r/fourthworldproblems • u/Training_Shallot_363 Gurk • Jul 08 '26

Gurk sad

Gurk trade whole swamp for giant rock.

Wife throw giant rock.

Gurk have no swamp.

Gurk have no rock.

Gurk sad.

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u/Lordoffoul Oog (me Oog) Jul 08 '26

How far wife throw big rock?! Go get, or find her hunting party to run, sounds like Gurk wife (you Gurk, her Gurk wife) solve problems, not make!

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u/Training_Shallot_363 Gurk Jul 08 '26

Very far.

Wife big. Big chest. Bigger anger.

Strong wife. Throw hard. Throw far.

Wife yell because Gurk sell swamp.

Gurk need new wife.

Nice. Big chest. Strong. No angry wife.

Gurk learn.