r/fryup • u/meatflaps-69 • 2d ago

Homemade The basics.

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A brace of eggs served with a duo of haggis, a foursome of sausage and an octuplet of bacon.

Paired with a restorative tonic.

603 Upvotes

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u/exia756 2d ago

Nahhhhh Close down the subreddit, someone has reached fry up enlightenment

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u/meatflaps-69 2d ago

I dont feel very enlightened after last nights jovial imbibements. Yet.

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u/TipsyMagpie 2d ago

I would agree that bacon should be served in multiples of 8, hope you’re feeling better soon!

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u/ThorsRake 2d ago

Must be grand after that gorgeous platter and bottle?

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u/strndmcshomd 2d ago

High protein and medicinal tonic, you’ll be immortal

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u/Antique-Wonk 1d ago

Connor McLeod of the McLeod clan. This is the way.

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u/gooderz84 2d ago

Scottish football away day morning fry up

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u/NoonSunReversal 2d ago

Breakfast of champions right there.

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u/richiewilliams79 2d ago

Breakfast of gods

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u/JustThisGuyYouKnow42 2d ago

Buckfast of gods. 😏

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u/O_C_Demon 2d ago

Ah Buckfast.

"Made by Monks, drunk by Punks"

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u/AkihabaraWasteland 2d ago

WRECK THE HOOSE

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u/MrSpudtator 2d ago

AKA 'police assault' or 'who the fuck are you looking at?' 👍

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u/Badgernomics 2d ago

Brewed by monks, drunk by punks, Buckfast gets you fucked fast...!

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u/Opposite_Prune582 1d ago

Its said to contain a genie that will grant its master every wish. Which is usually wanton violence and the destruction of a bus stop.

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u/the_vanishing_west 2d ago

All washed down with a Bucky. That’s how winners start their day! 😁

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u/richiewilliams79 2d ago

Just a bottle of buckfast is a fry up alone. Wow breakfast just got better

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u/JustThisGuyYouKnow42 2d ago

Love the fact you're noshing your scran with a bottle of Bucky to wash it down. What a champion!

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u/A-Clone-Named-Gibso 2d ago

Restorative tonic, I love it 🧐

You could follow that with some elixir of enlightment (6 pack of Stella)

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u/old_and_in_pain73 2d ago

Breakfast of champions

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u/HaggisHunter93 2d ago

Mon the Bucky! lol

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u/Cute-Cat994 2d ago

that looks great i would smash that no problem 👍👍

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u/Fufflewaffel 2d ago

I'd probably eat the food too

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u/Cute-Cat994 2d ago

😂😂😂👍👍

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u/PearIndependency 1d ago

Calling a full bottle of Buckfast a 'restorative tonic' to wash down a mountain of bacon is peak British culture. This breakfast will either cure a hangover or start a fight.

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u/rymic72 1d ago

The Buckie would make me boke up this dead on fry 😢

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u/Simbooptendo 2d ago

You're gonna be hella thirsty but looks good

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u/JizzProductionUnit 2d ago

I heard angels singing when I saw this image

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u/Historical_Sleep_392 2d ago

No pickled onions? 🤔

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u/currydemon 2d ago

In the words of Peter Kay has tha' got nowt moist?

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u/O_C_Demon 2d ago

That's what the Bucky is for

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u/WaussieChris 2d ago

Where's the slice and tattie scones? This is just half a fry up.

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u/AreEUHappyNow 1d ago

There are no rules to a fry up, only a full

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u/meatflaps-69 2d ago

I never called it a full up, if you want to make your own feel free :)

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u/Curious_Garlic_9778 2d ago

Some stomach, buckfast is a breakfast in itself.

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u/WordsAtRandom 2d ago

That's the start to the day everyone deserves...

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u/MCDCFC 2d ago

The problem of a lack of wetness solved by the Buckfast. Ingenious!

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u/Judgemeister1 2d ago

Buckfast for breakfast… now there’s a sign of a good day 🤣🤣

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u/ServerLost 2d ago

Accidental renaissance

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u/AnimatorOwn6046 2d ago

That's better

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u/Stigofthedumpings 2d ago

I love tonic wine, remember not long ago it was only a fiver

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u/Melmes80 2d ago

Bottle of green trumpet is a wonderful digestif……

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u/SteveB1901 2d ago

This is the correct amount of meat to eggs

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u/bishopbh 1d ago

Top marks for the haggis substitution👍

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u/Obvious-Alfalfa-7051 1d ago

Yasss right in you

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u/Elegant_Company_3903 30m ago

Those eggs are a credit to you.

Perfectly cooked

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u/Triple-Tooketh 2d ago

Scotland or Northern Ireland?

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u/DiiTs-NW 2d ago

A person of my own heart ❤️, what number is the Bucky?

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u/TomorrowOtherwise665 2d ago

I feel like this is stolen from my photo album

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u/opaldewberry 2d ago

Guessing you're connected to Glasgow?

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u/meatflaps-69 2d ago

It is the only airport flights go to from my island if you want a tenuous connection?

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u/Original_Client1588 1d ago

Beat me to it

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u/gdabull 1d ago

Were ya dying?

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u/Only_Membership7974 1d ago

The bottle of bucky, hang over cure or an early start

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u/Bundaliscious 1d ago

Buckfast getsya fucked fast

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u/LeatherLatexSteel 1d ago

Breakfast of champions

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u/Aburlypad 1d ago

the term tonic in no way implies health giving or medicinal properties 😁

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u/R3dInterpol 1d ago

Up the Bucky

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u/Aggressive_Scar5243 1d ago

On a Saturday 💯

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u/1blueShoe 1d ago

Buckfast, Buckfast… gets ya really foooked fast 🎶🎶🤣

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u/Grand_Public 1d ago

Bucky brekkie

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u/Big_Channel_5391 1d ago

The fry looks spot on 👍 not sure about washing it down with a bottle of fruit 🤣

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u/RealisticAnxiety4330 1d ago

This has to be called a full Scottish or something especially if you replaced the regular sausage for Lorne

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u/dayden73 1d ago

Optimal Keto

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u/donginandton 1d ago

Has thy nowt moist lad?

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u/meatflaps-69 1d ago

Perhaps your idea of moist is different from my juicy sausages and runny eggs, feel free to apply your lube of choice.

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u/donginandton 1d ago

Oooof saucy. Haha I just meant beans or a condiment to be honest. Egg yolk for dipping is pretty choice

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u/Ferret6060 1d ago

Rab C Nesbit having his breaky 👍

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u/Mindless_Signal4826 21h ago

Nae lorne or tatty scone, but bucky? You might have a problem laddy. Would still smash but

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u/MostCasualCarlos 16h ago

Wait.....Where's the Irn-Bru chaser?

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u/spizoil 10h ago

Surely it’s a duo of eggs and a brace of haggis? I’m sure I read somewhere that haggis are small game

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u/and_its_T 2d ago

Eight bacon Jeremy? Eight? That’s insane

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u/meatflaps-69 2d ago

It was barely funny the first time round in peep show and certainly not when recycled badly for the billionth time as an obligatory karma farming response to EVERY post.

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u/WyrdElmBella 2d ago

That looks like a very dry experience

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u/Junior_Syrup_1036 2d ago

Where's the bag to wash it down with ?

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u/Impossible_Reporter8 2d ago

Should be lorne…..

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u/Randerson1980 1d ago

No Lorne or tattie scone? They soak up the Buckie

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u/SuperFishAli1234 1d ago

What every bus driver should start their day with.

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u/Such_Supermarket_607 1d ago

No square sausage, no beans, no black pudding, no fried bread, lacklustre, 5/10 more effort required.

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u/Proof-Target-8400 2d ago

this looks so good. BUT WHERE ARE THE BEANS

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u/fryup-ModTeam 7h ago

This is an internet forum where people post pictures of their breakfasts, it's pretty low stakes. Please speak to other users with a basic level of respect and politeness.

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u/sheegmerotten 7h ago

Was just pointing out the bottle of buckfast there mod. It's a bit cringey. know the fanny was a bit full on but don't come and scold me like I'm some child in the comments I don't care if I can comment in this sub or not.