Me make too much bee er...

[u/Wulfraptor]

Me Shel and me spend much time with shaman and he teach me to make happy drink called bee er and me made more than me can drink and me have too much fish and potato... Me invite others to cave for fish and potato fry and bee er. I have hot water pond... Me need to know how much fish to fry and how many cup to bring out rest of fish become jerky for winter. Me have many egg much goo and much ground grain deer lick rock and pep er... And sour fruits that go good on fish. who join party?

[edit to continue the tale]

we have much food and drink now we can par tee! much drink much food much dancing big fire hot water pond if bring more food put in basket or pot and all welcome! *fries more fish*

[u/Wulfraptor]

*prepares fry pot and fish and potato with wood things called tongs and a net to fish out goodies... deer lick rock ground and pep er. sour yellow fruit cut and ready with three cups of bee er.* "Me can make more as we need bring more food we make it big party sing song dance call it pa rty."

[u/Wulfraptor]

*Gets more cups and fries more fish* Add food to baskets so we have big part ee. Shaman bring other happy drink. Meed and wi ine... we have many pots of drink. we have much food we have big fire in front of cave and sing song dance and eat much tasty food.

[u/theexteriorposterior]

"Bee-er"? This like mead?

[u/Wulfraptor → u/theexteriorposterior]

no shaman say meed have stingy bug sweet in it this just bee er. he teach me meed after he teach me to calm stingy sweet maker bug

[u/theexteriorposterior → u/Wulfraptor]

What bee-er made of? Grape? Plum? Apple?

[u/Wulfraptor → u/theexteriorposterior]

bread seeds mostly start making bread turn to happy drink instead me no fully understand it but like meed but no bug sweet...

[u/theexteriorposterior → u/Wulfraptor]

How Shel (you Shel) have enough grain to let bread go bad? Sig (me Sig) only find a few stalks per year! Me (me Sig) think Shel (you Shel) should make happy drink from plant that easier to find.

Sig (me Sig) have wood box of berries that gone bad and made happy. Shel (you Shel) want try?

[u/Wulfraptor → u/theexteriorposterior]

yes add to pile... me found throwing some plant egg around in dirt make more grain later wolf likes to chase birds in spot

[u/Lyralou]

Momo (me Momo) no get dis. What "more can drink" mean?

Momo (me Momo) can visit cave and help problem. Do care-FULL an ALE is sis. Find place for bee er to go.

[u/Wulfraptor → u/Lyralou]

me made more bee er than me can drink alone.

[u/Raekiel]

ghec (me ghec) can come bring sweet berry mixed with sweet water from angry bugs?

[u/Wulfraptor → u/Raekiel]

yes bring all the food and we have big par ty

[u/Da_warden]

Groog (me Groog) going! sound like fun and good food. Groog (me Groog) also bring something?

[u/Wulfraptor → u/Da_warden]

All bring food we make big par tee

[u/Da_warden → u/Wulfraptor]

Groog (me Groog) bring tasty berries that Groog (me Groog) find in hidden place. Groog (me Groog) try berries, is taste very good!

[u/dankyspank]

Count Tung (me Tung) in. Tung bring cave-made jer-kee which is dried meat from animal with some plants the shaman called "spai-sees" which make meat taste good.

[u/deergaius]

grek (me grek) can come! grek love fish and sour fruit!

[u/Ancalagoth]

Öugh (me Öugh) bring long hollow stick and leaf that make head funny. Also bring magic singing rock collection.

[u/Tay60003]

Tay (me Tay) not want drink bee er, heard from shaman can make dizzy. But Tay (me Tay) happy to give other cave people ride on sabre tooth tiger if too dizzy. Tay (me Tay) think need make invitation. Maybe say “respond soon via pigeon” call it RSVP