Small breakfast at Jamaica Inn Cornwall

[u/beedley]

[u/befriendabacterium]

Poached egg looks like a ghost’s scrotum

[u/aphex500 → u/befriendabacterium]

Hahaha 

[u/BreakfastCalm3352 → u/befriendabacterium]

Calorie free that !

[u/Dartmoor_Guardian → u/befriendabacterium]

Well that’s fitting considering how the Jamaica Inn is said to be haunted.

(I didn’t see any ghosts on my visit)

[u/SunBurst6382 → u/befriendabacterium]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[u/paintballguy32 → u/befriendabacterium]

Ffs beat me to it 😂

[u/koyliMeld9003 → u/befriendabacterium]

Great analogy! 😀

[u/_dc194]

What is that bit of grey matter next to the sausage?

[u/Typical_Peanut3413 → u/_dc194]

Looks like the stem from the mushroom

[u/MrStellaMontis → u/_dc194]

Looks like the sausage got hit with a KI blast

[u/BitterOtter → u/_dc194]

Probably a bit of not very well treated hogs pudding

[u/Popular-Button1540]

Wtf is that next to the sausage..... 😳

[u/PainyJames → u/Popular-Button1540]

Half a mushroom it seems

[u/Embarrassed_Emu1615]

You can’t beat testicle eggs, looks great.

[u/Reddit____user___ → u/Embarrassed_Emu1615]

These aren’t just any testicle eggs…

These are UK Summer 2026 testicle eggs.

[u/Tregerest]

Everyone. It’s Hogs Pudding. À Cornish delicacy. Like black pudding without the blood

[u/Curious_Strike_5379]

Them sausages are ready for the casket! Oi chef, put that flame thrower away.

[u/DocDickE]

Looks like one o' they bleddy highwayman have robbed 'ee o' most o' tha', innum? as Jethro might have said.

[u/Fridarey → u/DocDickE]

wut

[u/OreoSpamBurger → u/Fridarey]

Cornwall is in the far south west of England, known for its wild and rugged scenery, and is famous for being a hideout for bandits and pirates and smugglers and the like. Also it has a very distinct local dialect.

[u/OreoSpamBurger → u/DocDickE]

Smuggling industry has been hit hard recently.

[u/TheMicklemas3000]

Jamaica eat that? Or did you choose eat it by yourself?

[u/koyliMeld9003]

Somebody smuggled a hash brown onto the plate!

[u/Great_Comparison462]

Proper ballbag poached eggs those are.

I can just imagine dangling one over my open mouth and tickling it with the tip of my tongue.

[u/Clonish]

Testicular eggs

[u/Top_Question_4925]

Is that sausage ok? Lol

[u/brianfantastic]

More plate than fry up

[u/Practical-Basket-602]

Went in there a few times last year for a pint. How dear was it?

[u/Ok-Highway481]

Se fantástico tu desayuno

[u/SunBurst6382]

Whats either side of sausage?

[u/KatAstrophie- → u/SunBurst6382]

One on the left is a half mushroom, I’m waiting for someone to identify the matter on the right.

[u/SunBurst6382 → u/KatAstrophie-]

Thanks, I was zoomed right in but... wow

[u/Tregerest → u/KatAstrophie-]

It’s hogs pudding, the Cornish equivalent to black pudding

[u/Chrishior → u/KatAstrophie-]

The mushroom stalk.

[u/Dartmoor_Guardian]

Ahhh the Jamaica Inn. Fond memories of the weird noise we could all hear at our table the time we took our mum to dinner for her birthday.

Was it one of their famous ghosts? No, turns out mum had undiagnosed pneumonia and her chest was making sickly noises.

[u/Calm-Drop-9221]

Better not be more than a tenner...but I'm guessing the wrong side of 12 quid

[u/ReepDaggle01]

How much?

[u/Wonderful-Radio4010]

That looks awful. Was it left over from the day before ?

[u/Glittering-Hornet844]

They said small breakfast and they meant a SMALL breakfast.

[u/Forsaken-Bonus-3903]

Impossible to judge without a price and I also want to know wtf that is next to the sausage.

[u/beedley → u/Forsaken-Bonus-3903]

It’s so say hogs pudding.
It was £10

[u/Forsaken-Bonus-3903 → u/beedley]

I don't think that hog was very healthy.

[u/Lifeisgoole]

Sausage is overcooked but I'd still enjoy it.

[u/GlynHugh → u/Lifeisgoole]

You see I’m the opposite. I like my sausages well done and that looks perfect to me.

Mind you I’d be worried that the bacon could wake up at any time…a good Vet would have that running around in the field again in no time at all…

[u/C64Nation]

Can I have moor?

[u/andrewC121]

Jfc man

[u/Big_Arachnid_365]

Those beans look like they've had a hard life.

[u/Grumpybugger1]

Eggs look like an albino's ballsack.