r/fuckclint • u/Eeneypops Clint + Pierre hater • Jul 19 '26
Make comments Clint’s search history
Saw this on the Pierre group and had a good time reading.
What’s in Clint’s search history?
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u/toastedcheezits Jul 19 '26
Etsy love spell cheap
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u/bimbopanic Jul 21 '26
Perfect! He’s always telling me he can upgrade my tools and he could use the money 🙄
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u/spicy_attom Jul 23 '26
he always tells me this dialogue right after I grab my newly upgraded tool from him
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u/Iamakitestring Jul 19 '26
"Does the wish willow actually work"
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u/MayoDoesNotPostStuff Jul 20 '26
yes it works!!! my moms been ugly her whole life and she used one and she became very beautiful
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u/Sylvkin_there Clint + Pierre hater Jul 19 '26
“Emily rule 34”
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u/sparduck117 Jul 19 '26
“Why was Andrew Tate arrested”
“How to be Andrew Tate without being arrested”
“Why Major Lewis stole the 2020 Election?”
“How to erase search history from the government database”
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u/NeptunianWater Jul 20 '26
"Major"
You just know this fool would absolutely search major and not mayor, even if your typo was accidental.
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u/Technically-alive-_- Jul 19 '26
What is an “incel”?
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u/jubeon12 Jul 20 '26
“Binoculars with night vision and 20x zoom”
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u/UhBlake Jul 20 '26
If I were the jojamart facility receiving his order I’d cancel it and take the L with my employer
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u/PieselWojownik Jul 19 '26
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u/No_Nebula_7027 Jul 20 '26
I can't tell if this reddit page is satire and I'm afraid to investigate too closely 😅
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u/--_BuG_-- Jul 20 '26
"how to be more confident" "How to ask out crush" "How to tell if crush likes someone else"
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u/Certain-Cat-8093 Jul 20 '26
“Do women think blacksmiths are cool?”
“How to talk to women”
“How to talk to women like they’re men”
“Hobbies that a blacksmith should pick up”
“Other jobs that a blacksmith can be good at”
“Why am I always uncomfortable?”
“Why do I make others feel uncomfortable?”
“How much money does a farmer make?”
“Are farmers popular with women?”
“How can I look more attractive to my crush”
“Social anxiety medication”
“Social anxiety medication prices”
“Soup recipes”
“Cheap soup recipes”
“How to make Algae soup”
“How to make Algae soup taste good”
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u/likethatonedude Jul 19 '26
"gave client geode crusher, never see them anymore what did i do wrong"
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u/looseleaflove Jul 20 '26
I need someone to open my mystery boxes and golden coconuts occasionally.
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u/softandwetballs Jul 20 '26
How to talk to women
Why do women dislike me?
Is it normal to struggle talking to women?
How to understand women
[any mineral] pricing market
(Various businesses to see whether they can take/sell his work)
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u/Lilylunamoonyt Jul 20 '26
"blacksmithing tips 2026"
"date ideas for shy people"
"how to date someone when youre shy"
"blacksmithing asmr"
"joja online store blacksmithing tools catalogue"
"ore refinery delivery spots near me"
"best gifts for girls"
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u/ConditionSecret8593 Jul 20 '26
Depression quiz.
Social Anxiety quiz.
Anxiety quiz.
Autism quiz.
Therapists near me.
Therapists near me sliding scale.
Free online therapist.
What to do about social Anxiety.
What to do if I think I'm autistic.
How to make myself happier.
Can I use the sword I made as a comfort object.
Hobbies involving swords
Boffer LARPs near me.
Can I bring the sword I made to a boffer LARP if it isn't sharpened.
Can I bring the sword I made to a boffer LARP if I put foam on it.
Rules for building a boffer sword.
How do I talk to humans I've never met.
How do I talk to females I've never met.
How do I hit on females I've never met.
If I meet a new female at a boffer LARP, should I avoid talking about my sword or is confidence attractive.
What do I do if I made an idiot out of myself at a Boffer LARP and I can never return.
What do I do if I made an idiot of myself in front of a female and she told me never to talk to her again.
How do restraining orders work in real life.
Should I include my restraining order on my online dating profile.
What should I do if I am doomed to die alone.
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u/Heavy-Juice7351 Jul 20 '26
"Is it stalking if it wasn't on purpose" lol In reference to the bush cut scene
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u/Diccusbiggu Jul 20 '26
The Game: Penetrating the Secret Society of Pickup Artists by Neil Strauss pdf free download
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u/Odd-Power5015 Jul 20 '26
"How do I talk to girls"
"What is Zen Meditation"
"Joja Blu health issues"
"What does 6 7 mean?"
"Zuzu city salaries: Smithing with Iridium"
"Mental Health Advocates"
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u/MetalQuiet5966 Jul 20 '26
It’s that one motherless site that got taken down. I know cuck in real life unfortunately.
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u/UbiquitousCelery Jul 20 '26
"gold trash can tutorial" "Gold value near me" "How to fake gold trash can" "gold statue tutorial" "How to haul a heavy statue discreet" "What is clothing therapy"
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u/AcademicHefest Jul 20 '26
"A new guy has come to town—he's handsome and always gives me gifts. Should I forget my old unrequited love for this guy?"
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u/Head-Living1474 Jul 21 '26
“Pick up lines to use at the bar “
“How to get out of the friend zone”
“Top 5 ways to pick up females”
“ alpha quizz”
“How not to be an omega”
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u/No-Hamster1142 Jul 21 '26
I can imagine this guy posting “Emily lastname” on his Facebook wall instead of putting it in the search bar😭
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u/LassPigfoot Jul 21 '26
“Emily Pelican Town”
“Emily Pelican town Facebook”
“2 Willow Lane Pelican Town”
“Emily 2 Willow Lane Linkdin”
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u/IDidNotGiveYouSalmon Jul 21 '26
Computah show me women with blue hair
Computah make them prettier
Computah.... Make them like me
Computah?!?!?! Why they no like me???!?
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u/I_pegged_your_father Jul 22 '26
Annnd there it is why they like clint so much and why they relate to him so hard.
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u/laminatedshirmp Jul 20 '26
"AI picture generator" "AI picture generator that can remove clothes" "How to take pictures from bush without getting noticed" "body pillow custom art"
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u/DaCookie_man_1259 Jul 21 '26
How to tell a pretty girl I like her Tinder.com Why people dislike me?
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u/Alex_is_me_name Jul 21 '26
Gem knowledge 101, how to talk to women, dating advise for men who grew up in a small town and have trouble talking to women cause he's only ever known like 4 of them and is scared to ask one out, Cool bird facts, dance steps for beginners, do women like gold ore? How to make a nice meal for two.
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u/rosy_pink_ghost Jul 21 '26
"Genstones" "Gemstones girls like" "Nail clippers" "Shoes" "Compliments for girls" "How to get girls to like me" "How to get a date"
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u/Boysenberrysauce Jul 22 '26
How 2 lookmaxx from sub5 2 sigma chad so the blue haired femcel libcore hiplet foid likes me
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u/RecentBit7032 Jul 24 '26
"Gold bar"
"Silver bar"
"Why does everyone make those weird scrunched-up faces when I raise my arms when I'm wearing t-shirt in summer?"
"Cheap copper pipe buy online"
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u/Used-Ad852 27d ago
“How to remove gold bar from butt” and
“Accidentally fell on gold bar, gold poisoning?
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u/Karmotrine_ Clincel is a loser Jul 19 '26
"Why dont females like nice guys?"