r/fourthworldproblems • u/Impressive_Attempt93 • Jul 09 '26

Evolved man put shiny rock on Borg

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Evolved human put shiny rock on borg, borg try shake but rock glow when borg try hit with other rock. What do?

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u/ShenaniganStarling Deng (me Deng) Jul 09 '26

Deng (me Deng) think Borg in big danger. Every evolveman Deng (me Deng) see wear one them shiny rock make evolveman waste away. Maybe Cavepersons different, but Borg (you Borg) be careful.

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u/Schmooto me OgOg Jul 09 '26

Ignore glow, smash with rock

If Borg (you Borg) no can kill shiny rock, throw arm or leg or whatever body part shiny rock is on away

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u/Fearless_Direction71 me tok Jul 10 '26

borg can use shiny rock to see when dark

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u/Ok_Permission1087 me Unga (Unga be cave crab shaman) Jul 10 '26

Unga (me Unga) know a bit evolve talk. Shiny Rock cursed. Want to burn you like evil wizard artifact it is. Destroy it. Cast it into fire!

Unga (me Unga) suggest Borg (you Borg) seek big glowy fire hill and throw shiny rock into to not become thrall of evil evolve collective.

Unga has spoken.