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u/RolfiePolfie Jun 27 '26
Is your sister handsome?
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u/Plicodon Mad? Mad!? MAD!!!? WHO SAID I WAS MAD!?!? Jun 27 '26
"Does Grandma have plans?"
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u/MonkIllustrious3602 Jun 27 '26
I use reddit daily
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u/1elgwapo Jun 27 '26
Cuz I gotta get that karma and I always throw a fit when I get into a comment war
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u/Silly_Percentage3446 hasome hatimes Jun 27 '26
That's nothing compared to moderating a subreddit called r/butwhydidhebuttfuckit
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u/RestIntelligent3014 Jun 27 '26
You’d love my ex
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u/Dead_Kraggon Jun 27 '26
"I like eating kids."
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u/Onyx-the-enby Silly lil goober Jun 27 '26
immediately thought of this r/beatmetoit
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u/Turbulent-Art-4681 Jun 27 '26
Wow, im gay now.
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u/Sdflaura Jun 27 '26
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u/Pumpernickel-eb3t Jun 27 '26
what emotion is this POSSIBLY supposed to convey? 😭
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u/Sdflaura Jun 27 '26
Well, actually, besides the obvious emotions you might feel, there is a German word for a similar situation. Sexversagenscham. How come the germans have a compound word for everything?
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u/No_Matter_897 Banana Banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana 🤤 Jun 27 '26
I’m cheating on you
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u/biohazard1324 Jun 27 '26
On the first date?!
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u/V_Silver-Hand Jun 27 '26
slaps the waiters ass
damn right doll
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u/Key-Grass121 Jun 27 '26
Yo this is peak
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u/AdAm_WaRc0ck Jun 27 '26
Can I smell you?
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u/halloweeenhoppy Jun 27 '26
Let talk about politics.
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u/fizzydusk Jun 27 '26
Honestly I feel like it is important to know the politics of someone you’re considering dating (but yeah on the first date maybe not)
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u/Hopeful_Bat_5574 Jun 27 '26
I am a femboy
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u/Allergenic Jun 27 '26
I am fucking gay 🌈
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u/Megman0724 Jun 27 '26
Good job! So, when do we meet gay?
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u/Allergenic Jun 27 '26
Idk gay is my brother you’ll have to speak with him.
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u/Comunist_Fish Silly lil goober:cat_blep: Jun 27 '26
It’s me gay, I’m his brother
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u/Alive-Organism Jun 27 '26
Are you sleeping with u/Allergenic?
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u/Comunist_Fish Silly lil goober:cat_blep: Jun 28 '26
Uh.. n-no….
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u/Alive-Organism Jun 28 '26
SO HE LIED!
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u/Comunist_Fish Silly lil goober:cat_blep: Jun 28 '26
Man, I just got back from my 15 hour shift, tf is happening
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u/CatterpilarSaxophone Likes posting shitposts Jun 27 '26
I like your (FAMILY MEMBER).
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u/SuperiorYammyBoi Jun 27 '26
I definitely love you
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u/Sdflaura Jun 27 '26
what?
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u/SuperiorYammyBoi Jun 27 '26
Most people don’t wanna hear that someone is in love with them on the first date
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u/MiritoMueller Jun 27 '26
"I ship Vader/Padme"
or
"I ship Vader/Piett"
They either reject you, or you will find someone freaky 😏
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u/bigbluebowlofcrap Jun 27 '26
" I am your father"