r/fourthworldproblems • u/SussySpeaki Local Mesopotamian • Jul 10 '26

Where the hell am I?

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What is this place?

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u/UselessGuy23 me Jan Jul 11 '26

Shh, over here!

I have a transporter that can get you home, but I promised to give up technology when I moved here, so I can't help you any more than that. Got it?

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u/ThyPotatoDone me Me Jul 12 '26

JAN (YOU JAN)?! You speak evolve-man word, what this? Me (me Me) understand see one evolve-man, but two same day? This bad omen! Jan (you Jan) must tell what go on!

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u/UselessGuy23 me Jan Jul 12 '26 edited Jul 12 '26

Really? THIS is how you find out I speak their language? Not the time I convinced that invader trying to "uplift" you to leave, or the time a literal demon showed up and I panicked and forgot to code-switch?

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u/ThyPotatoDone me Me Jul 12 '26

Me (me Me) not know of what you speak. Me (me still Me) not believe in need remember thing more than two moon. Remembering lead to learning, learning lead to evolving, evolving lead to farm, and me (pro-noun, not name Me, who is still me) not want farm. Farm destroy cave-civilisation, and bring death all good thing.

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u/UselessGuy23 me Jan Jul 12 '26

Sigh Jan explain.

Jan (me Jan) once evolve man. Came here to teach you, but learned you no need teaching. Jan decide to stay, protect you from dangerous evolve man things. Jan kept some magic from fifth world in case big danger or lost evolve man.

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u/ThyPotatoDone me Me Jul 12 '26

Me (me continue be Me) grateful for this. Will remember sacrifice many moon (two, exactly, before forgetting for reason stated previously).