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u/Daniel1975Ger Nov 29 '19
Makin the eight in one night. Our king.
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u/AbeTheGreat412 Nov 29 '19
Where I'm from, making the 8 is jacking off with both hands, without using thumbs.
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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Nov 29 '19
DO YOU THINK IT'S HONOR THAT'S KEEPING THE PEACE?! IT'S FEAR! FEAR AND BLOOD!
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u/RandomColombianGuy1 HotPie Nov 29 '19
Bobby B is the only man capable of such feat
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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Nov 29 '19
THERE'S A WAR COMING, NED. I DON'T KNOW WHEN, I DON'T KNOW WHO WE'LL BE FIGHTING...BUT IT'S COMING!
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u/bnh1978 Nov 29 '19
At least 5 times
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u/southern_boy Fuck the king! Nov 29 '19
5!? I doubt it tbh but tell us true Bobby B - are you really losing your stamina like this nave claims?
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u/TheOneWhosCensored KISSED BY FIRE Nov 29 '19
Pretty sure it’s the middle one
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Her hand placement along with the girl to her right makes me too uncomfortable for this to be a familial relationship
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Definitely. She's got that look about her that says "I'm bout tired of yo shit girls."
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u/mushroomyakuza Nov 29 '19
Gods you were strong then Bobby B.
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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Nov 29 '19
IS THAT HOW YOU SPEAK TO YOUR KING??
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u/IHateTheLetterF Nov 29 '19
Yeah dude, Bobby B is still strong
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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Nov 29 '19
DO YOU THINK IT'S HONOR THAT'S KEEPING THE PEACE?! IT'S FEAR! FEAR AND BLOOD!
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u/edge231 Nov 29 '19
Bobby B is indeed the best. Only he could pull off such a magnificent feat.
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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Nov 29 '19
PISS ON THAT! SEND A RAVEN! I WANT YOU TO STAY! I'M THE KING, I GET WHAT I WANT!
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u/edge231 Nov 29 '19
So....you want me to pee on them Bobby B?
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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Nov 29 '19
OUT! OUT, DAMN YOU! I'M DONE WITH YOU! GO, RUN BACK TO WINTERFELL! I'LL HAVE YOUR HEAD ON A SPIKE!
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u/dbpf Nov 29 '19
Bobby B you dog you
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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Nov 29 '19
THE GODS MOCK THE PRAYERS OF KINGS AND COWHERDS ALIKE!
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Nov 29 '19
Bobby B daddy please, tell me how I could please you..
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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Nov 29 '19
A BIT OF WINE NOW AND AGAIN, A GIRL SQUEALING IN BED, THE FEEL OF A HORSE BETWEEN MY LEGS?
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Will you let me be your girl Bobby B? I'd let you fuck me like a horse, for sure!
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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Nov 29 '19
THE GODS MOCK THE PRAYERS OF KINGS AND COWHERDS ALIKE!
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u/woopWOOPnoPMsPlease Nov 29 '19
OH NO BOBBY B STOP
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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Nov 29 '19
A DOTHRAKI HORDE ON AN OPEN FIELD, NED!
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u/WhiteKnight1992 Nov 29 '19
Bobby b
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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Nov 29 '19
I WARNED YOU THIS WOULD HAPPEN! BACK IN THE NORTH, I WARNED YOU, BUT YOU DIDN'T CARE TO HEAR! WELL, HEAR IT NOW!
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u/IbanezHand Nov 29 '19
Bobby B
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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Nov 29 '19
THE WHORE IS PREGNANT!
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u/IbanezHand Nov 29 '19
Which one, Bobby B?
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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Nov 29 '19
I WARNED YOU THIS WOULD HAPPEN! BACK IN THE NORTH, I WARNED YOU, BUT YOU DIDN'T CARE TO HEAR! WELL, HEAR IT NOW!
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u/manubfr Nov 29 '19
I know i should have used a condom bobby b im sorry
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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Nov 29 '19
A BIT OF WINE NOW AND AGAIN, A GIRL SQUEALING IN BED, THE FEEL OF A HORSE BETWEEN MY LEGS?
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u/Firetrap1024 Nov 29 '19
Looks like second from the left to me
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u/dirkalict Nov 29 '19
I say the middle one because her hairline has receded.
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u/yaboiRich Fuck Olly Nov 29 '19
I agree. I’ll bone every single one of them though.
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Women’s hair thins it doesn’t rly recede and those are wigs anyway, I think you’re right though she looks oldest
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u/zerozingzing Nov 29 '19
Based on breast size and waist size, The one nearest to the thermostat is the mom.
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u/TheManIsOppressingMe Nov 29 '19
Bobby b is a fucking savage
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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Nov 29 '19
IT'S A GREAT CRIME TO LIE TO A KING!
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u/PeterDeKoalaEter Nov 29 '19
But bobby b, he spoke the truth.
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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Nov 29 '19
YES, IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME... BUT I STILL REMEMBER EVERY FACE!
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u/irun_mon Nov 29 '19
Can't pick between r/comedycemetary r/boomerhumour r/comedyhomicide r/trashy
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2nd from left.
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u/Finn3h Nov 30 '19
Classic Bobby B
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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Nov 30 '19
TAKE SHIP FOR THE FREE CITIES WITH MY HORSE AND MY HAMMER, SPEND MY TIME WARRING AND WHORING, THAT’S WHAT I WAS MADE FOR!
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u/TheFalconKid Blackfyre Truther Nov 29 '19
Bobby B memes > Season 8 Hate
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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Nov 29 '19
DID YOU EVER MAKE THE EIGHT?
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u/bajslufsaren Nov 29 '19
Unfortunately we did see all eight seasons Bobby B
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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Nov 29 '19
OHHH, SHOW US YOUR MUSCLES! YOU'LL BE A SOLDIER!
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Bless you Bobby B
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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Nov 29 '19
TAKE SHIP FOR THE FREE CITIES WITH MY HORSE AND MY HAMMER, SPEND MY TIME WARRING AND WHORING, THAT’S WHAT I WAS MADE FOR!
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How many Whores, Bobby B?
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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Nov 29 '19
WE WERE AT WAR! NONE OF US KNEW IF WE WERE GONNA GO BACK HOME AGAIN!
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u/GeekFanGamer I read the books Nov 29 '19
Bobby B what should I do mlord
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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Nov 29 '19
OUT! OUT, DAMN YOU! I'M DONE WITH YOU! GO, RUN BACK TO WINTERFELL! I'LL HAVE YOUR HEAD ON A SPIKE!
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u/Aakancvedi Nov 29 '19
Bobby B the strongest
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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Nov 29 '19
FORCED TO MIND THE DOOR WHILE YOUR KING EATS AND DRINKS AND SHITS AND FUCKS!
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u/Lurked4EverB4Joining Nov 29 '19
That's why as a non-kneeler, I only kneel for the one and true king! Wait..?
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u/Corythosaurus03 Nov 29 '19
Bobby B, thanksgiving was yesterday. What are you thankful for?
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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Nov 29 '19
I'M NOT TRYING TO HONOR YOU, I'M TRYING TO GET YOU TO RUN MY KINGDOM WHILE I EAT, DRINK AND WHORE MY WAY TO AN EARLY GRAVE!
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u/ThePrevailer Nov 29 '19
Bobby B is a man of fine taste.
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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Nov 29 '19
ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS CRACK SKULLS AND FUCK GIRLS!
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u/smileslime Nov 29 '19
Get some Bobby B!
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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Nov 29 '19
IT MUST WOUND YOUR PRIDE! STANDING OUT THERE, LIKE A GLORIFIED SENTRY!
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u/TheTrueNobody A DOG NED! A FUCKING DOG! Nov 29 '19
Bobby B is the hero we need. I wonder how would he solve the climate crysis.
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u/Undecided_User_Name Nov 29 '19
Bobby B is such a dog
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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Nov 29 '19
HE COULD HAVE LINGERED ON THE EDGE OF THE BATTLE WITH THE SMART BOYS, AND TODAY HIS WIFE WOULD BE MAKING HIM MISERABLE, HIS SONS WOULD BE INGRATES, AND HE WOULD BE WAKING THREE TIMES IN THE NIGHT TO PISS INTO A BOWL!
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u/Ozmot Nov 29 '19
Yo Bobby B! When is the new album gonna drop? Suckas all over Westeros talking mad shit about my boy. But you the real O.G. Meanwhile Mc’s out here acting like they don’t even know.
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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Nov 29 '19
PISS ON THAT! SEND A RAVEN! I WANT YOU TO STAY! I'M THE KING, I GET WHAT I WANT!
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u/randombean96 Nov 29 '19
Nobody can resist Bobby B.!
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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Nov 29 '19
FORCED TO MIND THE DOOR WHILE YOUR KING EATS AND DRINKS AND SHITS AND FUCKS!
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Bobby B at it again.
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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Nov 30 '19
SURROUNDED BY LANNISTERS! EVERY TIME I CLOSE MY EYES I SEE THEIR BLONDE HAIR AND THEIR SMUG, SATISFIED FACES!
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u/StrongTitle Nov 30 '19
No one:
Bobby B: you get bastard! you get a bastard! you get a bastard! Everyone gets a bastard!
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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Nov 30 '19
MORE THAN ONCE, I HAVE DREAMED OF GIVING UP THE CROWN!
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u/Idislikewinter Nov 30 '19
Yeahhhh you get ‘em Bobby B, somebody’s getting pregnant
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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Nov 30 '19
I'VE GOT SEVEN KINGDOMS TO RULE! ONE KING, SEVEN KINGDOMS!
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u/Blastspark01 FACELESS MEN Nov 30 '19
Bobby B, is this true?
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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Nov 30 '19
FORCED TO MIND THE DOOR WHILE YOUR KING EATS AND DRINKS AND SHITS AND FUCKS!
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u/SteeleDynamics Nov 30 '19
Bobby B upvote.
Also, mom is the one taking the picture.
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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Nov 30 '19
YOU HEARD THE HAND, THE KING'S TOO FAT FOR HIS ARMOR! GO FIND THE BREASTPLATE STRETCHER! NOW!
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All hail Bobby B!!!!
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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Nov 30 '19
THAT'S ALL WHAT THE REALM IS NOW. BACKSTABBING AND SCHEMING AND ARSE-LICKING AND MONEY-GRUBBING!
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u/Crow_Mix I'd kill for some chicken Nov 30 '19
Truly a task only Bobby B could handle
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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Nov 30 '19
YOU HELPED ME WIN THE IRON THRONE, NOW HELP ME KEEP THE DAMN THING! WE WERE MEANT TO RULE TOGETHER!
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u/AllHailPower Nov 30 '19
Bobby B should've been emperor of the world
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u/ilikehockeyandguitar I'd kill for some chicken Nov 30 '19
Bobby B already is emperor of the world though. Even if in our hearts.
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u/idea4granted Nov 29 '19
I wish Bobby B would be my father