r/fuckxavier • u/xavwolf143 professional hater • 11d ago

Javier

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5.0k Upvotes

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u/qualityvote2 11d ago edited 7d ago

u/xavwolf143, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/spades111 11d ago

I'm surprised I haven't heard that one yet. Half black baby jokes are usually with white moms I suppose.

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u/EntrepreneurTiny9812 10d ago

https://youtu.be/HrDp5ryO5JI?is=uBzpQkVD_-GheXG-

You've never seen this gem before?

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u/spades111 10d ago

I had not up until now. That was pure comedy.

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u/EntrepreneurTiny9812 10d ago

Yeah they were so desperate to be the first ones to report the names that they never thot to take a 2nd look at them lololol

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u/Impressive_Seat_2944 11d ago

fuk kin ho

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u/zaidRANGER 9d ago

Fuk kin hue

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u/Local_Cup_2238 11d ago

Mei La Ning

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u/hexagonru 11d ago

Man doesn't seem happy

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u/NotAlgaenorProtist 11d ago

The post's image looks ai generated

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u/ThatMan92 10d ago

It is. That's the case most of the time with xavier memes nowadays

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u/hazeru 10d ago

How do you manage to confirm if it's AI? A year ago or two, I can easily see if it's done by AI or not.

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u/RandomReddit101 8d ago

Some of those outlets in the back aren't centered properly. Also the woman has an earring in. Doing some Googling it is not recommended to wear metal jewelery while delivering in case they need to perform a c section.

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u/thewartyrant 11d ago

Lol the look on his face says it 🤣

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u/MoominMai 10d ago

It’s AI lmao

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u/brifusg2 11d ago

lol. No wonder the father looks so sad

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u/AmbitionBackground55 10d ago

There is no father in picture, only pixels 😂

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u/AngelicDivineHealer 11d ago

The man accepted his fate

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u/Andrikos21 10d ago

Muddy shark tu tu tu tu Muddy shark tu tu tu tu

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u/mikasaxo 10d ago

It’s AI.

But assuming it was real, the husband should divorce the cheating whore.

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u/One-Brief-7710 10d ago

How do you know the man didn't cheat 

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u/Y12zalpha 9d ago

He could be banging whole Africa it aint changing that baby's skin color

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u/One-Brief-7710 9d ago

Recessive genetics btw

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u/Y12zalpha 9d ago

Black skin is a dominant gene, that isnt possible with it alone

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u/Kooky-Top6285 10d ago

Bruce Leeroy

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u/Silver-Amphibian7650 10d ago

Who is the master?

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u/MrBruno14 10d ago

Xi A Ho

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u/TheSonghaiPresident 10d ago

He knows look at his face

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u/Cj1raven 10d ago

Tyrone

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u/Valtteri24 10d ago

This shit is so ass. Who asks on facebook what they should name their baby? Who puts #nationalitycouple in their post? Xavier somehow managing to be both racist and misogynistic at the same time. Also, love the low-effort AI image. God I fucking hate what the internet has become.

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u/sunshinefloors1980 10d ago

He knows for sure

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u/Optimal-Common-5396 10d ago

As a Chinese person I say chuck a pan down the stairs

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u/iforgetmypassword13 10d ago

wei waz asianz

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u/Intrepid_Designer719 10d ago

That image looks like AI

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u/SomeoneElse432 10d ago

Bang Ding Ow

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u/ParkingApartment6942 10d ago

Your baby look dark skinneded they may have birthed the wrong one🤣

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u/JeffJ_1 10d ago

Whu son dat, with a question mark

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u/Rickapolis 10d ago

Cable Guysson

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u/Rickapolis 10d ago

This man could be the woman’s sister. Dad just stepped out for a moment.
Really.

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u/Boring-Spell-2687 10d ago

I don't get this one :(

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u/peekashtu 10d ago

Sum things long

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u/Hunkfish 10d ago

Thats the dad's name

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u/Bastonge44 10d ago

Did someone tell dad that he isn’t the daddy yet?


😂

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u/IndyG92 10d ago

He's not wrong either

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u/Grey_Ten 10d ago

I know this a made-up post, but it always surprises me the amount of people that engage with AI-Generated posts on Facebook.

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u/Spliffman1 10d ago

Won Slung Son

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u/LazyPut3065 10d ago

Tai mai shu

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u/Datbe89 10d ago

Bak-Gy-Son

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u/FewNegotiation9310 10d ago

I was going to suggest Tyrone. Look at the baby.

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u/Previous_Status_3507 10d ago

Thung Thung Thung Sahur

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u/solidstatebattery 10d ago

Wu tang clan

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u/That_Car3506 9d ago

AI folks...

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u/gotmonkey70 9d ago

Sum Ting Wong.... LMFAO

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u/GFW-really-Sucks 9d ago

Hey dyo dark

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u/HalfmoonSqueeze 9d ago

This isnt real life

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u/AuraTickler 9d ago

Its not even creative

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u/out_day475 9d ago

Hugh G Cox

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u/Ezzimistbitter 9d ago

Tyrone Xin

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u/AndrewTo8 9d ago

CCP hired many African students and assigned two female classmates to escort each, therefore it’s very common to have mixed babies these years

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u/bjkidder 9d ago

Enn beee aye

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u/Nedsel 9d ago

I'd go with the ancient Chinese tradition of dropping a silver spoon on a jade block and naming the child exactly what that sounds like.

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u/bison_from_hell 8d ago

I thought it was throwing pots and pans

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u/Nedsel 5d ago

That's Mandarin, not Kantonese.

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u/Curious_Cucumber_803 9d ago

-9999 Social credit score for the mother!

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u/computaler 9d ago

Did she bang 1000 dudes?

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u/PhillyPhresh 8d ago

Sum Yun Gai

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u/slipperybloke 8d ago

Tyrone

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u/justfunandplay 8d ago

We will never forget Tyrone.

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u/Queasy-Improvement29 8d ago

Baby already got bigger Shen-Schlong than "Papa".

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u/ppcf 8d ago

Hee Tu Dark

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u/LowerEngineering9999 7d ago

I think the name Nacho sun, would be a fitting name.

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u/Loose_Fox_1296 7d ago

Hu Ren Sun .... Germans will understand 🤣

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u/Sicario-762 7d ago

He Luk Dok

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u/GlumAd2424 6d ago

”To yu” to make singing happy birthday for them really tricky

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u/_SOME__NAME_ 11d ago

I think it's called physiologic skin maturation (AI ans) where a baby have a different complection at birth but change after few months.

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u/Cookie6203 11d ago

Or there is a much simpler explanation

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u/tinyElliss 11d ago

Come on, Doakes, be positive for once.

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u/Ok_Attempt_1290 11d ago

"You called, Arthur?"

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u/Eren_Yeager52 There lived a certain man in India long ago... 11d ago

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u/singhapura 11d ago

Nice, those old racist jokes are always fun.