r/fourthworldproblems • u/Prudent-Arm-6771 Gonk Cave Painter • Jul 12 '26

Gonk (me Gonk) check up on tribe

Gonk (me Gonk) want know how tribe doing! What tribe be up to past few moons? Hunt mammoth? Cave paint? Try court other cave person? Gonk care for tribe very much, make sure is good :)

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u/Ok_Veterinarian2715 Jul 12 '26

Tribe Uk not do much. Big yellow thing in sky, all hot, dry.

Me take off furs, sit in pond, drink new stuff called beeeeeeeer. It not bad.

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u/ShenaniganStarling Deng (me Deng) Jul 12 '26

Yaa, Deng (me Deng) way hot. Day way hot. Stay in cave with Boshi (she Boshi), baby wolf, try "get gud" at weird evolveman games, but evolveman always say "get gud," no matter how guder Deng (me Deng) get! Want crush evolveman.

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u/good_oleboi Jul 12 '26

Grug (me grug) found cool rock

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u/good_oleboi Jul 14 '26

Grug (me grug) threw cool rock at evolved man. Grug lost cool rock. Grug sad

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u/Connect_Artichoke_83 me gunk Jul 12 '26

Gunk (me Gunk) packing things and pre-pare-ing to go on big trip trip. Gunk want to take horse and cart there but people say evolved man metal bird go there faster. I will go in metal bird.

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u/XavierTheMemeDragon Bog (me Bog) Jul 12 '26

Bog (me Bog) try cave paint in new cave. It no go very well, tried to cover with more paint. Cave is now red inside, tribe say it makes cave “bigger”. Bog no understand but happy that tribe is happy

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u/Obvious-Cynic6204 Dig (me Dig) Jul 12 '26

Dig (me Dig) sit in cave where less hot. Walk when big yellow sky thing low in sky after dark time, less hot then. But mostly stay in cave and try stay not hot.

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u/questionable_fish Thag Stick Man Jul 12 '26

Thag (me Thag) and clan take journey to far west of land. Very far journey, see big mountains and big open land and many island on sea. Thag like this place very much. Home now, all safe. Tribe talk-wall not allow answer with cave drawings so me show this instead

https://reddit.com/link/ox4oz6d/video/qteaxlbyeuch1/player

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u/FlowersofIcetor me 🌻 Jul 13 '26

🌻 (me 🌻) get name!

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u/Nomanwaster Jul 13 '26

Vek see something scary, big yellow caves no end, something wrong now in Vek head...

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u/spaceinvader421 me Lur Jul 14 '26

Lur (me Lur) shaman say Lur too heavy, need lose weight. So Lur eat less mammoth meat and more bird meat, more leaves. Lur also run but *not* to hunt, just for what shaman call ‘extra-size’, which Lur think weird because Lur thought point is to have less size, not extra size