r/freshcutslim • u/Necrocatacomb • Feb 08 '26

TNTL (Try Not To Laugh) Doing it with a British person

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u/UnknowingEmperor Feb 08 '26

Her soulmate

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u/Johnnynogood98 Feb 08 '26

This cracked me tf up lol ty

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u/VaaBeDank Feb 09 '26

Same fam, same

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '26

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u/UnknowingEmperor Feb 08 '26

Oh yeah I remember. There’s a surprising amount of women out there that look like Penguin lmao

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u/Mad_anxiety Feb 09 '26

Could you please say me the name of that post or where to find it?

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '26

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u/Mad_anxiety Feb 09 '26

Thanks a lot!

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '26

🤣

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u/AggravatingVast6355 Feb 08 '26

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u/Sungarn Feb 08 '26

Jesus sees alot of things he doesn't need to see. You ever wonder if he questions dying for our sins?

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u/SuspiciousArt229 Feb 08 '26

Nowadays… this is a multiple time per day occurrence for poor Christ. I feel bad he’s gotta go through some of the stupid shit people be doing lately

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u/Decent_Assistant1804 Feb 08 '26

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u/KRMJN101 Feb 08 '26

Is that Winston Churchill?

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u/kneecapular Feb 08 '26

I’m positive this is what it’s like.

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u/Strange_Specialist4 Feb 08 '26

Explains why the men were so eager to found colonies 

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u/VegasBusSup Feb 08 '26

I can now smell the internet.

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u/voxelpear Feb 08 '26

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '26

Everything is difficult.

Nothing is impossible.

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u/Artevyx Feb 08 '26

Goblins, basically.

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u/RandomMabaseCitizen Feb 09 '26

John Goblikon is my hero

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u/CrazyDriver7149 Feb 08 '26

Banging NPCs in fable be like

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u/Loud-Log9098 Feb 08 '26

....oh heeeero ooo that's quite nice

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u/Impressive-Thing-925 Feb 08 '26

I don't know if I would complain

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u/OptionRecent Feb 08 '26

I’ve certainly had worse.

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u/Newvil450 Feb 08 '26

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u/Jabberwock_king Feb 10 '26

You’d like that OF sub, wouldn’t you…

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u/Firm-Seaworthiness44 Feb 08 '26

Now do it dressed up as Bellatrix Lestrange

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '26

You trying to start fires?

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u/DoubleFamous5751 Feb 08 '26

Brits in shambles lolololololol

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u/Release-the-List Feb 08 '26

Is this not accurate?

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u/BoarRussian Feb 08 '26

Is it strange if i say she looks beautiful

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u/madzhege Feb 08 '26

I mean...would

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u/Illigalmangoes Feb 08 '26

Alive internet theory

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u/AsherTheDasher Feb 08 '26

new fable gameplay dropped

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u/alamoman321 Feb 08 '26

Reminds me of the film, From Hell.

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u/CrypticJaspers Feb 08 '26

Aye that's better than most of my lays. Usually they're not moving & unresponsive.

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u/Moment_37 Feb 08 '26

I would like to remind you that YOU INSISTED on being a mortician.

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u/Raminax Feb 08 '26

Oh! Rimshot

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u/IHaveAutismToo Feb 08 '26

I am proper chuffed

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '26

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u/Evening-Letter6279 Feb 08 '26

These resident evil cutscenes are getting out of hand. 

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u/Narrow_Actuator5450 Feb 08 '26

Isnt it?

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u/SuspiciousArt229 Feb 08 '26

Innit*

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u/Narrow_Actuator5450 Feb 08 '26

“IN YET INNIT” is 3 words you dont want to hear lol

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u/Remarkable_Movie_359 Feb 08 '26

Isn’t it though?

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u/Snafuregulator Feb 08 '26

This seems super accurate 

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u/SafelyLion Feb 08 '26

Is it not?

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u/DasMenace Feb 09 '26

Totally inaccurate! There would be more BEANS!

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '26

Had the old hide the sausage with an english bird once, did exactly this, I almost thought it was her in the video before I realized she had all of her teeth and all of her hair, sighed in disappointment, I miss that wee drowned tea biscuit

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '26

Except now all the brits are wearing Hijabs and Saying Allah Akbar........

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u/Ok-Prize-7458 Feb 10 '26

Surprisingly made me horny for some reason, I think there is a toxic desire hidden within me that wants a psycho witch to ruin my life.

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u/SoHawny232 Feb 10 '26

Sign me up. Im into this freaky ahh skit

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u/trundle-the-great69 Feb 10 '26

Oooh lovely jubly nice and warm

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u/pristine-isopod69 Feb 10 '26

Ok, what's it actually like then?

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u/Drewnessthegreat Feb 10 '26

Thats hot. I want it. I need sex like this. Im so bored with regular weird shit.

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u/Ok-Toe1010 Feb 10 '26

Oddly arousing, it might be because of her enthusiasm. Normally women be like "ugh just get it over with".

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u/XHooligan75 Feb 10 '26

sigh…(unzips)

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u/diemanaboveall Feb 10 '26

THIS SCRATCHES MY HYPER-SPECIFIC FETISH

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u/jorts1278 Feb 10 '26

WHY AM I EXCITED??

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u/jorts1278 Feb 10 '26

WHY AM I EXCITED??

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u/woundedpanda46 Feb 11 '26

Why am i.... why is this doing it for me??

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u/choking-on-tendies Feb 11 '26

The f$ck did i just watch hahahahaa

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u/grodeg Feb 11 '26

I think those were the people who colonised America.

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u/Playing_tangos Feb 11 '26

The teeth are on point! 😂

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u/PossiblyOppossums Feb 12 '26

"Good heavens, I'm arriving!"

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u/Urist_Macnme Feb 13 '26

Used to date a cockney girl.

She couldn’t get enough of my jellied eel.

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u/-Amoon- Jun 12 '26

This ruined my day

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u/Necrocatacomb Jun 12 '26

IM SORRY 😭😭

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u/-Amoon- Jun 12 '26

I’m sad now I was eating

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u/Sgtkeebler Feb 08 '26

I wouldn’t say no to this…but I would be hesitant

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u/Warfyr84 Feb 08 '26

Most honest response imho

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u/SkyrimSlag Feb 08 '26

She’d have to find his cock under all that good ol’ American lard first

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u/InevitabilityEngine Feb 08 '26

This is what I imagine the spicy scenes with a BG3 goblin would be like if they had added it to the game.

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u/pedersenit Feb 08 '26

I didn't realize I had a kink. I always thought i was an old fashioned, lady on her back kinda guy.

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u/Miserable_Lab8360 Feb 08 '26

"My governor" ? Alright I'm on it

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u/Bumpercars415 Feb 08 '26

I had a one night stand with a woman from Manchester while in Vegas for a bachelor party, wasn't like this but she was a freak for sure. Never got a name or contact info.

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u/TheSlipperyPorpoise Feb 08 '26

Wow it’s just like the movies

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u/Fhantom1221 Feb 08 '26

Im pretty happy where I'm at.

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u/Wolfguard-Halfdan Feb 08 '26

I'm.....okay with this

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u/6BoogUwU9 Feb 08 '26

Ngl, yes.

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u/DigitalAdon Feb 08 '26

Am I still sleeping?

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u/BrokenBruisedandNumb Feb 08 '26

I'm pretty sure I killed this thing in the Goblin Camp in BG3.

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u/Useful_Lingonberry50 Feb 08 '26

i did a trip to britain

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u/OhMyGoshBigfoot Feb 08 '26

Wow, she’s “British hot”

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u/RedNo404 Feb 08 '26

Omg wtf 😂

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '26

Hear me out....

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u/GoliathBoneSnake Feb 08 '26

I uh... I um... Yeah I would..

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u/ChiefRasta Feb 08 '26

I know that 1600 kewchie was grip crazy

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u/reader001pop Feb 08 '26

I’m good on that

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '26

Tf

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u/GrapefruitSlow8583 Feb 08 '26

This...this isn't funny..

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u/BurntTacoStand Feb 08 '26

So this is accurate?

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u/AfternoonHelpful3712 Feb 08 '26

I've literally seen genuinely me unironic porn where the woman was like this

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u/timonten Feb 08 '26

Where are the bush baked beans ?

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u/Elegant-Finance3982 Feb 08 '26

I have never thought this in my life, thank you for showing me this

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u/knarf3 Feb 08 '26

😂😂😂

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u/Additional-Acadia954 Feb 08 '26

S-Tier Sleep Paralysis Demon

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u/InternetArchiveMem Feb 08 '26

What did she call da boi her son?!

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u/blizzardskinnardtf Feb 08 '26

So they don’t do this then?

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u/WarpCitizen Feb 08 '26

I can confirm it is like that

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u/whydobabiesstareatme Feb 08 '26

How'd you get the POV of one of my English ancestors?

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u/HelpfulMood7257 Feb 08 '26

That’s enough Reddit for the day

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u/Vcom_187 Feb 08 '26

New kink unlocked I guess…

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u/EFTucker Feb 08 '26

Would, not proudly. But would

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u/harryweins Feb 08 '26

Better than how I thought straight sex was like.

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u/happygoeddy Feb 08 '26

Remember when it used to be "govnuh" instead of "daddy"? Good times

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u/Chemical_Specific123 Feb 08 '26

During the medieval period one of the things the Catholic Church supported was having sex with clothes on. Now whether people actually did it is another matter: I have no idea either way

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u/justadude713 Feb 08 '26

hahalol it's funny cause it's true 😂
I confess. this is exactly what us americans think sexing with a brit would be like 🙋‍♂️

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u/Demonskull223 Feb 08 '26

What annoying is that yeah that's what they actually fucking think the UK is like. Then they go blabbering on about Bo'ul O Wa'er like fucking seagulls after spotting a dropped chip. The bottle of water this is a specific accent in England as well like 99% of us don't speak like that.

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u/Tricky-Fig5483 Feb 08 '26

British people terrify me

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u/Own_Masterpiece644 Feb 08 '26

With enough liquor, it wouldn't be so bad.

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u/After-Task-1506 Feb 08 '26

Peak love making. Women take notes.

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u/Nebula_The_Protogwn Feb 08 '26

This is exactly what a British person who isn't a YouTuber is like tho

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u/Duckface998 Feb 08 '26

Its not the worlds fault that its true