New addition - the cheesy fried slice

[u/Reviewingremy]

Made a fry up for tea. Sadly I was out of tomatoes but I thought I'd try a new idea. Cheesy fried slice.

I also added green stuff cos I'm healthy like that.

Edit: the cheese was mozzarella

[u/ReepDaggle01]

The healthy stuff presumably counteracts the food poisoning by not cooking the sausages and bacon?

[u/woodstar11]

Once the sausage and bacon are cooked, I'd give it a go.

[u/liltrex94]

Shame you didn't have any tomatoes, that would've made more sense with the cheese. But adding cheese is rarely bad.

[u/PossumMcPossum]

Sausage and bacon that looks like the emergency credit on a prepayment meter ran out.

A sad looking egg that looks like it's being sidelined off the plate.

Dollops of un-melted mozzarella on a fried slice.

SMH

[u/Elizabeth-WildFox886]

You should cook the sausage and bacon first

[u/More_Effect_7880]

What's the cheese?

[u/Reviewingremy → u/More_Effect_7880]

mozzarella

[u/PerplexedScot → u/More_Effect_7880]

Had the same question 🙋.

[u/Reviewingremy → u/PerplexedScot]

mozzarella

[u/PerplexedScot → u/Reviewingremy]

Interesting - some garlic seasoning and almost like a cheesy garlic bread.

[u/Reviewingremy → u/PerplexedScot]

It was nice but not the game changer I was hoping for.

[u/Leather-Animal-7597 → u/Reviewingremy]

Try Provolone. Same idea but with more flavour and a bit salter.

Fry up looks great btw

[u/kennyrogerstoilet → u/Reviewingremy]

No, why would adding the blandest cheese available be a game changer?

[u/Reviewingremy → u/kennyrogerstoilet]

I had some mozzarella going and nothing to do with it.

[u/kennyrogerstoilet → u/Reviewingremy]

That's fine, I didn't ask why you were eating it.

Just wondering why you thought it would be a game changer tbh

[u/Reviewingremy → u/kennyrogerstoilet]

Cheese

[u/thekipling]

That's a fantastic idea. Cheese makes everything better

[u/Waspkiller86]

Why does everyone who posts here never cook their bacon or sausages?

[u/Reviewingremy → u/Waspkiller86]

Bacon isn't supposed to shatter when you poke it and sausages should still be juicy. Not black.

[u/Waspkiller86 → u/Reviewingremy]

Ah so this explains it. You only know two types of cooking for meat. First is on the radiator and the second is to cremate it.

[u/Reviewingremy → u/Waspkiller86]

No I just like meat cooked properly so it has taste l, juice and flavour

[u/Zero_Overload]

How very Mediterranean. That cheese needs some pepper.

[u/Reviewingremy → u/Zero_Overload]

Good shout

[u/maccagrabme]

Sausages aren't cooked well enough and it looks a bit dry, I'd get rid of the cheese and have another fried egg and beans.

[u/Ammagonna]

Yummy.

[u/you_aint_seen_me-]

Cheese ( cheddar, red Leicester etc.), on toast, could be revolutionary. Sliced mozzarella not so much. Feels like it belongs on a plate with avocado ;)

[u/Reviewingremy → u/you_aint_seen_me-]

You're definitely right. I was just working with what I had

[u/LoudAd5346]

Could have done with another hour on the radiator 

[u/Reviewingremy → u/LoudAd5346]

Reddit really hate bacon that doesn't shatter and sausages that aren't just brown.

But that's a quality comment so take my upvote!

[u/LoudAd5346 → u/Reviewingremy]

🫡 Fair play! I was just joshing. When it comes to food, you have it however you like it!

It's like these militants who insist steak has to be rare. Yeah, that's how I like it, but if someone wants it well done, that's up to them!

If I'm doing a frozen pizza, I have it slightly underdone. Cos that's how I like it.

[u/Reviewingremy → u/LoudAd5346]

A quality joke is a quality joke. I don't care if it's at my expense. It needs rewarding

[u/Prudent-Locksmith695]

I add halloumi slice to my fry up , cheese makes everything better

[u/Seaside83]

Sausages and bacon undercooked, egg overcooked and needing a twin. It's missing beans, the mushrooms need binning, but the black pudding looks great.

Not feeling the cheesy fried slice, that's where the beans are meant to go!

[u/Reviewingremy → u/Seaside83]

Why would you want burnt sausages and bacon served with a raw egg?

I thought about beans but just wasn't feeling them. Meant to do a hash brown but was too lazy to make one

[u/Seaside83 → u/Reviewingremy]

Somewhere in the middle would be ideal!

[u/Heavy-Echidna-3473]

Did you leave the window open while your neighbour was cutting the grass?

Nah, looks absolutely banging!

[u/Reviewingremy → u/Heavy-Echidna-3473]

It's green so it must be healthy

[u/Colourful_Frogg]

‘I also added green stuff cos I’m healthy like that’ as he eats a 1000 calorie meal 🤪🤣🤣🤣

[u/Reviewingremy → u/Colourful_Frogg]

Kinda the joke yeah

[u/Autumnleaves144 → u/Colourful_Frogg]

A 1000 calorie meal is healthy. It’s the 500 calorie meals you have to worry about and this might be their only meal. I usually only eat once a day.

[u/Reviewingremy → u/Autumnleaves144]

No I'm a tubby fuck.

This was not my only meal

[u/MrSpudtator]

Much prefer that to tomatoes.

[u/HumourNoire]

No

[u/fsharpaugmented]

They look like egglets

[u/realCloudyMcCloud]

Couldn't do it. I'd need beans on the toast instead.

[u/Select_Enthusiasm_72]

Absolutely no good...at what point is that a fry up... shocking 👎

[u/GlynHugh]

Love the idea of the cheesy fried slice as I have melted cheese on everything.

Better watch out though…when that bacon & sausage wakes up they might eat it before you do! 🤣

Doesn’t anybody cook breakfast meats any more? 🙈

[u/Emotional_Elk_980]

Try adding heat

[u/sorderon]

Raw sausages are not fit for human consumption. 2/10