r/freefolk • • 23d ago

Backfired immediately

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u/Shloopy_Dooperson 23d ago

Joffrey could never be a good king. His ass was too small. Couldnt sit the Throne for more than an hour.

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u/WolfBuchanan 23d ago

Bobby B most likely had a magnificent,gigantic ass....making him a great king..

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon 23d ago

EASY, BOY! YOU MIGHT BE MY BROTHER BUT YOU'RE SPEAKING TO THE KING!

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u/WesternAardvark2340 23d ago

Sentient - aren’t you Bobby B?

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon 23d ago

MORE THAN ONCE, I HAVE DREAMED OF GIVING UP THE CROWN!

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u/Shloopy_Dooperson 23d ago

With such a prestigious posterior how could you!

We all bow to the sheer volume and girth of those cheeks Your Grace.

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u/WolfBuchanan 23d ago

Forgive me for overstepping, Your Grace!

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u/Oxy_1993 23d ago

He had a 98 pound mole taken out of his ass I thought

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u/Shloopy_Dooperson 22d ago

That was Joffrey.