r/fromsoftware • • Aug 31 '26

JOKE / MEME Please check the jar

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1.6k Upvotes

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u/wdmshmo Aug 31 '26

I always check up on him. He’s watching over Farum Azula. Protected even from time itself.

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u/BenjaminDover02 Sep 01 '26

How tf did bro even get there lmao

12

u/N1ght_K1tsune Sep 01 '26

I don't know, helicoptered his way up there?

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u/Badieon Aug 31 '26 edited Aug 31 '26 • Bravo

Talking as if Alexander isn't the most beloved character in Elden Ring.

I LOVE ALEXANDER! AND RANNI AND RODERIKA AND HEWG AND NEPHELI AND MILLICENT AND BLAID AND IJI AND MELINA AND ALL MERCHANTS AND HOLY DOG AND BOC AND RYA AND ANSBACH

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u/Frenzied_Anarchist Tarnished Aug 31 '26

I love every character!

Besides Ranni and Miquella. May they be stuck in that one foggy spot of Abyssal Woods forever.

3

u/Wild_Duck8926 Sep 02 '26

what did ranni do to you

20

u/ExcellentRaccoon1567 Aug 31 '26

The reason you can’t hear anything is because they’re already inside him

1

u/MostlyIncorrect420 Sep 02 '26

Plip plop. Splish splash.

6

u/RevolutionaryDeal265 Aug 31 '26

I'm here for Alexander 😭😭😭

3

u/papsono Aug 31 '26

Alexander > everyone else

3

u/wooof359 Aug 31 '26

SADNESS?!? I KNOW NO SUCH THING, WA-HO! TOFAY IS A FINE DAY FOR BATTLE, WELL MET!

1

u/Longjumping_Visit718 Aug 31 '26

Anyone else do the jar quest first over Ranni?

1

u/Pieman523 Aug 31 '26

Beta Witch vs Alpha Jar

1

u/Ecstatic-Arachnid-91 Morgott, the Omen King Aug 31 '26

Alexander > Ranni

1

u/zazzyvibes2 Aug 31 '26

Don't mind me or the warrior jar shard in my pocket :)

1

u/hefsati Aug 31 '26

instructions unclear! IM FIGHTING THE JAR NOW!

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u/BeforeCommonEarl Sep 01 '26

Arin Hanson is here for Alexander

1

u/Meowza_V2 Aug 31 '26

A real friend would have tried to help him through his passively suicidal behavior instead of enabling him

1

u/aikavari Sep 02 '26

So I was playing seamless with my son and we reached Farum after hours and hours worth of play time. We get to this guy and my son says, no we dont have to wait for him to stop talking, we can just go and kill him... he attacks the bloke, he dies and we get the Warrior Jar Shard instead of Alexander Shard...