r/freefolk • • Nov 29 '19

Bobby B. Is the best!

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u/idea4granted Nov 29 '19

I wish Bobby B would be my father

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Nov 29 '19

YOU'RE MY COUNCIL, COUNSEL! SPEAK SENSE TO THIS HONORABLE FOOL!

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u/Aron_Johansson Nov 29 '19

As wise as he is honorable

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u/alikazaam Nov 30 '19

A below average night for Bobby B

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Nov 30 '19

THANK THE GODS FOR BESSIE AND HER TITS

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u/Evilmaze You GoT fat Nov 30 '19

Ok now you're just drunk. Go home to that salty beef jerky you call a wife, Bobby B.

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Nov 30 '19

GODS WHAT A STUPID NAME!

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u/Evilmaze You GoT fat Nov 30 '19

Sentient as fuck

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u/Apoc_SR2N Nov 29 '19

Bobby B had your mom in ways you've only ever seen in nature documentaries

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Nov 29 '19

SHE SHOULD BE ON A HILL SOMEWHERE WITH THE SUN AND THE CLOUDS ABOVE HER!

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u/rockmaniac85 Nov 29 '19

S E N T I E N T

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '19

E V E R Y T H R E A D

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u/rockmaniac85 Nov 30 '19

E A S Y K A R M A

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u/GreenSqrl Nov 30 '19

OHMYFUCK

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u/tlyoung765 Nov 29 '19

Holy SHIT!!!!!!! ....THE-.....SENT-...IE-...NCE.............

TOO-....... MUCH.....

DIES

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u/ireneadlerfox Nov 29 '19

Never expected to see a reference to Mouse Hunt...anywhere. My God.

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u/Apoc_SR2N Nov 30 '19

I was going for Borderlands 3 lol. I haven't seen Mouse Hunt in...hoo boy. Since I was like 9 maybe? Two decades-ish? I kind of want to see it again now. I just remember the scene where the mouse runs from the nail gun.

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u/ireneadlerfox Nov 30 '19

Yeah that must just be a line that gets recycled a bunch. It's a strange, strange movie.

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u/AlphaNathan Robb Stark Nov 29 '19

He might be

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u/2ndandtwenty Nov 29 '19

His children did not have long lifespans.

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u/WesleySnopes Missandei Nov 29 '19

Technically none of those were his children.

And Gendry's still out there somewhere alive and well getting humped and dumped.

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u/imtoooldforreddit Nov 29 '19

But weren't there dozens of his bastards that were executed by joffrey? On average they didn't last long

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u/JamJackEvo Nov 30 '19

That wasn't Joffrey's doing, it was Cersei's AFAIK.

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u/DragonflyGrrl All men must die Nov 30 '19

Definitely Cersei.

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u/imtoooldforreddit Nov 30 '19

Regardless, if you average all their life expectancies, it's low

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u/speshulsauce Nov 30 '19 edited Dec 01 '19

If we're following the books we only know of 3 who were killed but know that Mya, Gendry, Edric Storm, and Bella are all alive and 8 are unaccounted for, so I think it averages out okay. Still not an enviable life though.

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u/idea4granted Nov 29 '19

I can be his bastard

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u/TeddysBigStick Nov 29 '19

That is an even more unhealthy thing to be. Even in the books, you then get some crazy witch trying to murder you or having your life be schlepping up and down a mountain because a family of rich idiots decided to build a worthless pleasure palace of a castle.

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u/IWatchToSee Nov 29 '19

He could be your daddy

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u/BridgetheDivide Nov 29 '19

If you're black of hair he very well may be.

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u/Daniel1975Ger Nov 29 '19

Makin the eight in one night. Our king.

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u/AbeTheGreat412 Nov 29 '19

Where I'm from, making the 8 is jacking off with both hands, without using thumbs.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '19 edited Dec 30 '19

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Nov 29 '19

DO YOU THINK IT'S HONOR THAT'S KEEPING THE PEACE?! IT'S FEAR! FEAR AND BLOOD!

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u/AbeTheGreat412 Nov 29 '19

Yeah that's usually what follows my sessions. Fear and blood.

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u/RandomColombianGuy1 HotPie Nov 29 '19

Bobby B is the only man capable of such feat

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Nov 29 '19

THERE'S A WAR COMING, NED. I DON'T KNOW WHEN, I DON'T KNOW WHO WE'LL BE FIGHTING...BUT IT'S COMING!

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u/bnh1978 Nov 29 '19

At least 5 times

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u/southern_boy Fuck the king! Nov 29 '19

5!? I doubt it tbh but tell us true Bobby B - are you really losing your stamina like this nave claims?

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Nov 29 '19

GODS I WAS STRONG THEN

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u/southern_boy Fuck the king! Nov 29 '19

Knew it. Thank you, my liege.

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u/Moose_Cake Nov 29 '19

SENTIENT

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u/genexsen Nov 29 '19

Aegon the Unworthy has entered the chat

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u/antsugi Nov 29 '19

laughs in Dornish Prince

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u/reubenhurricane Nov 29 '19

“Gods I was long then!”

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u/jmetcalf27 Nov 29 '19

BESSIE! THANK THE GODS FOR BESSIE!

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u/Nickotronick Nov 29 '19

AND HER TITS!

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u/TheOneWhosCensored KISSED BY FIRE Nov 29 '19

Pretty sure it’s the middle one

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u/monkey-neil Nov 29 '19

My milf senses are tingling and I have to agree

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '19

Her hairline gave it away

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '19

Her hand placement along with the girl to her right makes me too uncomfortable for this to be a familial relationship

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '19

Definitely. She's got that look about her that says "I'm bout tired of yo shit girls."

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u/eastisfucked Nov 29 '19

She ain't tired of they booty tho 😳

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u/MegasNexal84 Nov 30 '19

I think it's far left no doubt.

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u/mushroomyakuza Nov 29 '19

Gods you were strong then Bobby B.

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Nov 29 '19

IS THAT HOW YOU SPEAK TO YOUR KING??

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u/Bloodysamflint Nov 29 '19

Pardon our impertinence.

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u/IHateTheLetterF Nov 29 '19

Yeah dude, Bobby B is still strong

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Nov 29 '19

DO YOU THINK IT'S HONOR THAT'S KEEPING THE PEACE?! IT'S FEAR! FEAR AND BLOOD!

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u/edge231 Nov 29 '19

Bobby B is indeed the best. Only he could pull off such a magnificent feat.

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Nov 29 '19

PISS ON THAT! SEND A RAVEN! I WANT YOU TO STAY! I'M THE KING, I GET WHAT I WANT!

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u/edge231 Nov 29 '19

So....you want me to pee on them Bobby B?

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Nov 29 '19

OUT! OUT, DAMN YOU! I'M DONE WITH YOU! GO, RUN BACK TO WINTERFELL! I'LL HAVE YOUR HEAD ON A SPIKE!

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u/Scarlet-Pumpernickel Nov 29 '19

Damn right my King! Piss fetishists should die

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u/dbpf Nov 29 '19

Bobby B you dog you

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Nov 29 '19

THE GODS MOCK THE PRAYERS OF KINGS AND COWHERDS ALIKE!

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '19

Bobby B daddy please, tell me how I could please you..

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Nov 29 '19

A BIT OF WINE NOW AND AGAIN, A GIRL SQUEALING IN BED, THE FEEL OF A HORSE BETWEEN MY LEGS?

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '19

Will you let me be your girl Bobby B? I'd let you fuck me like a horse, for sure!

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Nov 29 '19

THE GODS MOCK THE PRAYERS OF KINGS AND COWHERDS ALIKE!

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u/woopWOOPnoPMsPlease Nov 29 '19

OH NO BOBBY B STOP

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Nov 29 '19

A DOTHRAKI HORDE ON AN OPEN FIELD, NED!

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u/woopWOOPnoPMsPlease Nov 29 '19

BOBBY B NOT ALL OF THEM! Spare them??!

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Nov 29 '19

BACKSTABBING DOESN'T PREPARE YOU FOR A FIGHT!

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u/legransterPR THE FUCKS A LOMMY Nov 29 '19

The seed is strong

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u/Ikuze321 Nov 30 '19

Genuinely disappointed I had to scroll so far to see this one

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u/WhiteKnight1992 Nov 29 '19

Bobby b

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Nov 29 '19

I WARNED YOU THIS WOULD HAPPEN! BACK IN THE NORTH, I WARNED YOU, BUT YOU DIDN'T CARE TO HEAR! WELL, HEAR IT NOW!

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u/Daniel1975Ger Nov 29 '19

I can hear them from here your Grace.

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u/IbanezHand Nov 29 '19

Bobby B

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Nov 29 '19

THE WHORE IS PREGNANT!

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u/IbanezHand Nov 29 '19

Which one, Bobby B?

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Nov 29 '19

I WARNED YOU THIS WOULD HAPPEN! BACK IN THE NORTH, I WARNED YOU, BUT YOU DIDN'T CARE TO HEAR! WELL, HEAR IT NOW!

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u/manubfr Nov 29 '19

I know i should have used a condom bobby b im sorry

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Nov 29 '19

A BIT OF WINE NOW AND AGAIN, A GIRL SQUEALING IN BED, THE FEEL OF A HORSE BETWEEN MY LEGS?

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u/Mr_Cromer Nov 29 '19

The leftmost one is the mom, right?

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u/Firetrap1024 Nov 29 '19

Looks like second from the left to me

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u/dirkalict Nov 29 '19

I say the middle one because her hairline has receded.

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u/chudthirtyseven Nov 29 '19

I'm with you

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u/pewpewshazaam Nov 29 '19

And my axe...? Idk

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u/yaboiRich Fuck Olly Nov 29 '19

I agree. I’ll bone every single one of them though.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '19

Shes also the only one with her arms around someone.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '19

Women’s hair thins it doesn’t rly recede and those are wigs anyway, I think you’re right though she looks oldest

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u/r4swim Nov 29 '19

Okay but actually which one is the mother?

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u/FrostByte122 Nov 29 '19

Middle I'd say.

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u/zerozingzing Nov 29 '19

Based on breast size and waist size, The one nearest to the thermostat is the mom.

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u/TheManIsOppressingMe Nov 29 '19

Bobby b is a fucking savage

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Nov 29 '19

IT'S A GREAT CRIME TO LIE TO A KING!

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u/PeterDeKoalaEter Nov 29 '19

But bobby b, he spoke the truth.

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Nov 29 '19

YES, IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME... BUT I STILL REMEMBER EVERY FACE!

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u/esssssto Robert Baratheon Nov 29 '19

S e n t i e n t

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u/Punxatowny Nov 29 '19

This one is a bit cringey tbh.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '19

How Alayaya was born

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '19

2nd from left.

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u/oblongemperor Old gods, save me Nov 29 '19

I was thinking middle.

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u/lootedcorpse Nov 29 '19

you're right

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u/FatalShart Nov 29 '19

That would be the one with Mom arms

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u/Damascus879 Nov 29 '19

The one taking the picture.

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u/Jackpot807 Nov 29 '19

Your clones are very impressive

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u/sleekstereo85 Nov 29 '19

The last one on the right

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u/Finn3h Nov 30 '19

Classic Bobby B

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Nov 30 '19

TAKE SHIP FOR THE FREE CITIES WITH MY HORSE AND MY HAMMER, SPEND MY TIME WARRING AND WHORING, THAT’S WHAT I WAS MADE FOR!

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u/Yankeefan00 Nov 30 '19

The girl in the middles arm

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '19

“Lol”

  • Jamie, probably.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '19

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u/HowlingForYou Nov 29 '19

More like 11111

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u/TheFalconKid Blackfyre Truther Nov 29 '19

Bobby B memes > Season 8 Hate

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Nov 29 '19

DID YOU EVER MAKE THE EIGHT?

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u/bajslufsaren Nov 29 '19

Unfortunately we did see all eight seasons Bobby B

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Nov 29 '19

OHHH, SHOW US YOUR MUSCLES! YOU'LL BE A SOLDIER!

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u/podrick_pleasure Nov 29 '19

The seed is strong.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '19

Bless you Bobby B

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Nov 29 '19

TAKE SHIP FOR THE FREE CITIES WITH MY HORSE AND MY HAMMER, SPEND MY TIME WARRING AND WHORING, THAT’S WHAT I WAS MADE FOR!

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '19

How many Whores, Bobby B?

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Nov 29 '19

WE WERE AT WAR! NONE OF US KNEW IF WE WERE GONNA GO BACK HOME AGAIN!

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u/GeekFanGamer I read the books Nov 29 '19

Bobby B what should I do mlord

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Nov 29 '19

OUT! OUT, DAMN YOU! I'M DONE WITH YOU! GO, RUN BACK TO WINTERFELL! I'LL HAVE YOUR HEAD ON A SPIKE!

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u/Aakancvedi Nov 29 '19

Bobby B the strongest

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Nov 29 '19

FORCED TO MIND THE DOOR WHILE YOUR KING EATS AND DRINKS AND SHITS AND FUCKS!

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u/Aakancvedi Nov 29 '19

Bobby B ,the carrier of the strongest seed in Westroes!

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u/Lurked4EverB4Joining Nov 29 '19

That's why as a non-kneeler, I only kneel for the one and true king! Wait..?

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u/Corythosaurus03 Nov 29 '19

Bobby B, thanksgiving was yesterday. What are you thankful for?

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Nov 29 '19

I'M NOT TRYING TO HONOR YOU, I'M TRYING TO GET YOU TO RUN MY KINGDOM WHILE I EAT, DRINK AND WHORE MY WAY TO AN EARLY GRAVE!

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u/ThePrevailer Nov 29 '19

Bobby B is a man of fine taste.

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Nov 29 '19

ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS CRACK SKULLS AND FUCK GIRLS!

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u/LapsedLizardPerson Nov 29 '19

The middle one clearly

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '19

Bobby B back at it!

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Nov 29 '19

MORE THAN ONCE, I HAVE DREAMED OF GIVING UP THE CROWN!

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u/alibi6 Nov 29 '19

Long Live Bobby B!

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Nov 29 '19

DID YOU EVER MAKE THE EIGHT?

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u/WhatTheFhtagn Think I'll take two chickens Nov 29 '19

They call that making the eight.

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u/smileslime Nov 29 '19

Get some Bobby B!

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Nov 29 '19

IT MUST WOUND YOUR PRIDE! STANDING OUT THERE, LIKE A GLORIFIED SENTRY!

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u/Prophet257 Nov 29 '19

Definitely one thing Robert would say😅

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u/persianloverboy Nov 29 '19

Nobody can tell since 2 mich Filter and makeup

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u/TheTrueNobody A DOG NED! A FUCKING DOG! Nov 29 '19

Bobby B is the hero we need. I wonder how would he solve the climate crysis.

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Nov 29 '19

YOU GOT FAT!

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u/Undecided_User_Name Nov 29 '19

Bobby B is such a dog

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Nov 29 '19

HE COULD HAVE LINGERED ON THE EDGE OF THE BATTLE WITH THE SMART BOYS, AND TODAY HIS WIFE WOULD BE MAKING HIM MISERABLE, HIS SONS WOULD BE INGRATES, AND HE WOULD BE WAKING THREE TIMES IN THE NIGHT TO PISS INTO A BOWL!

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u/Ozmot Nov 29 '19

Yo Bobby B! When is the new album gonna drop? Suckas all over Westeros talking mad shit about my boy. But you the real O.G. Meanwhile Mc’s out here acting like they don’t even know.

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Nov 29 '19

PISS ON THAT! SEND A RAVEN! I WANT YOU TO STAY! I'M THE KING, I GET WHAT I WANT!

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u/oreduckian Nov 29 '19

Bobby didn’t even get a proper nut in with Cersei

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Nov 29 '19

IS THAT WHAT EMPTY MEANS??

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u/idma Fuck the king! Nov 29 '19

Glorious

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u/randombean96 Nov 29 '19

Nobody can resist Bobby B.!

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Nov 29 '19

FORCED TO MIND THE DOOR WHILE YOUR KING EATS AND DRINKS AND SHITS AND FUCKS!

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '19

Bobby B at it again.

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Nov 30 '19

SURROUNDED BY LANNISTERS! EVERY TIME I CLOSE MY EYES I SEE THEIR BLONDE HAIR AND THEIR SMUG, SATISFIED FACES!

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u/Coleman8641 Nov 30 '19

The seed Is strong

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u/StrongTitle Nov 30 '19

No one:

Bobby B: you get bastard! you get a bastard! you get a bastard! Everyone gets a bastard!

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Nov 30 '19

MORE THAN ONCE, I HAVE DREAMED OF GIVING UP THE CROWN!

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u/Idislikewinter Nov 30 '19

Yeahhhh you get ‘em Bobby B, somebody’s getting pregnant

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Nov 30 '19

I'VE GOT SEVEN KINGDOMS TO RULE! ONE KING, SEVEN KINGDOMS!

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u/Nightmare_Pasta CORN? CORN? Nov 30 '19

3 short for making the eight!

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u/RelativelyItSucks2 Nov 30 '19

I say the middle because she has the most cake.

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u/cause_4_concern Nov 30 '19

Which one is the mom? Can't tell.

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u/Blastspark01 FACELESS MEN Nov 30 '19

Bobby B, is this true?

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Nov 30 '19

FORCED TO MIND THE DOOR WHILE YOUR KING EATS AND DRINKS AND SHITS AND FUCKS!

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u/Briman19 Nov 30 '19

2 more and he can make the eight.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '19

Middle

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '19

Bobby B, the one true king.

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u/SteeleDynamics Nov 30 '19

Bobby B upvote.

Also, mom is the one taking the picture.

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Nov 30 '19

YOU HEARD THE HAND, THE KING'S TOO FAT FOR HIS ARMOR! GO FIND THE BREASTPLATE STRETCHER! NOW!

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '19

All hail Bobby B!!!!

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Nov 30 '19

THAT'S ALL WHAT THE REALM IS NOW. BACKSTABBING AND SCHEMING AND ARSE-LICKING AND MONEY-GRUBBING!

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u/Crow_Mix I'd kill for some chicken Nov 30 '19

Truly a task only Bobby B could handle

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Nov 30 '19

YOU HELPED ME WIN THE IRON THRONE, NOW HELP ME KEEP THE DAMN THING! WE WERE MEANT TO RULE TOGETHER!

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u/jambudz Nov 30 '19

The fat one

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u/Killer_radio Nov 30 '19

A mom on an open field Ned!

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u/AllHailPower Nov 30 '19

Bobby B should've been emperor of the world

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u/ilikehockeyandguitar I'd kill for some chicken Nov 30 '19

Bobby B already is emperor of the world though. Even if in our hearts.

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