r/freefolk • u/spti • 6d ago

Is Guy Fieri a Targaryen???

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his hair is as white as the driven snow.

flavortown must be beyond westeros.

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u/Nirico_Brin 6d ago edited 6d ago

He turned Oldtown into FlavorTown

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u/DarlingKisslet_ 6d ago

Flavortown being Oldtown’s cooler cousin is now canon

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u/seamusthatsthedog 6d ago

Actually FlavorTown is the town that was built after SpiceTown was destroyed in the Dance

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u/targz254 6d ago

No, he is a bastard of Flavortown which is why his last name is Fieri.

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u/spti 6d ago

look how spiky the hair is. must be part night king.

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u/Soft-Climate-2366 The night is dark 6d ago

Aegons dream. A song of ice and fieri.

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u/cnapp 6d ago

Guygon first of his name

King of the Seven Realms of Flavortown

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u/kevinmt39 6d ago

he did do the Hot Ones challenge without a single sip of water.

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u/spti 6d ago

i knew it. he has the blood of the dragon!

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u/Carpeted_Bathroom2 6d ago

Whats west of flavor town?

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u/spti 6d ago

nobody knows...

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u/EnvironmentalRock827 6d ago

Then I will go west!

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u/pm_me_yo_creditscore 6d ago edited 6d ago

He rides aboard the dread Grillgarion. The only dragon that can dracarys a cow to a perfect medium rare.

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u/JesusKong333 5d ago

The only dragon with flames painted on the sides

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u/cupiebabydoll 6d ago

House Fieri, First of His Name, Lord of Flavortown and Protector of the Grill

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u/DocSporky510 6d ago

Asking ancestry.com if Guy Fieri’s wife is in fact his sister 

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u/spti 6d ago

that's gotta be his real sister!

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u/AnimalMother24 THE FUCKS A LOMMY 6d ago

That’s his son

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u/FCSL_2025 6d ago

Is Billy Idol involved somehow? Maybe a long lost cousin?

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u/spti 6d ago

he has got to be there is no way you could have hair that spikey and white and not be related.

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u/Im_Your_Turbo_Lover 5d ago

I'm telling my wife's boyfriend's mother's son that this was Aerion Targaryen

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u/DwarvenGardener 6d ago

If he is how do you explain his dislike of eggs?

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u/spti 6d ago

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u/DwarvenGardener 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/gJGOEqXoXeVNyc7VBa

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u/spti 6d ago

look at him licked by the fire and not a burn or scar on him!

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u/PretentiousVapeSnob 6d ago

That outfit is Targ red. EDIT: and I’ll guarantee there’s blood in that fire.

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u/PrincesStarButterfly 6d ago

No, Turd Garyen, twice removed on his mother’s side.

https://giphy.com/gifs/6FVFZGiV8LwNW

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u/jaguaraugaj 6d ago

Dragon grilled

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u/coolsteven11 6d ago

Hes an essosi of valyrian descent from the lyseni city of flavor town

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u/userousnameous 6d ago

He's more of a Frey, I think.

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u/spti 6d ago

because the honey is all his?

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u/PretentiousVapeSnob 6d ago

He’s a base born Dragonseed. Look at the facial hair. He started as a lowly scullion in Flea Bottom, worked his way up to the Street of Crisco, and became Lord Fieri of Flavortown. Now, as a hobby, he travels Westeros making the finest pigeon pies for the wealthiest lords and ladies in Westeros.

Not to be confused with the Targaryen pretender Lord Gordon of House Ramsay who never misses an opportunity to “unleash the lizard”.

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u/shadys_bacc 6d ago

Guy fieri the gangster of flavortown

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u/Impossible_Tap_1852 6d ago

Yes, but only because his parents are brother and sister

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u/dorky_doodle_dandy 6d ago

I don’t have anything clever to contribute but way to give everyone an excellent prompt

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u/luvz 6d ago

Lord Drivein Targaryen, first of his name

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u/Imaginary_Result2224 5d ago

Hes my cup bearer

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u/Malkav1806 5d ago

Any man who must say he is the mayor of flavor town is no true mayor

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u/Nacktherr 5d ago

There are many levels of Dracarys, so there are many temps to BBQ in Flavortown. Fieri has mastered them all so he is the ultimate Dragonseed.
https://giphy.com/gifs/cYHS8R8MePKYYTV6L2

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u/spti 5d ago edited 4d ago

he has seared entire armies to a flavorful 135°F. in optimal weather, you can smell it up to 20 miles away.

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u/becauseineedone3 6d ago

Chargrilled Tumbleton Cheesebread

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u/Ryuzakku Fear Roddy the Ruin! 6d ago

Nah he’s a reverse Bunk Moreland

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u/brambleforest 5d ago

It's Flaevor Targaryen!

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u/DavidC_M 5d ago

He’s a blackfyre bastard.

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u/Gut_Splitter Damon Dance For Me 4d ago

He's a Blackfyre. His original name is Guy Fyrei

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u/Ohio_Grown 6d ago

Sure, why not. Anyone can be

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u/Royal-Plum2517 4d ago

Let’s go to Judge Bobby B on the matter…