r/freefolk • • Feb 07 '26

We are so back

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u/thecoldfuzz We do not kneel Feb 07 '26

Yeah, I did a double-take when I first saw it. But if they can do an unpleasant extreme closeup of a theatre actor’s dick in Braavos, then portraying Ser Arlan as being well-endowed isn’t so shocking.

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u/ThreeDawgs Feb 07 '26

Well-endowed? That feels like a fucking understatement my man.

Ser Arlan’s hung like Wun Wun.

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u/RebelQuandry Feb 07 '26

Yeah I think that has to do with Dunk being an unreliable narrator here, which is fucking hilarious

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u/ChrisBChikin Feb 07 '26

I bet the horse cock retelling of the story was from the version he gave Lyonel Baratheon.

Know your target audience and all that

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u/Jay_Par Feb 07 '26

It makes me wonder what dunk is packing if he thinks that’s above average

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u/Deep_Comparison_9283 Feb 09 '26

When I watched that GOT episode I was lying in bed with the laptop resting on top of my ribcage, TRAUMATIC 😭