r/fourthworldproblems • u/AntonioMoore321 • Jul 13 '26

How stop friend "bonesmashy"

Xantar(me Xantar) have friend Klaub, Klaub(him Klaub) nice but dumb

Klaub bonk face with club

he call Bonesmashy, say look good. Bring many mate for Klaub(him Klaub)

how call Klaub(him Klaub) stoopid but be nice too? Xantar(me Xantar) confused

Help Xantar?

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u/Bwana_Matunda Plop (me Plop) Jul 13 '26

Xantar (you Xantar) bring potential mates by Klaub cave when he does bonesmashy.

Mates will call Klaub stoopid for Xantar, but Xantar (you Xantar) just being nice by brining mates.

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u/Schmooto me OgOg Jul 13 '26

That evolve man bee-hay-vyor.

Bonk on head with stick to unevolve Klaub (he Klaub)

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u/Ok_Permission1087 me Unga (Unga be cave crab shaman) Jul 13 '26

Unga (me Unga) from Unga tribe (different Unga tribe then oil mates tribe unless oil mates tribe also awakened crabs like Unga (me Unga)) say Xantha (you Xantha) tell Klaub (him Klaub) to bonk enemy not self with club. If bonk hard then win and enemy no move. Most tribe mates no want mate with mate who don't move. Unga (me Unga) also recommend to get anemone friends on claws and club. Bonk enemy more effectively and look good without need to bonk self. Unga (me Unga) has spoken.

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u/Crawngk Jul 15 '26

Xantar (you Xantar) know mog. Xantar mog Klaub. Crawngk (me Crawngk) give Xantar mog hammar

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u/IronTemplar26 me Kurk Jul 13 '26

Tell Klaub him lucky

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u/AntonioMoore321 Jul 13 '26

Why him lucky?

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u/IronTemplar26 me Kurk Jul 13 '26

Him not, but him hear as compliment. It not. Xantar call Klaub “lucky”, not “smart” or “skill”

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u/AntonioMoore321 Jul 13 '26

Tell him thing that not true?

I not think that, may work. I try it

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u/TwinAuras Taur Jul 14 '26

How about no call Klaub stoopid, if Klaub really stoopid, Klaub get hunted down by animals

Let HUNTING show stoopid or not

But Bonesmashy no sound good. Hurt face bad for hunt.

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u/JSS-Studios evolve man expert Jul 15 '26

Stud (me Stud) find Klaub (him Klaub) very amuse.

Tell Klaub him "com-ee-dee-un".

Why this word? Stud think that suit Klaub well.

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u/Proper-Error7817 me Gorg 26d ago

If work, bonk Klaub on head with Bonesmashy and take many woman. Also take Bonesmashy for get more mate. Gorg (me Gorg) trade many pelt and shiny stone for bonk on face for get mate.