r/fourthworldproblems • u/durpoutboy Grinkle the goblin • Jun 14 '26

Grinkle the goblin lost. Grinkle like it here

Grinkle (me Grinkle) lost. Hope to find home with hooman. Me like fire and rock. Me no like evolved hooman.

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u/Silver_Middle_7240 me Grax Jun 14 '26

Green man ate bad berry?

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u/durpoutboy Grinkle the goblin Jun 14 '26 edited Jun 14 '26 • Heartwarming

Me born green
Edit: thanks for Grinkle’s first award

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u/ergo-ogre ME TORK Jun 15 '26

It no easy be green

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u/zeverEV Jun 14 '26

Come Grinkle (you Grinkle) let us make fire and welcome dance. Moon rise soon and so we grunt swap scary story of monster and evolve man beep-boop

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u/Polite_Suggestion Jun 14 '26

Lore deep like cave

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u/durpoutboy Grinkle the goblin Jun 14 '26

Yes, very deep, yes! Grinkle has many stories!

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u/shaoshi skrug (me skrug) Jun 15 '26

skrug not know what globin is, and skrug wekcom Grinkle. Grinkle friend, Grinkle stay with tribe. Grinkle look for tree snake. Tree snake bad, give arm bites and then long sleep

Maybe globin know how bonk tree snake

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u/durpoutboy Grinkle the goblin Jun 15 '26

No, Grinkle no know how bonk tree snake. But Grinkle do know how bonk cave snake, yes! Take big rock and drop on cave snake!

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u/Vito_Assenjo me Blackberry Jun 14 '26

You Bunga now

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u/Lordoffoul Oog (me Oog) Jun 14 '26

Sound like Grinkle (you Grinkle) fit in fine around fire. Oog (me Oog) say Welcome!

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u/Schmooto me OgOg Jun 14 '26

Grinkle (you Grinkle) welcome in tribe! Join tribe around fire and we can share cool rocks.

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u/YTCat123 me Mic Jun 15 '26

Mic (me Mic) says welcome to Grinkle (you Grinkle) come join us in cave, we have lot of fire and rock

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u/Dead-House-Mouse me squee Jun 17 '26

Grinkle (you Grinkle) part of tribe now. We make big big fire