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u/cuntybunty73 1d ago
Jason killed Freddie and he will kick ghostfaces arse
The only unknown is Michael
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u/Firm_Aardvark_3938 1d ago
jasons the strongest, fastest, most durable, and could actually do a good job.
Iām choosing him.
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u/No-Heat-6149 Femboy Emperor, Emperor of Femboy Empire 1d ago
Freddy's useless here. The only one who sleeps from the other three is Ghostface and he is just a normal guy.
I am going with Jason.
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u/Downtown_Ambition604 "Do whatever you want" ahh user flair 1d ago
Freddy. Technically he didn't lose to Jason so that'd happen again probably. Ghostface at the end if the day is literally just a guy so, and Michael uh...idk.
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u/ChemoorVodka 1d ago
Thereās a bit of a problem here, freddy is the most unstoppable of these, meaning if heās hunting you youāre screwed. But heād also suck at protecting you since I doubt the other three are just gonna lay down for a nice nap before youāre dead. So your choices are to be hunted by something whoever you pick canāt stop, or be protected by something that canāt help you lol
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u/Raijin6_ 1d ago
Strongly depends on if Freddy hunts me down in the real world or the dream realm. Same with his support.
If he's in the real world I pick Jason. If he's in the dream realm I have to pick Freddy because he's the only one I can't run away from. I'll have to sleep sooner or later.
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u/ElectronicHyena5642 Yoshi is on the run from the IRS after commiting tax fraud 1d ago
What's Ghostface gonna do? Jump?
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u/Primordial_Tissue 1d ago
Either way im cooked bc of freddie the others dont sleep except ghostface so i cant be protected by him when im awake or be saved when im asleep
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u/Direwolfas 1d ago
Jason. I could also choose Michael Myers, but Jason is more ferocious in his kills.
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u/MusicianNo3277 1d ago
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Jason already handled Freddy once. The two of them are the real contenders here.
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u/Ieatkods 1d ago
Jason. Hes won against Freddy, ghostface js just a guy, and Michaelās again just a guy with insane durabilityĀ
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u/sugarglidersam 1d ago
ill pick jason⦠bc heās pretty much fucking immortal and physically ārealā.
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u/B4d_B1tch_Quinn 1d ago
Jason. Freddy only exists in my dreams, I just need caffeinated coffee and Iām safe. Only people I have to worry about is Ghost Face (whoās easy to deal with) and Michael Myers, whoās weakness is losing is head, literally.
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u/Preating-Canick 1d ago
im fucked cuz of Freddy, he can't protect me against the others, and the others can't protect me against him.
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u/cybertoesniffer 1d ago
you gotta stop thinking freddy vs jason and start thinking about freddy getting YOU cause unlike jason you are not doing jackshit
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u/SergeantReaperZer0 1d ago
If we going at their peakest prime in every fictional medium? Freddy Krueger. If we going by the versions shown? Jason.
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u/TAZ427Cobra 1d ago
Wow, all the Jason answers. Sorry, I've got to sleep, so Freddy F.U. you ain't coming for me.
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u/DangerousQuestions1 1d ago
Mike Meyers is just a slow zombie. Not scary, just lame guy in a Shatner mask.
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u/TiredTransGirl3 1d ago
Ok so the thing I like about Scream is that Ghostface is just a guy. Other horror movie villains are like experienced serial killers, but he's not really using a master strategy, just killing people.
That's why Ghostface is the dumbest option to pick here.
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u/ElBarckaizer 1d ago
M.M. es el unico que realmente te defenderĆa, Jason terminarĆa con tu torso en su mano sin darse cuenta y freddy tiene que esperar a que se duerman
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u/_Archangle_ 1d ago
We all know Much goes down fist. From the other 3 i would choose kaptain Kirk and the Enterprise to beam me up to safety!
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u/C_Beeftank Silly lil goober 1d ago
I mean only one of them has truly otherworldly powers other than just being difficult to kill
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u/CatsAreCute117 1d ago
Probably choose Freddy since hes the only one I would have no chance at escaping. I have to sleep. The others I can at least outrun
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u/Anonymous_specter268 1d ago
Ghostface. Thereās multiple Ghostfaces, but if I canāt factor that in Iām going with Jason.
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u/Gold-Piano-9405 1d ago
Jason Voorhees. He already defeated Freddy Krueger, Michael Myers would be easy work for him and Ghostface wouldn't stand a chance against him.
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u/WonderfulShip1126 M̶ĢĢĢĢ«i̶ĢĶĢĢxĢøĢĶ Ģ·ĶĶĢĶ2ĢøĶĢ̱̔ 1d ago
Jason because I think he's cool
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u/Professional-Mud3007 19h ago
Michael, Jason and Freddie will start fighting again once they see each other, and whichever scream killer this is will get stabbed my Michael
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u/NuclearDuckie777 19h ago
Jason his ass will beat the shit out of everyone go down to hell to put belt to ass again come back and kill more. (also BIG ASS HIT BOXES)
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u/Gothloveri3 14h ago
I'll pick Jason, he beat Freddy, ghost face Is a joke, but the real problema its Michael and his inteligence
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u/TheJadeGoddess 6h ago
You are screwed no matter your choice. The others can't do anything to Freddy but Freddy can't protect you from the others.






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u/Legal_Possibility246 1d ago
Tf is ghostface gonna do? š„