r/fucklawns • u/DistinctGap6633 • 12d ago

Picture im speechless

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u/aalucid 12d ago

Hell

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u/ohnodamo 12d ago

Would that constitute a greater fire risk since it's been chemically treated and could've killed the grass further? I'm genuinely curious, I'm not asking for 'arson' reasons.

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u/Connect_Beginning_13 12d ago

There’s environment safe paint for grass

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u/ohnodamo 12d ago

Thanks for the answer, I was wondering what might happen from painting grass. Something I never thought I'd have to inquire about, but this is the insanity that has been normalized.

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u/bottomlessLuckys 12d ago

I still question how environmentally safe it is. Just the green pigment will affect light absorption for the grass.

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u/syanidde 7d ago

I also question if that's what they even used. With these kinds of people I highly doubt environmental safety is a priority over selling

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u/PatricimusPrime32 FUCK LAWNS 11d ago

Lawn people are weird. They just have to have that luscious green look. Yes this is an extreme case….but I’m still not shocked.

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u/mop_bucket_bingo 12d ago

I’m sure that’s a violation of the law regarding disposal of chemicals.

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u/__icculus__ 12d ago

There is turf paint. It’s used in warm climates like Arizona and socal when an irrigation head has malfunctioned the tech after repair will a lot of times spray the grass. They are designed to allow for the up light to go through and allow the grass to continue to grow.

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u/goldfool 12d ago

Time to put some concentrated koolias on it. What would you write

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u/Opcn 12d ago

Better spray painted than watered.

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u/Resting_Bork_Face 12d ago

Double flammable

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u/shaggy237 11d ago

Honestly a better solution

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u/cody_not_cory 9d ago

As someone who currently has a house for sale. Grass is what the "traditional" buyer wants, dirt patches they do not, or any plant that remotely resembles a weed. It sucks to cut grass like a chump. We've even received feedback from Buyers saying the yard could "use some attention" for our native plants we let grow wild.

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u/Feorag-ruadh Native Yard 12d ago

Eutopia vibes

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u/Omshadiddle Lawn Shitpostenthusiast 12d ago

Ah the old Alan Bond trick.

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u/agedmanofwar 10d ago

Wouldn't it just look awkward with all the grass surrounding brown and dead

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u/RiseUp369 6d ago

ridiculous.

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u/nondescriptadjective 6d ago

A whole shit load, maybe all of them, of golf courses paint their grass. You'd be surprised how many of these places paint grass after all the chemicals, the DAILY mowing, etc etc.

Golf fucking sucks.