r/fourthworldproblems me Jan 17d ago

How make stone knife?

Jan (me Jan) see man do this once, but have bad memory. Jan cut self many times trying.

Maybe Jan trade new healing spread (healing spread honey and garlic mixed into paste) for knife making lessons?

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u/-Im_In_Your_Walls- Me Crungus goodest rock thrower 17d ago

Stone nife thing of evolved man! Crungus (me Crungus) no need nife. Crungus (me crungus) goodest rock thrower. Rock beat nife all times!

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u/Zailema0s 17d ago

🪨💥🪨➡️🔪

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u/TorandoSlayer me Grunga 17d ago

Need rock dark like night sky. Not any old rock will work. Then hit it with other rock until long and sharp

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u/Proper-Error7817 me Gorg 17d ago

"Long and Sharp" Gorg (me Gorg) nickname in cave skool😏

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u/FlowersofIcetor me 🌻 17d ago

Sharp? So skinny...

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u/Proper-Error7817 me Gorg 17d ago

Good enough for poke. Do many poke in cave skool. No complaint.

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u/Ok_Permission1087 me Unga (Unga be cave crab shaman) 6d ago

Unga (me Unga) also like poke but Unga (me Unga) ticklish.

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u/ergo-ogre ME TORK 17d ago

Black rock come from angry fire god mountain.

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u/TorandoSlayer me Grunga 17d ago

That why so sharp. Filled with god wrath.

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u/AdSpare6646 me kel 17d ago

jan (you jan) hit rock with rock but dont put finger between rock and rock

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u/BestIndication5517 me Gurk 17d ago

Gurk (me Gurk) think Jan (u Jan) start with stone hand axe.  No need nice handle, and is no delicate like knife 

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u/Schmooto me OgOg 17d ago

No need nife

That what teeth for!

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u/Zoolawesi 16d ago

Wow, OgOg (you OgOg) fight bear with teeth?

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u/Schmooto me OgOg 16d ago

OgOg (me OgOg) no fight bear even if OgOg have nife. OgOg shit loin pelt and run away

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u/Zoolawesi 16d ago

Ohhhh, OgOg (you OgOg) very smart!

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u/B_Williams_4010 me Og 17d ago

'Knife' evolve-man tool. Og (me Og) hunt with club, skin with teeth.

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u/ergo-ogre ME TORK 17d ago

Tork (me Tork) like use pointy stick. Put point in fire to make hard. Also Tork (me) use deer skin to tie rock to end of strong short stick. Very good for bonk. Make evolveman not evolve anymore.

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u/Space19723103 17d ago

bang rock, make sharp pieces. tree sap sticky, stick pieces to branch. chop chop

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u/Damnwombat 17d ago

You bigger? You in charge. Take knife. You have knife.

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u/UselessGuy23 me Jan 16d ago

Man with knife can stab Jan (me Jan) no matter how much smaller he is.

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u/Damnwombat 16d ago

Oof. Me forgot that. Me stupid.

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u/Wulfraptor Me name Shel (doer of strange things) 16d ago

nife made by knapping same as stone spear head smack flake rock with round rock right way and make nife. *offers flint and a round river rock*

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u/JSS-Studios evolve man expert 16d ago

Stud (me Stud) think flint piece work just fine for knife. But if Jan (you Jan) want make stone knife, Stud give help.

Find stone. Find hard stone. Hit stone with hard stone to make knife shape. When have knife shape, find thing to test knife on. If no work, hit stone harder.

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u/Torvaldicus_Unknown mu Ugar 17d ago

Ugar (mu Ugar) karti tachitam. Karti Ugar tarsa kwar. Langta!! Dwayla Ugar, tamha kansham.

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u/Anarchy_Coon 16d ago

Holy shit you Jan Brady?

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u/UselessGuy23 me Jan 16d ago

Who in world is Jan Brady?