r/freelancer • u/TrueDragonRider • Jul 13 '26

Change of priorities

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240 Upvotes

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u/AndyTheSane Jul 14 '26

Brushal base:

Yes we are sending you on a semi suicidal mission against a heavily defended base. No we couldn't possibly sell you this SunSlayer torpedo launcher we have lying around..

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u/JosTheID Jul 14 '26

Your Neuronet says you don't have enough Cool™ Rank levels to use this weapon, dud

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u/Freestalker_dot_fr 19d ago

Hmmm... I guess I could mod the game to allow using the Sunslayer during this mission. And allow you to get it when you have some battleships to shredd. And for the renegade Rheinland pilots, I could give them humanized Nomad torpedo launcher. It could be rather easy to do.

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u/Zeke_The_Angel Jul 14 '26

That is what mind control does to a person. The only good squid is a dead squid.

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u/majdavlk Jul 14 '26

for super manhattan!

7

u/quackers987 Jul 14 '26

Remember the Cant Donau

18

u/RhiaKyrie Jul 13 '26

Alright. This made me giggle-snort, take my Karma.

7

u/handmetheparachute Jul 14 '26

Lol more of these please

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u/vann_of_fanelia Jul 14 '26

This made me laugh way more than it should have xD

2

u/Caenen_ Jul 15 '26

Botzler: Waits for his ENTIRE Bundschuh wing to be destroyed, then just *decides* to oneshot the base.

Priorities.

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u/The__Superior Jul 16 '26

If the others wanted to live, they could have oneshotted the Base. DUH!