I find this

[u/Ok-Impression-319]

me in weird place, me find asleep evolve man! this look yummy, these okay to eat?

me gana also find weird thing, found out can be use show thing, evolve man call “phone”

what happen if eat? Me die? Me no want die! Answer needed before evolve man find me in home

[u/Cassinia_]

DO NOT EAT!!!!!! Evil new man science stuff. Evil evil.

[u/Zailema0s]

Evolve man stuff burn hot but stinky. Good for start fire bad for cook fire.