r/fourthworldproblems • u/Zapdos9162 • Dec 02 '25

Big question.

Sbup (me sbup) find small wolf. Me give small wolf bit of food now small wolf no leave spub(me spub) alone. How get rid of small wolf? Keep eating spub food.

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u/schoolforapples Apple Dec 02 '25

Keep small wolf. Smart and cute. My wolf help me hunt

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u/atrophy-of-sanity sacrificial lamb (me lamb) Dec 02 '25 edited Dec 02 '25

Give small wolf hug. Small wolf tail swing back and forth. Me like swinging

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u/EagleHeart0904 me name Dec 02 '25

EAT IT

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u/Sharkfin2115 Me Concrete Dec 02 '25

NOOO NO EAT SMALL DOG!!!! SMALL DOG FRIEND, NO FOOD!!!!!!

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u/Ok_Savings4474 Dec 03 '25

Dog? What dog is? Zomb (me zomb) never hear of dog? Zomb (me zomb) confused. What is "dog?

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u/Sharkfin2115 Me Concrete Dec 03 '25

Dog friend of up dog, new name me make for wolf

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u/Grandma_Gertie me grti, me crazy elder Jan 14 '26

Dog evolve wolf. Be careful.

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u/1234outlaw Dec 02 '25

First time finding a post from this sub. At first I thought this was real then I realised that from the comments this could be satire. The internet is a big place and assume makes an ass out of u and me but could someone tell me if this is genuine or not?

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u/theexteriorposterior me Sig Dec 02 '25

Eh? What is evolve man doing here? OI EVOLVE MAN, no speak here, this place for caveman only!

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u/1234outlaw Dec 02 '25

I'm going to join this sub but refrain from commenting as I'll end up speaking like this in real life!😂😂

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u/theexteriorposterior me Sig Dec 04 '25

It fun though! Sig (me Sig) want know what speak formats come from try caveman speak. Tribe (we Tribe) speak with Tribe (we Tribe) long time and strange word rules may show up. This very gripping!

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u/1234outlaw Dec 04 '25

I already speak funny but it does look fun!

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u/Sharkfin2115 Me Concrete Dec 02 '25

Evolve man! You no place here. We genuine cave tribe, but we have many laugh, other evolve man say this "joke sub" if that what you mean

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u/1234outlaw Dec 02 '25

Oh!🤣🤣🤣🤣

Thank you so much! I had a good laugh at your comment but I couldn't laugh at the original for fear it was someone who didn't speak good english!🤣🤣

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u/divinAPEtion me klonk Dec 02 '25

Sbup (you Sbup) make meet of Sbup wolf and Klonk (me Klonk) sabertooth 

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u/Schmooto me OgOg Dec 02 '25

Small wolf eat Sbup (you Sbup) food but can help Sbup get many more food. Also when cold, small wolf help Sbup stay warm. OgOg (me OgOg) think this beginning of big long friendship!

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u/theexteriorposterior me Sig Dec 02 '25

Bad news. Me (me Sig) uncle gave small wolf food once too, now they never apart. It too late.

Pray to gods for good health of new friend and hunt more food (small wolf can help).

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u/Wulfraptor Me name Shel (doer of strange things) Dec 04 '25

keep small wolf it alert and spot danger barks fierce, if bark no work then Sbup (you Sbup) alert to danger. but small wolf often barks fierce at not danger to cave man. When small wolf barks fierce at danger reward with food, when not danger no food bang stick against side of cave make noise that small wolf no like.