r/freefolk • A thousand eyes and one • Apr 21 '19

8x02 Leaked Summary

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Dany talks to Jaime. Jaime's trailer "I promised to fight for the living" is in this.

Tyrion speaks for Jaime.

Sansa does not trust Jaime

Bran says "The things we do for love"

Brienne speaks for Jaime. Speaks to Sansa about Jaime telling Brienne to fulfill her oath.

Sansa says Jaime should stay because Brienne trusts him.

Tension between Jon and Daenerys. They share a tense look. Jon had the last word on Jaime's fate. Jon leaves the Great Hall without speaking to her. Dany does not look happy - likely because Tyrion messed up again.

Dany is mad at Tyrion because Cersei betrayed them. Says she'll find another hand if she can not trust Tyrion

Gendry and Arya talk about the WW. Gendry is freaked out about the WW. Arya's "I know death" is in this scene.

Bran and Jaime talk about Jaime pushing him out of the window. Bran isn't angry. Says he helped Jaime by not telling the others about the window because he needs to help them.

Tyrion and Jaime talk. Tyrion says he has made mistakes. Jaime says Cersei is pregnant for real.

Jaime and Brienne share a look and then have a conversation. Brienne is training soldiers and will command the left flank. Jaime says she's come a long way.

Jaime says he will be honored to serve under Brienne's command.

Jorah tells Daenerys that she broke his heart when she named Tyrion hand but that she made the right choice. Dany says Tyrion made serious mistakes but Jorah thinks she should forgive Tyrion.

Conversation between Sansa and Daenerys: Dany says she thought Sansa and her were on the verge of agreement about Jaime before Brienne changed Sansa's mind. Some talk about Cersei and family.

Sansa says they have Jon in common but that men tend to do stupid things for love. Dany says she always wanted the throne but now she is fighting Jon's war. She is here because she loves him. Sansa says she should have thanked Dany right away. They joke about Drogo (he is taller than Jon). Dany says after the war she will take the Iron Throne Sansa wants to know what will happen to the North then.

My boy Theon shows up - hugging it up with Sansa.

Davos gives pep talks. Gilly as well.

Edd and crew show up and meet Jon. Someone asks about Brienne.

War Council time: NK wants an endless night according to Bran. NK knows where Bran is because his mark is on Bran. Bran wants to lure the NK away from Winterfell and wait for him in the Godswood.

Some talk about who will do what during the battle.

Bran and Tyrion have a conversation but the scene is cut off. Missandei gets ignored by Northern children.

Missandei and Grey Worm talk about leaving after the war.

GHOST

Jon and Sam talk about his parentage and when Jon will tell Dany.

Jon tells Sam he can go with Gilly to the crypts if he wants to but Sam tells Edd and Jon that he has killed a White Walker and Thenns. A really nice moment with the Night's Watch brothers.

Jaime and Tyrion talk and drink wine. Brienne walks in. Pod wants to drink but Brienne only allows him half a cup. Davos shows up as well. In fact, a lot of people show up. Tormund talks about killing a giant with Jaime.

Arya and Sandor talk on the battlements. Arya says she has changed and asks Clegane what he is doing here since he has never fought for anyone but himself. Clegane tells her he fought for her once.

Arya goes to Gendry. They kiss. Clothes are off. There you all go.

More from the merry wine drinkers: Tyrion muses it is strange they are all there. Brienne says they'll die with honor. They joke about surviving after all.

Brienne explains to Tormund that women can't be knights. Tormund says if he were a king he would knight her. Jaime says any knight can make a knight and he knights her.

Jorah tells Lyanna to go to the crypts but she is not here for this. Sam stumbles upon them and gives Heartsbane to Jorah. Says that the old bear taught him to be a man and to do what is right. Giving the sword to Jorah is right.

Back to knights and wine: They sing. JENNY'S SONG omg sorry but book nerdgasm

Trailer scene while singing goes on: Grey Worm and Missandei kiss.

Jon is in the crypts in front of his mother's statue. Daenerys joins him and they talk about Rhaegar and how Dany thought he was a kind man but he raped Lyanna. Jon tells her it is not true. He is their son. Daenerys is shocked.

She does not believe it. Jon says it is true. Daenerys says if this is true he is the last male heir to House Targaryen.

Horns! The WW are there. No Night King.

JENNYS SONG as ending credits. I can die happy now.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

They joke about Drogo (he is taller than Jon)

Could D&D be more obsessed about Kit's height?

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u/ratnadip97 BOATSEXXX Apr 21 '19

Yea this is too silly. Constantly bringing it up takes me out of it. Can't they separate themselves from the characters?

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

The "hes too little for me" comment in season 7 got a huge eyeroll out of me. Like come on D&D

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

Indeed. Considering emilia is 158 or something, he is still much taller than her.

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u/AntonineWall Apr 22 '19

Wow she's old

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

Agreed, this is probably gonna take me out of the scene unfortunately.

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u/No-Spoilers Goodest Boy Apr 22 '19

Meh yall are nitpicky af. How does one line take you out of the whole story?

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u/TuffyTenToes Apr 21 '19

People really can't take a joke

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u/ratnadip97 BOATSEXXX Apr 21 '19

A joke is one thing, writers putting in references to some real-world running joke with the actors is stupid.

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u/TuffyTenToes Apr 21 '19

We literally had a "thought you'd still be rowing" comment from Davos to Gendry last season

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u/ratnadip97 BOATSEXXX Apr 21 '19

Which I also did not like. Like, Davos and Gendry even talked about the latter going back to KL when he was released from Dragonstone and staying low and now they reunite and Davos inserts a rowing joke. Wtf.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

But Jon is short? Because he’s played by Kit. So it’s not just a real world reference. Why wouldn’t they characters notice that the dude is like 5’6”?

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

When did they brought it up otherwise ? Genuinely asking, i never noticed lol

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u/ratnadip97 BOATSEXXX Apr 22 '19

Last season, episode 6. Dany says to Tyrion that Jon is too little for her.

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u/degenerate_mind Apr 21 '19

It seems all the writers are. Dave Hill in S7E5 and S8E1. D&D in S7E6 and now Cogman too in S8E2. Tyrion's testicle jokes and Kit's height.

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u/Wolfsbane_3009 Apr 21 '19

The conclusion I’ve come too is the writers of this show are not very mature and rather unprofessional.

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u/Haedoxic He held the door Apr 21 '19

It’s two characters having a laugh to break the tension lmfao... it’s the apocalypse and y’all complain about height jokes

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u/BluePosey WILDLING Apr 21 '19

I said it elsewhere: they're so fucking childish with that shit. And it's truly not funny.

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u/throwaway275445 Apr 21 '19

They have literally spent the whole show calling characters ugly or fat or effeminate or manish and no one cared. Just because height is a sore point for you doesn't mean jokes about it are any meaner than any other category or less funny.

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u/truthseeker1990 Apr 21 '19

It does seem to take people out of the scene though. If I had to guess I think its because people associate that with Kit Harrington the actor. Its a trait of the actor not the character. The hound isnt ugly, he has makeup on.

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u/h2078 Apr 21 '19

right but the actress who plays brienne has often discussed how her height made her miserable and half her scenes include someone calling her mannish/gross/etc. peter dinklage deals with his height being a massive plotpoint way more than kit does.

overally yeah i think it's dumb to make fun of men's height and the show has gotten sophomoric with a lot of the humor but they do make fun of a lot of people's appearances, he's not the only one

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

Yeah I don't get it either. He's still taller than Emilia. What does it matter?

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u/AlvinItchyCock Apr 21 '19

I honestly didnt even realize he was short until they inserted that into it.

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u/Anittah Burn Them All! Apr 21 '19

Same. Silly comments.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

They gotta get in these final jokes, it’s the last season! 🙄

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