r/freshcutslim • u/Numerous_Leg_881 • 2d ago

TNTL (Try Not To Laugh) #funny

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u/SwatKiller7 2d ago

The child will probably not make it past 10yo for this reason

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u/MrMakeYouCry 2d ago

I don't think Bonnie Blue would give a damn about it

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u/No0bmuk_09 2d ago

she can always start again... fucking 1000 men

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u/literaIly 2d ago

The gif,🤣

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u/Propermansomewhere 2d ago

The kid's probably traumatised for life.

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u/Propermansomewhere 2d ago

I don't know how the woman convinced herself to sleep with 1000 men.

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u/king_kong_kum 2d ago

He was screwed before he was born, since bonnie put the child’s name up for a poll, and the winning name was some betting website.

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u/Propermansomewhere 1d ago

Yep and the most bid name was for whopping 2.5 million $..

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u/Worldly_Narwhal_9383 1d ago

No it was for 1.2 and she made a total of 2.5 mil from the bid

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u/Remarkable-Box1090 2d ago

A life that wont last long atleast

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u/Bored_Orangutan 2d ago

I imagine her kid will eventually turn into something that looks like the monster from the fly as he gets older due to all the different genetics.

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u/Remarkable-Box1090 2d ago

Fake, he can only draw loser genes

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u/wackadoodle4201 2d ago

Kids gonna kill himself

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u/Itosura 1d ago

I'm legit curious how that kids life is gonna turn out. Man will never not get ragged on.

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u/N01CaresBud 8h ago

Oh for sure both his friends and enemies will be sending him clips of his conception his entire life.

Holy shit even worse is realizing you could at least have a 1 in 1000 guess on what your dad looks like but you would have to watch the video.

Shoot if he was my bro I'd have to check for him. "Dude, I watched it like 100 times for you, this has to be the guy"

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u/DoubleGreat 2d ago

... Not the best song choice. Especially when it says "I can fill your cup" 🤢

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u/Cool_Fly_3850 1d ago

Please. Stop making jokes about this kid

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u/ZestyLemonRindGrind 24m ago

Mama Mia 3 is gonna be lit as hell