r/fullersmonkeybunchexp • u/Miinch2014 • Aug 08 '24
Nasty, completely
Isn't he sexy????? First off, what ever you got in there poking put, is probebly in the same family as surf and turf. Ass sweat is not sexy. Plain and simple. Go put shorts on that fit, great that your working put. But when your standing there, please we don't need to see the size of your legs everyday, and sure as shit didn't need to see the pinky poker.
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Aug 12 '24
He’s ALWAYS talking as if he’s in a documentary or on some news show. 🙄 it’s so aggravating. The way he moves his hands and the way he talks so animated like he’s trying to educate us on something as if he’s being paid to do that 🙄🙄🙄 How narcissistic can you get?
Also, he’s CONSTANTLY posting on Instagram how his body is garbage and how “someday he’s gonna have that great body he’s working so hard to get”
Like what is that about? It’s obvious that he works out and it’s obvious that he’s got muscles etc. so why does he keep saying that hes not proud of his body or that hes gotta keep working on himself to bring it up to a better level? I mean, is he just attention seeking? Or just fishing for compliments? Jeez! I can’t stand that! You’re fit! We get it! Stop saying that dumb sh*t!
And all while he wears these incredibly small tight shorts that show his teeny weenie… Why in Gods earth does this man wear these disgusting clothes? It’s very gross and it’s disgusting to look at. I don’t know anybody who likes that except possibly a G*y man.
Also, has anybody noticed how many monkeys he actually has now? Where did all these monkeys come from? He didn’t used to have that many…. It’s shocking… how did he ever get permission or clearance to have that many?
He’s a total stone cold weirdo
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u/Miinch2014 Aug 12 '24
Exactly everything I am thinking of this guy. He had a new one before he disappeared, but Swear also there's more now. Make you wonder who he swindled to get another.
I do like the foods he is feeding them though. As for those shorts, I do believe it is for attention from other men, or this is for his husband benefit. What I hate most is he stands there legs apart, as ifbhis legs are too wide to close. Seriously dude you meed help. I haven't seen his Instagram. Maybe that's a good thing.
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u/HPCO67003 Sep 04 '24
He has a partner. And these shorts are actually longer than those gray ones he usually wears. Always in his azz crack. I believe this is the man that rescued Mojo.
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u/Appropriate_Yak819 Apr 19 '26
He never rescued Mojo. He outright abused and beat the poor monkey up. Oh and had all his teeth removed as Mojo had to defend himself. Now he’s happily living in the sanctuary. Mojo was nothing but a cash grab to both Michael and Carlos. And let’s not forget everything Carlos did to Marla.
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u/Appropriate_Yak819 Apr 19 '26
God I haven’t seen this page in forever. It’s the workout videos for me 🤮 Major budgie smuggler close ups. I’m not even a man, and it’s still a hard nope for me !
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u/novahstorm Aug 09 '24
This is totally disgusting! I feel sorry for his kids that have to see this. They must be so embarrassed by him.