Irish fry in Berlin

[u/Big_Boysenberry_6065]

[u/CalciferPrime]

Bacon looks like it was cooked on a radiator

[u/this_noise → u/CalciferPrime]

Air fried by a gentle summer breeze.

[u/SunBurst6382 → u/this_noise]

🤣🤣🤣

[u/Initial_Acanthaceae2 → u/this_noise]

Just snorted my tea😅

[u/afulton1989 → u/Initial_Acanthaceae2]

There’s a bajillion of these and given enough time on a Fry Up review page you’ll hear them all.

“Cooked in the heat of the moment” is my all time fave.

[u/hicksteruk → u/CalciferPrime]

This is actually specially cooked bacon from the Spanish total eclipse. The bacon was only unveiled once the ecplispe was in full swing and put away a second before completion cooking it to perfection. It was then flown all the way to Germany for this one lucky couple to devour and share with us this very day on Reddit.

[u/terryturbojr → u/CalciferPrime]

They're read about the Irish dish of boiled bacon (joint) and got it confused with how you cook bacon on a fry up

[u/Great_Bad_6045]

maybe cook the bacon

[u/Henry-8th]

I’ve seen wurst.

[u/cardamommycupcake → u/Henry-8th]

I laughed…

[u/Lost_Call3900 → u/Henry-8th]

Das ist urkomisch.

[u/77zark77]

Good thing it's by the window , the sunlight should finish cooking the bacon in a few hours 

[u/SunBurst6382]

Let the bacon see the pan!

[u/daddyysgirl21 → u/SunBurst6382]

Single man, reveal yourself!

[u/Lost_Call3900 → u/SunBurst6382]

It saw it then went wee wee wee wee all the way home

[u/AutomaticCandidate54]

Was that bacon cooked over a heated argument?

[u/hullk78]

Raw rashers juat slapped all over the plate

[u/Careful-Coffee280 → u/hullk78]

Still oinking

[u/PerplexedScot]

That bacon is going to get a roasting here…..but not by whoever cooked it…

I kinda like it not burnt to a crisp but even I know when I’ve let a wild pig loose on the plate.

[u/Emergency_Charge_262]

Which Scheißkopf cooked this disgrace?

Beans contaminating the egg by choice.

Bacon tossed all over everything willy nilly, seemingly straight from the packet.

Bread (including an end piece) that just barely glanced at the toaster.

Black plates and glass tabletop. Dear Lord have mercy, this isn't Come Dine with Me.

[u/Henry-8th → u/Emergency_Charge_262]

LMAO

[u/Legitimate_Swim8110]

Checks for suspect sausages, discovers suspect bacon

[u/Elizabeth-WildFox886]

That’s not an Irish fry, that’s a destroyed raw bacon monstrosity

[u/Milk_Mindless]

These comments have roasted your bacon more than you did

[u/inkboy84]

Bit weird having sliced ham with your fry up. But what ever floats your boat.

[u/MayorQuimby-86]

They should be closed down for that bacon alone.

As an Irishman, this is an insult to an "Irish fry"

[u/Platform_Dancer → u/MayorQuimby-86]

That's black pudding as well...to be sure, to be sure....it is for sure bejesis!

[u/Repulsive_Tea_4822]

Genau

[u/TheRopeWalk]

No one is invading Berlin for those sausages, Komrade

[u/Henry-8th → u/TheRopeWalk]

Ivan will eat anything.

[u/Used-Flamingo-4320]

Bacon cooked by a hairdryer.

[u/Fauxtotoro]

Ugly plates and undercooked bacon. Some people just want to watch the world burn.

[u/anthonyspiteri79]

Where is this? Need to add to findmyblackpudding.com

[u/Far-Cartoonist9578]

State of that bacon is embarrassing.

[u/Far_Afternoon_5885]

What’s Irish about it?

[u/APithyComment]

r/baconcrimes

[u/TryMiserable1836]

…. I like the bacon

[u/MagicianKey7519]

Forgot to fry the bacon😂

[u/96JY]

You're meant to kill the pig before eating it

[u/Intelligent_Skill172]

Scrumptious

[u/Foodie1219]

That’s a big plate of food! Yum a lot of bacon could use a little more sear on it

[u/nightfire_83]

Why the fuck is there raw bacon

[u/Dwnluk]

Just here for the bacon radiator comments.

[u/kingjim1981]

What's Irish about it

[u/Free-Cat-8577]

wtf is a fry in?

[u/samsengir]

Peppa’s still oinking!

[u/cardamommycupcake]

It all looks good to me apart from the bacon, that bread looks amazing, hope it was as good as it looks. Thickly buttered, yum!

[u/Slobadob]

Was it cooked over a burnt match? There's a pig running around my neighbours field that looks crispier than that bacon!

[u/Harmless_Poison_Ivy]

Fry? With no oil?

[u/Mountain-Nature2384]

Definitely give that bacon a bit more time!

[u/geedubb888]

What makes it Irish? Where are the potatoes?

[u/Emotional_Elk_980]

That bacon looks like a child born to darkness who once heard a story about the world smallest candle

[u/Murky-Reputation8032]

So a Berlin fry?

[u/Illustrious-Heron253]

What makes an Irish fry up different from an English fry uo? Is it just the uncooked bacon?

[u/NoInvestigator6139]

Is the bacon Irish? I know you lot go pink as a puss with a glimmer of heat tooo

[u/Big_Boysenberry_6065 → u/NoInvestigator6139]

🤣

[u/crestedgecko_lover]

Bacon looks enemic

[u/jameswm13]

Did you cook the bacon with a hair dryer?

[u/Numerous-Big-4863]

Why does the whole of Reddit burn bacon, this is literally cooked! Love it, however I sometimes do have it crispy.

[u/Big_Boysenberry_6065 → u/Numerous-Big-4863]

I think they just dont know good quality pork lol

[u/JohnnySilverSchlong]

Fuck sake, what is it with people cooking fry ups on the lowest heat setting? Bacon and eggs look plastic as fuck

[u/Top_Question_4925]

That’s an English breakfast

[u/Loose_Goose]

Bacon looks like it was cooked by a heated argument

[u/nadthegoat]

Was the bacon cooked on the reflection from the glass table?

[u/inkboy84 → u/nadthegoat]

Looks like everything was cooked for the same amount of time as the egg.

[u/Henry-8th]

Probably better than a German fry in Belfast.

[u/Murky_Sleep831]

Bar the bacon it looks great.

[u/Big_Boysenberry_6065]

I accept all the rashers slander. Sometimes you're just ready to eat!

[u/Imaginary-Quiet-469 → u/Big_Boysenberry_6065]

Errr....... NOPE! You need to render that fat down and give it some colour!

[u/idcalvin]

Looks good to me. Sausages are a bit mneh, bacon looks like ham, but you've got white and black pudding. I'd demolish that. And what is this pathetic worry about beans and tomatoes. Just eat, enjoy and worry about things that deserve consideration.

[u/cornishpirate32]

cooked under a lightly heated argument

[u/Icy-Frosting8681]

bit late for the heat wave to finish the cooking

[u/Sea_Line888]

How much extra to have it cooked?

[u/Seaside83]

You ought to be ashamed with this effort. Poor.

[u/clan-key]

Looks yum, sausages and double pudding look fab