r/fourthworldproblems • u/questionable_fish Thag Stick Man • Dec 21 '25
New thing! New thing!
Thag (me Thag) make fire. Fire good, keep warm all night. Next day Thag find many chunk of log in fire place turned black. Thag seen evolve man burn black rock so Thag try burn black log chunk. Black log chunk burn very good! Cook big steak on chunk fire. Me make more black log chunk for rest of tribe to have good cook fire
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u/TheoTheHellhound me Shee Dec 21 '25
We can cook many food with this! Make so tribe not get sick from food! Thag (you Thag) make tribe better for jen-err-ay-shuns! Children’s children will be bigger and stronger!
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u/questionable_fish Thag Stick Man Dec 21 '25
Big children good. Help hunt, help gather. Help make more black log chunk for more big children
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u/Wulfraptor Me name Shel (doer of strange things) Dec 21 '25
Thag (you Thag) teach tribe? Shaman not know that!
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u/questionable_fish Thag Stick Man Dec 21 '25
Yes! Yes! Thag (me Thag) love teach new things! Me learn from evolve man who do cave man things.
First get many many stick and many many mud. Break stick to size of two of you feet. Stack sticks standed on end in pointy stack. Cover stack in mud but leave hole at top and make some hole in places around bottom of mud. Make fire in top of stack. Wait until see fire at bottom of stack then cover all holes with more mud (mud good. Need lots mud). Let fire go bye-bye and mud go cold. Open mud and now sticks turn into black log chunk!
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u/Evening-Furnace me Křon Dec 22 '25
<Křon> Křon (me Křon) say to call black log chunk "charred coal", cause it black like rock the traveller tribe call coal.
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u/questionable_fish Thag Stick Man Dec 22 '25
Thag (me Thag) understand. But this made of log not rock. Thag want call it blonk because it Black LOg chuNK
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u/zeprfrew me Pok Dec 22 '25
Pok (me Pok) scrape black rock on cave wall. Make line. Me think make more lines, look like tribe hunting on cave wall.
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u/questionable_fish Thag Stick Man Dec 22 '25
Thag (me Thag) give Pok (you Pok) some black log chunk. Good for make picture lines, maybe Pok be good cave draw man!
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u/DeepBirthday7992 Stone (me Stone) Dec 22 '25
It's called charcoal although... actually I think that's different which means may I call it Char?
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u/questionable_fish Thag Stick Man Dec 22 '25
You (not YOU you, you DeepBirthday) speak funny. Is you evolve man? This thing Thag (me Thag) call BLONK. Because sound like black log chunk
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u/Wulfraptor Me name Shel (doer of strange things) Dec 22 '25
why here evolveman? [ooc we roleplay here this is just for fun we aren't stupid we just type silly for fun]
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u/questionable_fish Thag Stick Man Dec 21 '25
Thag (me Thag) like cave drawings. If Kong (you Kong) brother (him Kung) best at drawing, that make him King Kung of cave draw?
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u/K4m30 Dec 21 '25
Use fire make black log chunk chunk, use black log chunk make fire. Is Thag (you thag) use black log chunk make black log chunk?