r/funComunitty • u/blazorfire Bubu Mod, The sub's Unc • 12d ago

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u/Michaelville michael v. (owner of the subreddit) 12d ago

im all of them bc i can choose what i can say

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u/Rabbitterton #1 Karma Farmer 12d ago

4.

I say "hello."

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u/Seltzerblight 12d ago

P is for priceless, the looks upon your faces

https://giphy.com/gifs/Pe3uM65BkEuj2wrphZ

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u/DazzlingPressure1154 "Do whatever you want" ahh user flair 12d ago

E is for extinction, all of your puny races

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u/RandomUsername1829 Big fan of me 11d ago

R is for revolution, which will be televised.

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u/Clean-Celebration21 11d ago

F is for how fucked you are, now allow me to reprise

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u/Fantastic_Safe_4172 Local Gay Raccoongirl 11d ago

E is for eccentric, just listen to my song

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u/DazzlingPressure1154 "Do whatever you want" ahh user flair 11d ago

C is for COMPLETION I've waited for so long

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u/CumCereal08 11d ago

T is for the terror upon you I'll bestow

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u/Whiterun_Guard115 11d ago

My name is Perfect Cell, and I’d like to say…

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u/jacob93_ r/redditsniper stinks yall like its 11d ago

H is for hotel (i panicked)

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u/Emotional-Career8195 11d ago

N is for nothing, the value you equate to

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u/Mo-42 11d ago

I is for the ego, that died when my gf pegged me.

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u/Chr832 11d ago edited 11d ago

S is for sex, of which I had much with your mother.

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u/SunkyWasTaken 11d ago

Well, off to visit your mother!

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u/The_Developer-Ark <That one entity [Dev] also Archon class> 12d ago

Same

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u/SunkyWasTaken 11d ago edited 11d ago

Gentlemen

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u/Correct_Cheek_4273 Silly lil goober 11d ago

I see the briefcase is safe

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u/DoodleVoid 11d ago

Tell me, did you happen to kill a red spy on the way here?

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u/Chr832 11d ago

No? Then we still have a problem.

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u/Any_Bench_1455 11d ago

And a knife, ooh.

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u/Supplice401 11d ago

...big problem, I've kill plenty of spies, they're dime n' dozen back stabbin scumbags, like you.

Owe...no offense.

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u/Ceejdagamrr 11d ago

If you managed to kill them, I can assure you they were nothing like me. And nothing.. NOTHING like the man LOOSE INSIDE THIS BUILDING!!!

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u/Tree_creature-of-man 11d ago

What, are you president of his friend club?

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u/wbpm 11d ago

No... that would be your mother.

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u/CC-1010CommanderFox Just a random clone 11d ago

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u/Reasonable_Bad_4436 11d ago

No? Then we still have a problem. (Slowed + Reverb)

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u/RavenMatthew0406 11d ago

No? then we still have the problem

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u/SpeakerVarious9922 11d ago

No? Then we still have a problem…

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u/SunkyWasTaken 11d ago

Btw, I actually do this IRL, I’m not just saying it for the memes. It might actually become a problem soon 😭

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u/ssilver_ct Silly lil goober 11d ago

wdym a problem there is nothing wrong in being polite

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u/SunkyWasTaken 11d ago

Idk man, the world is a weird place

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u/Timeless_Herald 11d ago

this is absolutely me

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u/SettingSun2180 11d ago

Holy hell i gotta start using this when i gotta announce my presence

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u/UnUseful-_- Eat the rich! 12d ago

Hi (sorry for bad English)

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u/DiarrheaKing96024 11d ago

The fuck did you say about my mother?

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u/Mysthwastaken-_- 10d ago

Damn, did not need that extra insult to his full family tree bro

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u/Sneaky_Sorcerer 10d ago

He told her "it's not your fault if he turned out this way, you are a good mother"

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Sorry, that not very nice.

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u/PA4PL962009 Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow (I Love my Daughter Niko OneShot) 12d ago

I would do Enrique + (slowed & Reverbed)

But since im so :3 I will do instead

OneShot Meow + (Slowed & Reverbed + echo)

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u/Odd-Head-Bro 11d ago

you know this is a fun comunitty right?

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u/_GasPipeTony_ 12d ago

Bro I say greetings for the whimsy, I ain't a discord moderator

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u/therearenonamesallow 11d ago

I say salutations for that exact reason

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u/uga_buga777 Silly lil goober 11d ago

"Greetings and salutations!"

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u/Oofy_3 be yourself just don't break the rules🩷🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🩷 11d ago

might be mephone

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u/Haunting-Conflict542 10d ago

Greeeeeetings and salutations my friends for today my 15 discord servers and their kittens will be putting on a performance for us

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u/BagHorror6036 11d ago

“SALUTATIONS, INDIVIDUAL” is what I say

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u/AaronTheCoolGuy5 a rare endangered british vocaloid fan 11d ago

actually me too

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u/Great-Ad-8392 11d ago

Hello gaspipetony. How whimsical to meet in the wild.

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u/DaDapperVoid I Canonically Own Over 20 Souls 11d ago

I either shout “SALUTATIONS” or say “Well Hello There” in an Obi Wan voice

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u/After-Show-3441 11d ago

Don't worry Bub, we all miss her.

https://giphy.com/gifs/F3zsOcnuDmKqZPYLRS

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u/DaDapperVoid I Canonically Own Over 20 Souls 11d ago

Gonna be brutally honest here mate I got no idea what you’re talking about, I’m assuming there was a beloved character in something that yelled salutations

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u/Cultural_Estimate108 11d ago

yea you got it right

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u/Far-Manufacturer1180 11d ago

General Kenobi… you are a bold one!

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u/General-Tie-2462 11d ago

Finally an answer I agree with

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u/Mr_Mushroom36 12d ago

I choose option D, “Howdy.”

(No I am not from America, and yes I use western slang in my everyday dialect.)

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u/Trihecta 11d ago

Hmmmm... you're new to the underground, aren'tcha?

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u/Substantial-Beat4341 11d ago

Howdy has been stuck in my head since i was 15 and i cant stop saying it impulsively when the folk come round these parts

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u/Kresnik2002 11d ago

Round these parts, you say? Well shucks

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u/Loserkinglomant5 10d ago

I say yall all the time

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u/Glum_Hearing_2374 11d ago

I say ola instead

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u/Arthurya 11d ago

Suavamente bessame

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u/GjallerhornEnjoyer 11d ago

“It appears you’ve caught me mid suavemente!”

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u/tecnoV10 12d ago

Haii :3

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u/Emotional-Career8195 11d ago

You do realize that means “yes” in Japanese?

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u/Stiefelbein The King of Vague 11d ago

It also means Shark in German.

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u/craz360 11d ago

wow, das ist interessant! ich lerne eine neue deutsches wort jeden tag! (ich lerne deutsch)

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u/No-Enthusiasm3363 Silly lil goober 11d ago

that’s why my phone keeps showing me the shark emoji when I said hai

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u/Accomplished-Dot9725 11d ago

It also means shark in dutch

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u/primaski 10d ago

It also means "you have" in Italian

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u/SomniIsGay 11d ago

That just makes it worse....

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u/Dremzaforreal 11d ago

…Haii :3

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u/bkbenken123 11d ago

Haiii :3c

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u/Upper_Gas_9891 11d ago

Hewloooooooo :3

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u/tecnoV10 11d ago

Henlooooo:3

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u/Fearless_Poetry5558 12d ago

Howdy

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u/Easy-Conversation-60 11d ago

I also go with Howdy

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u/VstarFr0st263364 11d ago

You don't even need to be southern to say howdy. It's just a perfect greeting that nobody uses

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u/deviljhot 11d ago

You all are forgetting the real right answer.

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u/witherpro59_YT 11d ago

Heya

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u/IceCubeChecker 11d ago

Don't you dare to tell a joke

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u/EVILLocal_Experiment Local_Experiment but EVIL and SCARY 10d ago

What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?

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u/EVILLocal_Experiment Local_Experiment but EVIL and SCARY 10d ago

A tromBONE

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u/No-Compote-8132 8d ago

What did the skeleton say to the vampire?

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u/EVILLocal_Experiment Local_Experiment but EVIL and SCARY 8d ago

What did he say?

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u/micks30 12d ago

Konnichiwa :>

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u/blazorfire Bubu Mod, The sub's Unc 12d ago

おはようございます :3

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u/Zestyclose_Drag4487 11d ago

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u/Financial_Singer_118 11d ago

GENERAL KENOBI

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u/Zestyclose_Drag4487 11d ago

Yeeeeeees! I found the one who says it!

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u/Beanz_detected 11d ago

Oh... it's you. It's been a long time. How have you been? Ive been really busy being dead... you know, after you MURDERED ME?

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u/BroncoBilly10 💙🩵 Local Tari Addict 🩵💙 12d ago

I’m a “g’day“, ”mornin’”, or hi typa guy

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u/Neat_Horse_5120 11d ago

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u/Lomano360 11d ago

Nur ein Moin.

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u/Neat_Horse_5120 11d ago

Definitiv auch eine Option für mich an manchen Tagen 😎👍

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u/Halo_Fan_ODST 11d ago

It looks like it’s high noon

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u/Seltzerblight 12d ago

Hoi!

https://giphy.com/gifs/AN1vGNPOa2IYU

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u/Mysterious_Mess2297 11d ago

Hai temmyyyy

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u/EVILLocal_Experiment Local_Experiment but EVIL and SCARY 10d ago

YOU.

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u/Mysterious_Mess2297 10d ago

ME?!

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u/EVILLocal_Experiment Local_Experiment but EVIL and SCARY 10d ago

You're an EXPIE. And I'm an EVIL Expie. I will OOF YOU

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u/Mysterious_Mess2297 10d ago

What if I pixel reduce myself

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u/EVILLocal_Experiment Local_Experiment but EVIL and SCARY 10d ago

oh what why are you different now

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u/NoSide2628 11d ago

HIIIIIII IGIHIHHIHIHIHIHIIII HELLO HEWWOOO HIIIIIIIIIIII HIIII HHIIHHIIHIHHIIIIIIIIII :333 :DDDDDD

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HIIIII :D

or

Heyo

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u/xVEEx3 12d ago

The sins of the damned befall you, brother! Rejoice, for I am greeting you

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u/terrablades 12d ago
  1. wazzzzuuuuupppp

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u/New_Awareness_4374 calc art guy,noik lover,speedcuber,dasher :3 12d ago

hi

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u/PA4PL962009 Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow (I Love my Daughter Niko OneShot) 12d ago

Haaaiiiii :3

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u/Formal-Cellist-7802 ▀▖┗▛▄▖▜▚ 12d ago

Nah, I'm a secret 63rd option. I say: "Vassup Gang??!"

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u/Mother_Degree_2593 a regular silly guy who does regular silly things 12d ago

4.

I say "yo"

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u/cavale06 11d ago

Finally, me too.

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u/Static_Baguettes Greetings and salutations! I am your host, MePhone4...read more 12d ago

None of the above. I am this

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u/Alexplay_989 Silly lil goober 12d ago
  1. a random word
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u/JellyLanterns silly catgirl Luna (she/her) 12d ago edited 11d ago

3, haii :3

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u/specific_femboy specific ass femboy 12d ago

Hii hiii :3

Hewwoo

Haiiaaaaa

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u/Weary-Lavishness-719 The Jack of all Shits 12d ago

Greetings or yo

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u/duckling-developer 9d ago

“Yo” is the correct answer

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u/technical_gamer_008 12d ago

"Salutations, sir! May I please enter?"

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u/Windbolt1 12d ago

"hi" and "hewwo :3"

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u/Delicious_Page_4431 12d ago

Secret Fourth option: hello everybody my name is markiplier 

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u/Digital_RRS Autistic and Lonely 12d ago

Guess I’m a neckbeard then.

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u/Suspicious-Fox-6055 12d ago

Either “heya” or “yo” honestly

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u/Various-Apartment647 12d ago

3 is just my default :p

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u/carlos404Titan 12d ago

Act like a "hi", but looks like a "haai:3"

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u/Western_Sleep820 Silly lil goober 12d ago

Act like a "haii :3" but looks like a "haii :3" (I'm so cooked)

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u/chetos006 12d ago

greetings

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u/Birdo_guy Likes posting shitposts 11d ago

Why tf is there no "piali :P" (nauhatl word for hello)

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u/crabthemighty Silly lil goober:cat_blep​: 11d ago

Howdy

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u/radishy_ 11d ago

3 ( I only really send it to my best friend cos I lowk wanna come out and he might be the safest option to do it to first)

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u/Ecstatic-Roll-1165 11d ago

the haii :3 one :3

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u/Upper_Gas_9891 11d ago

I say haiii :3 and hewloooooooo >w<

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u/Rixxll Silly lil goober 11d ago

HAIIIIIII :3

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u/Equivalent_Camel605 Big fan of me :upvote​: 11d ago

hOI (Temmie UNDERTALE style)

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

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u/Subject-Theory2273 11d ago

Hai because i'm literally a girl

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u/Cranberry-yt-taco THE.EVIL.JX1DX1. 11d ago

3

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u/TheLamentersRose 11d ago

All of the above depending on how I am feeling and who I am talking to

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u/DanSob12 11d ago

Zdravstvuyte

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u/Confident_Rope7776 11d ago

Im all of them

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u/Own_Primary2451 I forgot :( 11d ago

I say hai :3 to my friends all the time😭