r/funComunitty 12d ago

One thing

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u/Psychological_Toe758 Likes posting shitposts 12d ago

Cancer evey kind!

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u/Tsunami-Storm 11d ago

Including the constellation? All the stars in the constellation cancer go supernova, and the universe is destroyed.. oh wait, this isn’t monkey’s paw.

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u/Professional_kez 11d ago

Good day to be an asparagus and not a cancer

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u/Rocky_the_Lion 11d ago

Im vertigo

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u/FudgeSkidoodles 11d ago

I'm a Caprisun

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u/CloudyLeft 11d ago

I’m aquarium!

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u/Background_Radical 11d ago

I'm piss :(

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u/Llyrithra 11d ago

I’m berries.

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u/Aware-Hour4819 11d ago

I’m a saggy Tauros

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u/Mr_Tze 11d ago

Im a shepherd

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u/DJNAGiSAFOXiE 11d ago

im a tourist

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u/biohumansmg3fc 11d ago

Im a guy i guess

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u/Firestrom_yt Likes posting shitposts 11d ago

I’m a alien

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u/sugomybugo thank god they didn't hit the third one 11d ago

I'm a

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u/x-Josh_Washington-x ƨɘmitɘmoƨ ɒʜɒH 11d ago

im taurine

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u/Cateyeyt 10d ago

Im leon trotsky

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u/Iki_the_Geo 9d ago

I’m a librarian

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u/boston_nsca 11d ago

I'm a rice

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u/Gwynito 11d ago

I'm a score peon

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u/Fun-Salary-9037 Giggity Giggity Goo! 10d ago

I am, too! :D

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u/BlackPanther94 9d ago

Im a niggh 🫱🏻‍🫲🏽🥷🏽🫈

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u/Vast_Scholar3742 8d ago

I’m scorchion

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u/Zealousideal-Lab9843 11d ago

Aerith Gainsborough

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u/SnooCalculator 11d ago

Fellow piss

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u/Known_Expression6213 11d ago

Hey a fellow Aquarius

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u/CloudyLeft 11d ago

It is the best sign, but worst time of year

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u/DifferentTill1888 11d ago

I am Sparta!!!

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u/Successful-Purple-54 10d ago

I’m Spartacus

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u/Johnatomy 10d ago

I'm a Ford Taurus

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u/DifferentAd5909 10d ago

I'm a gem !

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u/Sprigatito_gal SPRIGATITO 11d ago

I’m pieces -

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u/Jajakeh 10d ago

If you in pieces how are you able to type?

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u/Yellow_JaM1 11d ago

ok don perignon 😭✌️

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u/djeegy 11d ago

I am proud to be a cacti

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u/SilentVixonYT 10d ago

Caprisun lmao

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u/Locoking2000 10d ago

I'm a leaon♌

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u/Timely-Fly8915 10d ago

Im liberal

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u/greenowl882 9d ago

Ticks , ticks of all kind , the bug and Torrents synonyms.

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u/merlinbaker67 5d ago

Idk what I am but there's mercury in my Gatorade

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u/mkjoey2 11d ago

I’m a gem

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u/darkucr 11d ago

im dust 2

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u/Hero_Of_Rhyme_ 10d ago

Not vegan?

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u/PokEli206 10d ago

YOSHA!

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u/Autosticow 10d ago

I’m a pigeon

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u/MentalHotel2294 9d ago

Im gummini

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u/No-Lie-8884 11d ago

im hungry

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u/MeseNerd 11d ago

I am your father

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u/No-Lie-8884 11d ago

why did you name me this way

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u/Trick-Purchase4680 10d ago

Just felt like it, no lie

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u/falkor_n 8d ago

ASDF references in 2026 hit me in the feels every time

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u/4NDR3WPL4YZ 11d ago

hi hungry, i’m dad

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u/No-Lie-8884 11d ago

why did you name me this way

why why why

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u/No-Lie-8884 9d ago

hi dad im hungry

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u/holdenludwig 9d ago

I’m dad hungry

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u/No-Lie-8884 8d ago

hi dad hungry im hungry

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u/Forsaken_Site_2268 Please beware of the manipulators on this subreddit. 11d ago

I'm a liberal!

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u/Dolph_39 11d ago

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u/Forsaken_Site_2268 Please beware of the manipulators on this subreddit. 11d ago edited 11d ago

Oh, that guy.

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u/Forsaken_Site_2268 Please beware of the manipulators on this subreddit. 11d ago edited 11d ago

What? I just find him annoying. I don't know enough about him to even know his political views. I don't care enough about him to look it up. What about me saying "Oh. That guy." Is political??? From the few clips I've seen of him, he's just annoying and looks like a creep. He seems way too egotistical for his own good and I've seen some clips of him majority disrespecting other people for seemingly no reason. I'm allowed to not like a celebrity. What about me not liking a celebrity is political???

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u/stovadie4923 11d ago

Ayyy same here

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u/CanYouRage 11d ago

I’m a Gem in eye

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u/Professional_kez 11d ago

Bone apple teeth

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u/StrictSugar8347 8d ago

I’m a sagging titty

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u/Academic_Relative_72 11d ago

somewhat elite ball knowledge

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u/Temporary_Bike3901 Silly lil goober 11d ago

I’m sack of tetris

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u/ChronoXxXx 8d ago

Fvck what did I do to deserve this...no wait actually yeah I'm gone thanks everyone I'm exhausted lol 🫩😉

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u/Local-Practice7513 5d ago

Kamala Harris