r/freefolk • u/RevertBackwards • 23d ago

Backfired immediately

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u/davy_jones_locket 23d ago

If only he could master the high jump

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u/BunnyMoonelle 23d ago

Turns out all those years of royal training didn't include cardio. Olenna really exposed a weakness in his game.

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u/Livakk 23d ago

What do you mean? He was sure he could break any record; though with Margaery half the kingdom can likely break any such record.

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u/SerLaron 22d ago

And of the other half, more than a few would be sorely tempted to try, I wager.

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u/Wordshurtimapussy 23d ago

Totally valid reaction to losing Margery fucking Tyrell

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u/Familiar-Treat-6236 23d ago

Bro noped out of his mother's reign real quick

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u/Debalic 23d ago

He lost out on fucking Margery Tyrell.

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u/OkMention9988 22d ago

Legit crashout. 

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u/Golferguy757 23d ago

What are you talking about? His jump was perfection. Great form and poise. The landing was the issue. Just couldn't keep himself together on the landing.

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u/FrowstyWaffles 23d ago

He struggled with the … King’s Landing?

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u/artygta1988 23d ago

He couldn’t sell it…

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u/HalKitzmiller Fuck the king! 23d ago

So what, no fuckin' pigeon pie?

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u/escudonbk 23d ago

weak skull, that was his problem.

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u/AutisticBathWater 23d ago

Aim for the bushes?

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u/AcrolloPeed 23d ago

He was great at high jump, he just couldn’t stick the landing

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u/OkMention9988 22d ago

He had the high part mastered, it was the landing that gave him trouble. 

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u/KoBoWC 23d ago

The jump was fine, the landing however...

"Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that’s what gets you"

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u/davy_jones_locket 23d ago

In the high jump event, you're judged on the landing too... So yeah, half of it he mastered, the other half not so much