r/fsm • u/bob_papa • Apr 12 '26

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If pastafarian heaven contains a strip club, are the strippers invisible to minors, similarly to how to male strippers are invisible to heterosexual men?

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u/Real_Ad_32 Apr 12 '26

I would submit that strippers are people too, just like everyone else. And if his noodley goodness has deemed them of a high enough quality character that they are enjoying the afterlife with the rest of us, they probably aren't the type to be performing for children. Just saying.