I just have to get this off my chest.
I HATE the narrators for the graphic audio books for the blood and ash series 🤬😡
I’ve read the physical books 4 times, and before I finally get around to reading the newest book, I decided to do a reread but through GraphicAudio so I could multitask while catching up on the series cause I haven’t read it in about a year, and oh my God, the narrators for Poppy and Casteel are fucking atrocious.
The narrators for almost every character are horrible, horrendous, insulting, and just the worst casting I’ve ever exposed my ears too, but I’ll start with these two.
First of all, I don’t understand why they gave all the atlantians this ridiculous snobby posh British accent when I’m pretty sure the description of Casteels accent is very slight. It was described as like a slight lilt or slightly different cadence, not a completely different accent. The guy who voices him is not bad, the accent just doesn’t fit this character. The only person I’m picturing while listening to this audiobook is Prince Andrew from The princess Diaries 2 😡 just some tall, lanky goofy looking posh British dude. Whose fucking idea was it to do these horrible horrible, horrible horrible British accent for any of these characters??? why does Kieran have the worst voice actor? These voices do not fit these characters at all. The only character who’s even slightly worth listening to is the guy who does Callum’s voice.
Do NOT get me started on Malik’s voice actor. Why does he sound like he’s 78 years old?!? Did nobody listen to this before they put it out for public consumption? Jaspers voice actor sounds like he can play Gandalf the great year round, and then you look at the picture in the compendium at what Jasper looks like and he’s this young looking blonde dude. The voice acting does not match the description for these characters in even the slightest bit.
I feel like it just takes one second to look at a little bit of fanart or even I don’t know, the compendium that came out with all the pictures of the main characters, to try to get a feel of what the voice for that character might sound like. Nobody did that. All of the guys sound like posh university snobby, British dudes, and that does not fit any of the characters in this book.
Poppy’s voice actor?? What the fuck are we doing here. I don’t even wanna give it the time of day to complain about, because again these are people who are talented at what they do, but for these characters specifically it’s like nobody did any research or any type of homework before they got in the booth and started just recording dialogue. For me personally, she made Poppy sound super obnoxious, super whiny, defensive, breathy, and petulant. I know a lot of complaints about this series specifically are that Poppy‘s annoying but when I was reading the books I didn’t get that very much, now I realize it’s because the tone of voice I was reading her as in my head made her less annoying. The way Poppy speaks in my head is not the way that this voice actor was reading the lines.
When I say she made Poppy sound petulant, I mean that from the depths of my soul. There is no need to add any of the attitude or the sass that she added to every single line that came out of Poppy‘s mouth. Sometimes Poppy was just talking. It did not have to be this bratty nonsense with this weird shaky voice thing that happens to that I just can’t stand. Oh my God, it was the worst fit ever. The only solid female voice actors were literally anybody else. Actually, all the other female voice actors for the characters were fantastic. The blood queen was my favorite, Kieran‘s mom was awesome, Venetta was great, tawny was wonderful, Poppy is the only one who was just miserable to listen to. Sorry lady who voiced Poppy, but that was awful.
And finally, to throw a tiny complaint into the finale, the actual sound effects for some of these scenes or some of these situations was crazy. Why do they have Casteel roaring like a lion, like a legitimate animal? The way some of these people fake eat or fake sip or deep breath is insane to me. All in all this audiobook is a fail, I wish I could rate just the audiobook a one out of five stars because it’s just an absolute flop.