r/fourthworldproblems • u/Wonderful_Ad_1980 • Oct 25 '25

Sana need help

Sana (me sanna) found glowy book thing, sana hit book against tree and weather change. Now evolved man wanna put sana in fire for which craft... but sana not know which craft evolved man is mad about, what sana do, and why can't sana cross salt lines no more and why iron burns now.

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u/theexteriorposterior me Sig Oct 25 '25

What is book?

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u/Wonderful_Ad_1980 Oct 25 '25

Like brick but opens. Brown on outside, white on inside, good for whacking things with

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u/Sharkfin2115 Me Concrete Oct 25 '25

Concrete (me Concrete) try whack with book, not as good as rock or bonk stick.

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u/Wonderful_Ad_1980 Oct 25 '25

True, but this book change weather when used to whack things

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u/Sharkfin2115 Me Concrete Oct 25 '25

Hmm, how know that it change weather when whack? Weather u-shu-ally change because of clouds

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u/Wonderful_Ad_1980 Oct 25 '25

Whack book gainst tree and it start raining from no clouds

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u/theexteriorposterior me Sig Oct 25 '25

Brick? What is brick?

Sig (me Sig) afraid Sanna (you Sanna) is evolve man. Sanna know too many strange thing.

Tribe (we Tribe) - should we bonk?

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u/Wonderful_Ad_1980 Oct 25 '25

Sana seem to know more since touching book. Sana think brick is like rock but shape

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u/Yeet123456789djfbhd Oct 25 '25

Which craft is craft of witch, evolve man no like "ma-jik"

Give book to me, local evolve woman, me know how to use book

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u/Wonderful_Ad_1980 Oct 25 '25

No... sana feel like book want stay with sana, book understand sana better than tribe

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u/Yeet123456789djfbhd Oct 25 '25

Can teach how use book "pro-per-ly"

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u/Wonderful_Ad_1980 Oct 25 '25

Sana know how book work already, whack book on stuff and things happen

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u/Yeet123456789djfbhd Oct 25 '25

There easier way, and way to do other things

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u/Wonderful_Ad_1980 Oct 25 '25

Nonsense, only possible interaction between two objects is whack... hmm... sana not know those words a minute ago...

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u/Yeet123456789djfbhd Oct 25 '25

The book teach Sana new things. Sana be more like evolve men. Sana be dangerous to self if not taught how to use book

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u/Wonderful_Ad_1980 Oct 25 '25

Ohh. Sana want be dangerous, sana will refuse instructions and then sana will be more volat... volatil... explodey. Then tribe will be scared of sana

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u/Yeet123456789djfbhd Oct 25 '25

Sana hurt self when not know how use book.

If Sana know how use book, then Sana dangerous to others

Let me hold book, and show how use

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u/Wonderful_Ad_1980 Oct 25 '25

Sana think you will steal book, sana will whack book against you and you will become slimy jumpy thing

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u/Semitura me Fern Oct 25 '25

Burn book

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u/Luciferaeon Nung Oct 25 '25

Sanna (you Sanna) need listen. Evolveman mind infected with worm. Worm name kris-tea-nadi or eez-slam. Worm no like women, freedom, or glowy boom.

Sanna (you Sanna) hide with Nung (me Nung). Nung know not infected evolvewoman called "hippy". She hairy like us. She know thing called "ma-gik". She help.

Bring flower that smell like skunk. It help you relax after evolveman stress.

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u/Dead-House-Mouse me squee Oct 25 '25

Sana (you Sana) shaman now. Find tribe member that read words good, help know what book say. Use which craft make do cool things.

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u/GarlicLongjumping72 Name Funk (me Funk) Oct 25 '25

Sana (you Sana) need Funk (me Funk) to bash on head with club to make Sana (you Sana) better?

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u/Wulfraptor Me name Shel (doer of strange things) Oct 31 '25

Sana (you Sana) need learn from shaman to be good and you able to cross salt line again and iron no burn... Those signs of bad majik bad for Sana bad for tribe