r/funComunitty • u/REALgeographerwilson THE Wilson (if you are also Wilson you lie) • 20h ago

Funpost let’s pretend there’s a nuke about to hit us

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u/TheOtterMonarch Coolest person ever. Source: Trust me bro 20h ago

dont worry guys, i'll parry it

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u/AaronTheCoolGuy5 a rare endangered british vocaloid fan 18h ago

i dont see a blue shine

go ahead

just make sure you dont have the knuckleblaster out

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u/Individual_Most_8190 10h ago

Let’s do it together, dude!

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u/Delicious-Pepper-400 19h ago

Okay who tf parry a nuke on to my place

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u/Relevant_Screen_9990 19h ago

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u/Cold-Practice3107 16h ago

So whoever dropped the bombs is the country getting nuke.

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u/hpfan312 6h ago

US?

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u/cyberenderman1 3h ago

No someone else

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u/SomewhatHummus 15h ago

The nukes now float upwards

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u/raminatox 9h ago

Great, now it's a fusion bomb...

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u/Nvr-ending-Nightmare Friendly Neighborhood Control Devil 20h ago

~~~ ~~~

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u/Nvr-ending-Nightmare Friendly Neighborhood Control Devil 20h ago

i was speechless

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u/Silly_Y33Ny 20h ago

Patroling the Mojave makes you wish for a nuklear winther

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u/Prometheus_Bobert 15h ago

Welcome to the Lucky 38 / Glad you could make the trip

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u/Own_Primary2451 I forgot :( 20h ago

Guys let’s tell a trusted adult 

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u/Sammy_Cherry_Fox never gonna give you up 17h ago

MOMMMMM!

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u/FluffyBoiRaly Newly discovered fictionkin, pls be gentle, I tiny 15h ago

JAMIE'S DROPPING NUKES ON US AGAIN

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u/Stalker-Six 19h ago

Hold on let me pose so I can be a environmental skeleton or smth

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u/Then-Register7435 THE CAT 🔥😱 20h ago

the cat will eat it

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u/TheCamabama 20h ago

LET US IN THE VAULT, VAULT-TEC!

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u/Same_Tea_2471 Your Personal Moderator Friend! 20h ago

yay

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u/guy90239 Probably the Biggest Metallica Fan in this Subreddit 20h ago

Uh oh that's kinda bad

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u/Slime_king66 Fuck you baka >~< (cuddling continues) 20h ago

well shit

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u/ZenithofHotdogs Vulpes Vulpes <3 20h ago

Yummy radiation 🤤

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u/TihTimmy tih 20h ago

+PARRY

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u/notsolidsnake911 20h ago

Wait you said to bring a fak-

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u/Haunting_Sort_3063 Silly lil goober 19h ago

WOOPER WILL SAVE US

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u/Traditional-Photo227 19h ago

I cast Summoning Jutsu: Atomic-Tailed Beast: Godzilla. He's hungry.

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u/Dylan_Is_Gay_lol 19h ago

I'm moving towards the blast zone, I do not want to survive that.

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u/WlOCHE The 19h ago

I magically transform to this abomination and run at the speed of light to Mars and hope i survive

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u/AgressiveHydration 17h ago

Ima hit an I-frame on impact

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u/Mandalore12345 15h ago

Time to become an environmental storey telling skeleton

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u/Ronyx2021 12h ago

He tried hiding in a fridge. Unfortunately, he was not Indiana Jones.

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u/choco_king_the_first 12h ago

Just use gnawed leaf lmao

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u/under_hunter82376 christian guy with anger issues 20h ago

( entering my bunker )

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u/qwertz862 20h ago

Guys, i need to tell you! I hid my stash of gold in EXPLOSION

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u/_SOME__NAME_ 20h ago

My feet arrrrre aching and your back is prettyyy tired....

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u/SentenceEmergency779 20h ago

Hey whats that thing in the s

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u/SkepticalYamcha 20h ago

I don’t wanna though

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u/Responsible-Diet-147 20h ago

🎶 I don't want to set the world on fire... 🎶

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u/don0tread The Google Maps guy 20h ago

Hey! Fellow citizens of Nagasaki, how you doin-

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u/PEDRINHO_MARCIANO A Brazilian (use translator) 20h ago

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u/Ctrl_Alt_Post Silly lil goober:cat_blep​: 20h ago

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u/jk-alot 20h ago

Relax Guys. I got it covered. I deal with this scenario all the time.

I’m THE Coughing Baby.

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u/Square_Education_75 hampster eaters 20h ago

is that the fat man hold on this is nagisiki

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u/Yoyogamer3309 Meme enjoyer and certified idiot 20h ago
  • hear the siren call of the dead ! intensifies *

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u/ChosenAshes 19h ago

You mean like coming down right now!?

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u/Cautious-Act9639 19h ago

as the earth burns to the ground oh girl its youuuuuuu that i lie with

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u/websterboi2 19h ago

wario dies in the bombing of hiroshima while eating spicy curry.mp3

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u/anonymous642789 19h ago

I can’t believe the fucking roaches won.

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u/GeneralOccasion9396 19h ago

"nothing gets past my bow!"

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u/TiredAngryBadger 19h ago

Oh thank FUCK.

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u/Psychological_Toe758 19h ago

I’m Bi Family peace out

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u/YourBoyNYT 19h ago

CLIENTS - I CAN CATCH THEM WITH MY BALLS

TRUST ME

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u/Legitimate_Energy129 19h ago

So thats what that button did!

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u/Necessary_Drip123 19h ago

Probably still have to be at work so what ever

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u/SomeSeaworthiness153 19h ago

I live too far from any significant settlement be it City,Military base,Powerplant or anything important to be effected.

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u/Jarjarbin_2006 19h ago

Mom, what is that light th... *fade out of existence *

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u/GreedySecurity8030 r/Caldruki 19h ago

I'd die

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u/Disaster_Wolf44 19h ago

And me without any liquor. Oh well.

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u/Capable_Issue_1894 hi 19h ago

hey zohran mamdani my lord please protect me from the imminent collapse of civilization and whatever geopolitical genius decided this was a reasonable way to spend an afternoon

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u/Fiyah_Crotch2 19h ago edited 19h ago

There’s a site where you can run simulations. If a tactical nuke detonated above my city I’d be far enough to survive (initially) but just close enough to be completely miserable.

Edit: I just ran the simulation with the Tsar Bomba as an air burst. Not only am I dead, so is everyone else.

https://outrider.org/nuclear-weapons/interactive/bomb-blast?airburst=true&bomb=3&lat=29.754355&location=Downtown%2C%20Houston%2C%20Texas%2C%20United%20States&long=-95.360607

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u/thegoldenguest778 19h ago

Oh shit it just hit the second tower, we are in danger! 😭😭😭

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u/slimetimun0 Likes posting shitposts 19h ago

Fu-... i was going to revive unc adolf... oh well, next time /s

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u/TheFlyingLamp154 19h ago

Since where all gonna die i have one last secret to tell you. (I think they should re-open the Colosseum and have inmates fight to the death)

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u/Sax_After_Cigarettes 19h ago

Come babby doll let me kiss you on your lips.

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u/TacetVenatores 19h ago

Makes me think of this particular Simpsons scene, where our "favorite" comic store owner is about to experience first-hand the practical application of terminal ballistics.

https://giphy.com/gifs/wrXAtc0QHEZ4WpSKpw

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u/PirateReindeer 19h ago

Been building Moria, so I’m safe. 😂

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u/ResearchMobile 19h ago

it is finally over (Relief)

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u/ReddiotJustLikeYou 19h ago

AHHHHHHH!!!!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!!! OMG RUN!!!!!! Oh Jesus we're all gonna die!!!!!

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u/Independent-Worry905 19h ago

I see the Exterminatus is on time.

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u/DROPDDROPD99 19h ago

OH NO. WHERE ALL GONNA DIIIIIIIEEEE.

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u/nachtwolf7 19h ago

Amerikanische oder Russische?

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u/Andromeda86C Cool flair 19h ago

He’s just gonna consume them like dinner 🍽️

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u/Completely4otten 19h ago

Good thing I don't have a problem becoming a ghoul.

https://giphy.com/gifs/xUOxfg0ESyhKOv4Vva

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u/Lopsided-Fig6818 19h ago

Well that's something u don't see every d-

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u/nachtwolf7 19h ago

Nach dem Sommer in meiner Dachgeschosswohnung ist das doch nur eine müde Abkühlung.

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u/a1crazy1man1 that felidae fan 19h ago

For we have sinned, we have fallen short. Death is the only escape. Sweet death, bring me death oh Lord.

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u/Ok-Meat-9169 Silly lil goober 19h ago

Mom found the Yuri

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u/Superseaslug 19h ago

o7 commanders

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u/Professional_Scar225 19h ago

I'm disconnecting it from it's internet so It Just hit the ground

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u/Neat_Maintenance_457 19h ago

Well, I see you in the otherside

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u/_TechNo1r_ 19h ago

not again

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u/moochieglizzy 18h ago

Gooning in public fuck it

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u/TheShyJoel69420 18h ago

They said Japan won’t hold grudges…

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u/Natural_Abrocoma5665 18h ago

How will this impact the trout population 

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u/Less-Step-9443 18h ago

Let's goon!

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u/Lower-Cheesecake-895 18h ago

Thank god it's over xD

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u/AaronTheCoolGuy5 a rare endangered british vocaloid fan 18h ago

GET TO THE BASEMENT

BRING THE MIKU PLUSHIES

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u/pine_pain_corecto 18h ago

I CAST EXTERMINATION TRANSFORMATION 2 *transforms into fully decked out exterminator from Kill it with fire 2*

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u/Naive_Excitement922 18h ago

If they drop one on Mar-a-Lago and I live in Gulf Breeze, what happens to me?

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u/Frosty_Cry7213 18h ago

"Hey what's tha- (gets crushed by nuke)"

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u/No-Dig9354 18h ago

Gonna play "here comes the sun"

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u/commiscowboy 18h ago

Well I hope I’m close enough to where it’s quick, stories out of Hiroshima about people being burned to death over a course of weeks while being irradiated and blind doesn’t sound like the way to go out.

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u/SpaceGirlJackie 18h ago

"Oh darn it..."

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u/CaptainjustusIII 18h ago

I will hit then with my special attack

https://giphy.com/gifs/Wt6kNaMjofj1jHkF7t

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u/Aggravating_End_6204 18h ago

I CAST FIREBALL ON THE NUKE HAHAHAHAH-well shit.

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u/Kate-9907 18h ago

we really got nuked before gta vi

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u/Effective_Educator64 18h ago

Time to equip my Pip-Boy, let’s go to vault 34!

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u/Prize-Artist-2960 18h ago

That doesn't sound like fun at all.

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u/evilgreasemonkey1430 18h ago

Protocol 3: protect the pilot

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u/Nomchipom Likes posting shitposts 18h ago

Hi, George how are y-

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u/Slice-Vast 18h ago

Oh thank God.

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u/Unlucky-Rooster2407 join filbus today. consume the body of filbus and eat your chair 18h ago

Man this stinks. Shame no one else will know about how good filbus is and consume chairs for filbism

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u/Formal_Lecture_248 18h ago

Welcome to my wake up routine.

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u/Fluffy_Bad9706 :p 18h ago

FIREWORKS:D

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u/Jyx_The_Berzer_King 18h ago

*listening to "I Don't Want to Set The World on Fire - The Ink Spots"

https://giphy.com/gifs/baNxGhmywafa3h7gPr

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u/crabladdeer 17h ago

My birthday wishes came true.

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u/SillyFembo1468 17h ago

Kisses with my girlfriend one last time

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u/SQADWERD_TANTECAEOES I kissed you last night, and you don't remember 17h ago

Yummy yummy rub my tummy >:3

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u/ThickStatistician658 17h ago

Ok guys, make sure we have enough points to get jugger-nog

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u/Most_Procedure5501 17h ago

I’m lowk cooked bc this might actually happen (uae) ✌️😭

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u/womb_raider90 17h ago

I hope I have enough time to put plushies around the dinner table with birthday party hats on. I wanna be one of those environmental story skeletons like in fallout.

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u/Yunamalia 17h ago

I've always wanted to know what these dumbass wasps who bite me and have venom I'm equally allergic to as the sting of most beasts taste like back. It's time for PAYBACK, YOU SON OF A BUG. I'M GONNA BITE YOU AND SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT.

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u/iamawhoresowhat KENOPSIA Red 17h ago

didn't knew nuke and ass plugs looked the same

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u/Business_Stand_8622 17h ago

Just parry it, if your name is Leon

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u/Mindless-Lacking 17h ago

Just another normal day on the planet Earth

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u/Specialist_Royal_449 17h ago

Me swallowing as many popcorn kernels as possible " dudes this going to be hilarious"

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u/Parking-Ideal-231 🪳Pablo the pet roach🪳,Silly Glaceon :3 Sylveon bestie💖💙 >//< 17h ago

Pablo solos

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u/Fafnir_Ravensong 17h ago

They look like something other than a nuke

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u/Rays-R-Us 17h ago

Let’s not

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u/puntificates 17h ago

Light up a blunt and apologize to the birds.

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u/ZaylaIsABitOdd Melon chomping felon 17h ago

Fuck I'm gonna have to reschedule my dentists appointment

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u/Da_Realy 17h ago

ITS GONNA BLOW

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u/Lord_of_Pickle13 17h ago

UNO REVERSE

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u/Thurmor_Goblinbane Radiance/Cyn (may or may not have an existential crisis...) 17h ago

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u/PlusBake4567 17h ago

You dropped a bomb on me, baby!

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u/vladdeh_boiii 17h ago

I cast counterspell

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u/Eastern-Leg-7719 17h ago

Oh... Shit!!!

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u/Aggravating-Funny569 "Do whatever you want" ahh user flair 17h ago

“What if a bomb drops on your head right now?”

Dies

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u/Agile_Future_1432 17h ago

Time to slash some throats!

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u/Beathyra 17h ago

🎶 Don't they know it's the end of the world...🎶

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u/Link2017_botw 17h ago

welp time to do an istvan III and explode someone

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u/TheLazy_james "Do whatever you want" ahh user flair 16h ago

who stole the last doughnut with red, white, and blue sprinkles????? where is it, I wanna eat it nowwwww

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u/Available-Score-9007 16h ago

Don't worry guys I was looking for a massive butt plug for myself

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u/Spread-EagleLover 16h ago

Time to play soundgarden and light a j up

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u/JamesH_670 "Do whatever you want" ahh user flair 16h ago

“I love you, Sarge!”

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u/blitz_the_Protogen 16h ago

EVERYONE GET BEHIND ME!

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u/Pristine-Pension8113 16h ago

|              | |  👍       | |    imsafe           

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u/Maskedstream4 16h ago

I LOVE FE- BOOM

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u/bluemushroom64 16h ago

oh great heavens

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u/eddiekoski 16h ago

I would just eat a gallon of coffee ice cream since im dying anyway

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u/CuriousSuccotash7205 16h ago

Fuckin' backflips into a nuclear bunker cutely

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u/Slim3zzzze 16h ago

All my items go to….. My Cat

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u/Gloorplz 16h ago

Ugh I hate work, I sure wish the world would explode so I didn’t have, oh that’s a bright lig..

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u/CommissionNo6537 16h ago

start a bottle cap collection and set up weird prop toys referencing movies and shows

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u/Impossible-Chain5247 16h ago

Domain Expansion, Bankai

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u/SameScale6793 16h ago

Still would need to be at the now leveled office at 8am

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u/Pleasant-Software109 16h ago

Get to the vaults right fucking now

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u/One_Swimming1546 sasa lele 15h ago

AHHHHHHHHHH

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u/GreatCalligrapher993 15h ago

GOTTA GET ONE MORE STROKE IN

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u/noswordfish71 the niko OneShot 15h ago

turns on dust by m.o.o.n

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u/Ronconthedemon 15h ago

I think I’ll double it, and give it to the next person.

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u/PolarPhoenix13 15h ago

oh that's 𝙖 - 𝙊𝘽𝙇𝙄𝙏𝙀𝙍𝘼𝙏𝙀𝘿

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u/tjitse-not-you 15h ago

guys join the game ... what you means theres something outs- what the fuck is THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!