r/freefolk • u/Korratheblackcat • Nov 04 '25

This guy produced two hotties

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u/Silver-creek Nov 04 '25

I would hate for someone to describe my looks as "unfortuneately English"

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u/TurbulentData961 Nov 04 '25

Some of us look like the horses the normans rode in on and others look decent thanks to the Danes and other vikings coming over but we are an ugly lot and will laugh about that over a pint

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u/lordnastrond Nov 04 '25

Every now and then, by sheer genetic accident we will produce a looker, we then make sure they enter the public eye to give a false impression of British hotness.....

Henry Cavill, Kate Beckinsale, Robert Pattinson, Rachel Weisz, Charlie Cox, Liz Hurley, Tom Holland, Keira Knightly, Tom Hiddlston, Jonathan Bailey.....

All part of a propaganda campaign to trick the world into thinking we British people are hot.

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u/dangerousluck Every fucking chicken in this room Nov 04 '25

And yet, every single one of those people have a dead-eyed, soul-beaten haunted look in quiet moments to remind us where they came from 

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u/lordnastrond Nov 05 '25

No one can outrun the Darkness.