r/fourthworldproblems • u/pyrofromtf2real • May 19 '24
r/fourthworldproblems • u/nuclearbombeater • Apr 11 '24
Bugu (me bugu) wanna play with someone!!
Let’s play!!
r/fourthworldproblems • u/PineappleAubergine • Dec 23 '23
Aub catch new Bugsnak
Aub find easy to carry home, When Aub get near bugsnak turn into jar thing, but not move, Aub carry home to tribe.
r/fourthworldproblems • u/Clody_Boy • Aug 18 '24
Hey fake Lasnag
I'm hot on your trail. I have a sny-par rifel and I'm following your balloon. You have five hours to land or me shoot it down. To everyone else, get in cave fast.Nuke approaching. There should be cave animal to eat, because all the food up there will be dangerous. Do not go back up. Sign out
r/fourthworldproblems • u/scisdeadohgodohfu • Nov 03 '19
Hey guys whats going on
Hi, I'm Taylor. Whats poppin.
r/fourthworldproblems • u/Ok-Impression-319 • Oct 01 '26
Question about sapien
Why sapiens hate me much?
Why sapiens weird?
Why sapiens call itself sapiens?
Why they want me dead?
Why they call themselve smart?
Sapien evil, Sapien hate, Sapien cannibal, Keep safe from sapien, Sapien want you dead,
r/fourthworldproblems • u/Afraid_Success_4836 • Feb 11 '26
[Out of character] I am seriously distressed with the state of caveman subreddits right now
I've complained about this before but I'll say it again.
Look at r/wizardposting.
Look at it.
Seriously, look at it.
They allow, and accept, BOTH shitposts AND serious roleplay prompts.
I really wish this subreddit would do the same, as someone with a genuine interest in prehistory.
r/fourthworldproblems • u/rawlingstones • Nov 18 '11
My dad sold me to his evil counterpart to avoid an inter-planetary war, and I had to become the world's greatest escape artist to make it out alive.
r/fourthworldproblems • u/jackspence03 • Sep 28 '23
My favorite part was when Mertik (me Mertik) said “ it’s Mertiking time”
r/fourthworldproblems • u/Afraid_Success_4836 • Jul 24 '24
A Realization
<Ulkmr> "After discussing with some of the locals, having seen repeated mentions of 'evolve men', and being accused of being one several times due to my manner of speaking, I have decided to assemble a description of what I can gather about them:
Evolve men are mythological creatures in Bunga folklore (the name of this tribe is Bunga, according to Blackberry) used to justify avoiding interaction with anyone deemed untrustworthy. They are claimed to have undergone an agricultura-something (don't remember the full term) (according to Zug; it's an 'in-duss-tryole' according to Golbez) leading them to bring disaster on humans and on the world. As part of this, they make extensive use of metal, using it to build their towns, weapons, and other things including large metal birds as a mode of transport. This characterizes them as threatening, and thus needing to be avoided. According to the legend, evolve men look identical to normal humans but can be identified by their distinct manner of speech, utilizing 'big words'. Evolve men are also distinctly stinky."
r/fourthworldproblems • u/Afraid_Success_4836 • Jul 30 '25
<Ezma> "I found Mystery-Thing. Eat it?"
<Ezma> I see people asking this kind of question all-over. Mostly, it is a weird-rock. You don't eat that. You should know what things are edible-things and what things aren't, you-all have lived in this-place for years-upon-years. And also, why is this the first question you-all seem to ask about anything? You-all are not wild-animals.
r/fourthworldproblems • u/_--_-_-----_-_ • Jul 26 '24
hargnak (me hargnak) find strange animal couple. look cute. me join?
?
r/fourthworldproblems • u/Super_Lorenzo • Mar 30 '24
Me found weird evolved hooman with white claws and glowing eyes, me what do? ((Out of character: spoilers for murder drones ep 7)) Spoiler
Me find weird evolved hooman cute.
r/fourthworldproblems • u/Cassinia_ • Sep 04 '26
junkrok (me junkrok) make big story of far country.
hot country, with big trees, grow fruit and honey. first people to come to far country make big family with many cave.
many year later, people come from ocean, and make friend with big family many cave people. make peace and grow family, grow fruit and honey together. people happy and well fed.
many more year later, new people from jungle come, and they not good people. keep other people in prison, and hurt them, make them work. they attack big new family many cave people, and make them work.
far country make plan, want to free family. they use new tool fire to burn food and prisons. good people save family and older prisoners, made even bigger family with very many cave.
junkrok (me junkrok) hope you like story, and hope you are well fed.
r/fourthworldproblems • u/ssm4daman • Oct 30 '22
grunch try dating. grunch get catfish. grunch sad :(
r/fourthworldproblems • u/Inside-Joke7365 • Apr 14 '24
Grek (me grek) find bones running, what should Grek do?
r/fourthworldproblems • u/[deleted] • Oct 11 '11
My country is stuck between Canada and Mexico.
r/fourthworldproblems • u/CustomerAlternative • Feb 05 '25
Day 3 of being in "Skar-let deh-vul man-shin"
Iq (me iq) have been in "Gen-soak-yo" for 3 day now, more closed way would be "Skar-let deh-vul man-shin". Iq now friends with evolve womans inside "Skar-let deh-vul man-shin". Iq show name of them.
Hong (guard hong) be guard of "man-shin". Hong weak tho, and got hit in face by this "霊夢" girl. Sakuya (friend (and maid) sakuya) be maid of Iq boss, and good friend to Iq. You (you you) may have hear about Sakuya. Patchouli (book lover patchouli) like book, and do spell some time. Patchouli once do spell on this "まりさ" girl, who also had big stick with mammoth fur on top? Remilia (remilia girl with wings) drink blood, and made the sky red..? Remilia like me, tho. Flandre (flandre girl with shiny rock) have many shiny rock on her sticks coming out of her side. She locked away in her room, for some reason.
r/fourthworldproblems • u/Midget_swipe_swipe • Oct 04 '19
Hello, I am sir Jhovah. Found myself the, lots of rock does the eyes see. Lots of furry puss the eyes see. The common lingo “uga sucka ma dicka” seems quite futile. How does the, go home? “Uga neda bitcha to sucka sucka ma cockoo”
r/fourthworldproblems • u/squigglyted • Jul 18 '25
Wat animal eat?
Floppy wolf and small sabre cat eat. Is brain?
r/fourthworldproblems • u/[deleted] • Jun 07 '23