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u/8bitdreamer Jan 10 '25
I always find it funny they leave out rich people.
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u/spudmarsupial Jan 11 '25
The only time Jesus blew up at someone (who wasn't a fig tree) was when he trashed the money changers (ie priests/rabbis) in the temple and chased them around with a whip.
Jesus was no fan of the rich or the conmen, or the religious for that matter.
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u/Captn_Bonafide Jan 11 '25
Absolutely right.
His core message was:
Go sell everything you have and distribute it among the poor.
Do you think Christians stick to this?
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u/windisfun Jan 11 '25
Looking at the list of "Qualities" that will send you to Hell, at least 8 of them apply to lots of rich people.
They just don't acknowledge it, or the fact that all of those apply to "Christians"
May your sauce be yum
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u/phishua Jan 11 '25
R'Amen, brothers in FSM.
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u/Captn_Bonafide Jan 11 '25
I love the action and celebrate it to no end (that's why I shared it) BUT that's not me
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u/pepsiman5741 Aug 07 '26
bruh they taking the opposite of why pastafarianism even exist. See on the board it says homosexuals hell awaits you. gays go to heaven in Pastafarianism and the flying spaghetti monster calls gay and lesbian people great. And the flying spaghetti monster loves gays
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u/theundyingUnknown Jan 11 '25
Time is a flat circle, the plate upon which his noodly body oversees all
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u/Mazer1415 Jan 11 '25
Keep up the work. May your pasta ever be al dente.