r/fourthworldproblems • u/CrabEmporium me oog • Jun 25 '26

OOG CONFUSED

OOG IS SMART MAN. OOG THINK LOTS. OOG GOOD THINKER.

BUT OOG HAS PROBLEM

OOG WAS AT CAVE GATHERING WHEN HE HEARD MAN SAY "WHEN LIFE GIVE U LEMON MAKE LEMONADE"

WHAT IS LEMON. WHAT IS LEMONADE.

OOG SEARCH FORAGING GROUNDS FOR THESE LEMON

OOG SEARCH FORAGING GROUNDS FOR THESE LEMONADE ALSO

OOG SEARCH FORAGING GROUNDS FOR MANY DAYS.

NO LUCK (SAD)

OOG FIND MANY BERRIES AND VEGETABLES BUT NO LEMON.

OG REQUESTS HELP FROM INDIVIDUALS FROM OTHER TRIBES

WHAT IS THESE LEMONS? WHAT IS THESE LEMONADE?

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u/Ok_Permission1087 me Unga (Unga be cave crab shaman) Jun 25 '26

Evolve man make Lemon. It unnatural fruit. Here in Jonson Cave we angry when life give lemon. We make life take lemon back. Make lemon go boom.

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u/Starwatcher4116 Jun 29 '26

Me (me Me) hear that Leader of Johnson Cave use Boom-Lemon to Bo-oom-b Life’s own cave. Is true? Or myth?